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LOCOLOSS
Come on Nutsy,
When you're on the hard you need a ladder to unlatch that "Stepladder Stern" OT |
LOCOLOSS
Yeah sure... in a headlock.... now put down the crack pipe and back away
slowly MC!.... CM "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... | Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? | | Cheers MC | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | "Lady Pilot" wrote in message | news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02... | | | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as a | | child... | | Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several yachts, a | seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you on | my arm to rival Ozzy! | | Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-) | | CM | | | | |
LOCOLOSS
Well you said it, Chum
Cheers MC Capt. Mooron wrote: Yeah sure... in a headlock.... now put down the crack pipe and back away slowly MC!.... CM "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... | Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? | | Cheers MC | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | "Lady Pilot" wrote in message | news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02... | | | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as a | | child... | | Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several yachts, a | seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you on | my arm to rival Ozzy! | | Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-) | | CM | | | | |
LOCOLOSS
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:33:59 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote this crap: Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? I did, but I flicked it off. Hero@Horvath I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste. |
LOCOLOSS
Wow, what's with all the homosexual talk around here?
Cheers MC Horvath wrote: On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:33:59 +1300, The_navigator© wrote this crap: Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? I did, but I flicked it off. |
LOCOLOSS
What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?
LP "The_navigator©" wrote: Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? Cheers MC Capt. Mooron wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02... | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as a | child... Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several yachts, a seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you on my arm to rival Ozzy! Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-) CM |
LOCOLOSS
The Captains Nemesis wrote: Yep, does it to all of em. My wife could make a sailor blush if she let fly. Oz1...of the 3 twins. Heheheee. So you can pardon my transgression? LP |
LOCOLOSS
Will the *real* Navigator come forward...
LP "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... Let what fly exactly? Cheers MC The Captains Nemesis wrote: On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 18:25:43 -0600, "Lady Pilot" wrote: Jesus Lady, you're a baaaad woman. Perfect specimen for Capt. Mooron, wouldn't you agree? rofl Could be....careful though, I hear that marble is real cold You get that from working in a mans world? Well, I used to think so, but now I'm wondering... I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as a child... Yep, does it to all of em. My wife could make a sailor blush if she let fly. Oz1...of the 3 twins. Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
LOCOLOSS
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of attracting a woman. CM "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:OuGob.69097$B_2.21517@okepread02... | What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low? | | LP | | "The_navigator©" wrote: | Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? | | Cheers MC | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | "Lady Pilot" wrote in message | news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02... | | | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as | a | | child... | | Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several | yachts, a | seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you | on | my arm to rival Ozzy! | | Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-) | | CM | | | | | | |
LOCOLOSS
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it..... sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of attracting a woman. I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce. S.Simon |
LOCOLOSS
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it..... sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of attracting a woman. I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce. S.Simon |
LOCOLOSS
I've had more women than you've had cooties!
More women with cooties I'd say. RB |
LOCOLOSS
Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it..... sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of attracting a woman. I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce. S.Simon |
LOCOLOSS
There's not a single ant on my boat.
S.Simon "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill. "Simple Simon" wrote in message ... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it..... sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of attracting a woman. I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce. S.Simon |
LOCOLOSS
There is a form of wit called repartee. Perhaps a little to advanced for
you? Cheers MC Lady Pilot wrote: What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low? LP "The_navigator©" wrote: Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? Cheers MC Capt. Mooron wrote: "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02... | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as a | child... Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several yachts, a seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you on my arm to rival Ozzy! Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-) CM |
LOCOLOSS
At least I 'strive' to be comical -I guess being comical just isn't
natural for me -unlike you eh? :-P Cheers MC Capt. Mooron wrote: He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it..... sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of attracting a woman. CM "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:OuGob.69097$B_2.21517@okepread02... | What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low? | | LP | | "The_navigator©" wrote: | Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once? | | Cheers MC | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | "Lady Pilot" wrote in message | news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02... | | | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as | a | | child... | | Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several | yachts, a | seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you | on | my arm to rival Ozzy! | | Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-) | | CM | | | | | | |
LOCOLOSS
It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many possible connotations -given thread context... Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted! Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches, Boob well, no change and now you? Cheers MC The Captains Nemesis wrote: On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator© wrote: Let what fly exactly? Cheers MC You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped. Oz1...of the 3 twins. Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
LOCOLOSS
LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how
fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I call explaining the facts. Now, explain to me why your every other post is centered around somebody unworthy of you? I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a fantasy woman. Pathetic! On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She deserves no better treatment until she loses her fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many possible connotations -given thread context... Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted! Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches, Boob well, no change and now you? Cheers MC The Captains Nemesis wrote: On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator© wrote: Let what fly exactly? Cheers MC You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped. Oz1...of the 3 twins. Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
LOCOLOSS
You are of course correct and I see the truth in your response. Perhaps
driven by the same ideals that you espouse, I try to get people like CM and OZ to shape up but at times it seems an endless task. As soon as the merest whiff of estrogen comes from the computer screen they loll about like witless dogs with saliva dripping off their lolling tongues. Such base display saddens me greatly and so I try to remind them of their higher sailors purpose. Am I really just wasting my time? Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I call explaining the facts. Now, explain to me why your every other post is centered around somebody unworthy of you? I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a fantasy woman. Pathetic! On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She deserves no better treatment until she loses her fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many possible connotations -given thread context... Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted! Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches, Boob well, no change and now you? Cheers MC The Captains Nemesis wrote: On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator© wrote: Let what fly exactly? Cheers MC You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped. Oz1...of the 3 twins. Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
LOCOLOSS
You're wasting your time with Oz for sure. The man's
a liberal and a fool. On the other hand, Mooron is but a poor lonely, desperate man but there is hope for him because he often displays some manly virtues of which Oz has yet to display a single solitary one. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... You are of course correct and I see the truth in your response. Perhaps driven by the same ideals that you espouse, I try to get people like CM and OZ to shape up but at times it seems an endless task. As soon as the merest whiff of estrogen comes from the computer screen they loll about like witless dogs with saliva dripping off their lolling tongues. Such base display saddens me greatly and so I try to remind them of their higher sailors purpose. Am I really just wasting my time? Cheers MC Simple Simon wrote: LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I call explaining the facts. Now, explain to me why your every other post is centered around somebody unworthy of you? I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a fantasy woman. Pathetic! On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She deserves no better treatment until she loses her fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less. S.Simon "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many possible connotations -given thread context... Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted! Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches, Boob well, no change and now you? Cheers MC The Captains Nemesis wrote: On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator© wrote: Let what fly exactly? Cheers MC You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped. Oz1...of the 3 twins. Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
LOCOLOSS
You just demonstrated that you are pure liberal
politically. You wish to make everybody adhere to your ideals and conceptions and you advocate extreme punishment for those who don't meet your standards. It doesn't get any more liberal than that! Of course it takes more laws and more government to accomplish what you want. Years ago I discovered the primary and biggest problem with liberals. They are too self-absorbed and self-righteous to even realize how liberal they really are. They confuse political liberalism which is defined by very great government interference in people's lives with the idea of liberal thought. Liberal thought indicates tolerance and you show you are anything but that in your thinking. Intolerance is what you are all about but you don't have the balls to do anything about it yourself. You hide behind more laws and bigger government. This means you are a political liberal because you, if you had your way, would have govt. impose your standards on the rest of humanity. So stupid that you're can't even think clearly and even more closed minded. You're pathetic, really. S.Simon The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... On Sun, 2 Nov 2003 17:08:47 -0500, "Simple Simon" wrote: You're wasting your time with Oz for sure. The man's a liberal and a fool. On the other hand, Mooron is but a poor lonely, desperate man but there is hope for him because he often displays some manly virtues of which Oz has yet to display a single solitary one. S.Simon Nah, I'm not a liberal. I firmly believe that people with the genetic makeup similar to yours, a predisposition to blindly following all that anyone in Govt declares, should be drowned at birth. The water supply to those areas with high long term unemployment should be spiked with a birth caontrol agent to prevent the inevitable birth of more future umemployed, and, That all persons who have sexual relations with anyone under the age of consent taht applies in the deviantsown country should be castrated. Liberal...not me! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
LOCOLOSS
14 is legal in Canada!
CM The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ... | On Sun, 2 Nov 2003 17:08:47 -0500, "Simple Simon" | wrote: | | You're wasting your time with Oz for sure. The man's | a liberal and a fool. On the other hand, Mooron is but a | poor lonely, desperate man but there is hope for him | because he often displays some manly virtues of which | Oz has yet to display a single solitary one. | | S.Simon | | Nah, I'm not a liberal. | I firmly believe that people with the genetic makeup similar to yours, | a predisposition to blindly following all that anyone in Govt | declares, should be drowned at birth. | The water supply to those areas with high long term unemployment | should be spiked with a birth caontrol agent to prevent the inevitable | birth of more future umemployed, and, | That all persons who have sexual relations with anyone under the age | of consent taht applies in the deviantsown country should be | castrated. | | Liberal...not me! | | | Oz1...of the 3 twins. | | I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. | | |
LOCOLOSS
14 moose?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... 14 is legal in Canada! CM |
LOCOLOSS
Well OK but don't let it happen again. I'm think about trading in the
old CBR1000 (as lovely as she is) and buying a nearly new Triumph sprint. Know anything about it? Cheers MC The Captains Nemesis wrote: On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 10:05:37 +1300, The_navigator© wrote: It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many possible connotations -given thread context... Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted! Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches, Boob well, no change and now you? Cheers MC Jeez Sorry MC, I just assumed the spot was from Bubbles wetting himself when the breeze hit 20kts while he was below trying to tune the radar for HBO. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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