One of the Alien girls (the rich one in the black bikini) lost the setting
in her wedding ring aboard Alien. We looked high and low in the bilge, where
she saw it fall in.
After a few hours of looking she said not to worry, it's insured for
$180,000. She's going to make a claim and says if I find it to keep it.
I originally paid 16K for Alien. Now she's worth well over $225,000. I'm
going to get a full color radar when I find the rock.
Jealous eh?

Your captain of good fortune,

RB