Seagull problems
 

Whenever I go out with the Alien girls we are followed by flocks and flocks
of gulls. I don't know why.
Another odd thing occurs too. When we sail close to North Shore of Long
Island near the farms and estates we can can donkeys braying violently in
the distance.
The Alien girls and I wonder why. But hey, they're real sailors!

Fresh breezes,

RB

Seagull problems
 

Are you sure they're not large flies?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Whenever I go out with the Alien girls we are followed by flocks and
flocks
of gulls. I don't know why.
Another odd thing occurs too. When we sail close to North Shore of Long
Island near the farms and estates we can can donkeys braying violently in
the distance.
The Alien girls and I wonder why. But hey, they're real sailors!

Fresh breezes,

RB

Seagull problems
 

Get one of those fine pics of yourself from your website, take it to
Kinko's, they can make one of those life size cardboard cutouts, put it on
the boat, will make an excellent "scarecrow" to chase those nasty seagulls
away. If that doesn't work, you can keep the cardboard cutout and set up a
little stand at the marina for the tourists, get your picture taken with a
real sailor, only $20. Use Polaroid's, think of all the $$$$ you'll make,
you'll be rich AND famous in no time.
John Cairns
"Bobsprit" wrote in message
ink.net...
Whenever I go out with the Alien girls we are followed by flocks and
flocks
of gulls. I don't know why.
Another odd thing occurs too. When we sail close to North Shore of Long
Island near the farms and estates we can can donkeys braying violently in
the distance.
The Alien girls and I wonder why. But hey, they're real sailors!

Fresh breezes,

RB

Seagull problems
 

Good lord, peoples...can't you spell? Bobspirt?

Oh, maybe you CAN spell.

RB

Seagull problems
 

On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 03:00:48 GMT, "Bobsprit" wrote
this crap:

Whenever I go out with the Alien girls we are followed by flocks and flocks
of gulls. I don't know why.

Seagulls are attracted to garbage.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Seagull problems
 

Hey Nutsy,

Haven't you seen the Seagulls following the Garbage Scows when they
leave? Same thing.

That isn't Donkeys, it's people on the beaches laughing at how
"Derelect" is being sailed. You're getting the "Horse Laugh" G

To each his own,
Ole Thom

Seagull problems
 

That isn't Donkeys, it's people on the beaches laughing at how
"Derelect" is being sailed. You're getting the "Horse Laugh" G

Thom, I know your ancient, but read the headers. Bobspirt aint me, dopey.

RB

Seagull problems
 

And Horass speaks from experience!

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 03:00:48 GMT, "Bobsprit" wrote
this crap:

Whenever I go out with the Alien girls we are followed by flocks and
flocks
of gulls. I don't know why.

Seagulls are attracted to garbage.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.