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The_navigator© October 30th 03 10:34 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 18:25:43 -0600, "Lady Pilot"
wrote:


Jesus Lady, you're a baaaad woman.


Perfect specimen for Capt. Mooron, wouldn't you agree? rofl



Could be....careful though, I hear that marble is real cold

You get that from working in a mans world?


Well, I used to think so, but now I'm wondering...

I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as a
child...



Yep, does it to all of em.
My wife could make a sailor blush if she let fly.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Thom Stewart October 30th 03 10:48 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
Come on Nutsy,

When you're on the hard you need a ladder to unlatch that "Stepladder
Stern"

OT


Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 12:25 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
Yeah sure... in a headlock.... now put down the crack pipe and back away
slowly MC!....

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...
|
| | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as
a
| | child...
|
| Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several
yachts, a
| seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you
on
| my arm to rival Ozzy!
|
| Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|



The_navigator© October 31st 03 01:35 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
Well you said it, Chum

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Yeah sure... in a headlock.... now put down the crack pipe and back away
slowly MC!....

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...
|
| | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as
a
| | child...
|
| Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several
yachts, a
| seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you
on
| my arm to rival Ozzy!
|
| Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|




Horvath October 31st 03 02:00 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:33:59 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote this crap:

Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?


I did, but I flicked it off.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

The_navigator© October 31st 03 02:06 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
Wow, what's with all the homosexual talk around here?

Cheers MC

Horvath wrote:

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:33:59 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote this crap:


Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?



I did, but I flicked it off.



Lady Pilot November 1st 03 04:18 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?

LP

"The_navigator©" wrote:
Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...

| I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as

a
| child...

Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several

yachts, a
seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you

on
my arm to rival Ozzy!

Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)

CM







Lady Pilot November 1st 03 04:20 AM

LOCOLOSS
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

Yep, does it to all of em.
My wife could make a sailor blush if she let fly.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


Heheheee. So you can pardon my transgression?

LP



Lady Pilot November 1st 03 04:20 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
Will the *real* Navigator come forward...

LP

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 18:25:43 -0600, "Lady Pilot"
wrote:


Jesus Lady, you're a baaaad woman.

Perfect specimen for Capt. Mooron, wouldn't you agree? rofl



Could be....careful though, I hear that marble is real cold

You get that from working in a mans world?

Well, I used to think so, but now I'm wondering...

I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as a
child...



Yep, does it to all of em.
My wife could make a sailor blush if she let fly.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go

on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Capt. Mooron November 1st 03 12:50 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

CM



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:OuGob.69097$B_2.21517@okepread02...
| What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?
|
| LP
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote:
| Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...
|
| | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me
as
| a
| | child...
|
| Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several
| yachts, a
| seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and
you
| on
| my arm to rival Ozzy!
|
| Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|



Simple Simon November 1st 03 07:09 PM

LOCOLOSS
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon



Simple Simon November 1st 03 07:09 PM

LOCOLOSS
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon



Bobsprit November 1st 03 11:22 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
I've had more women than you've had cooties!

More women with cooties I'd say.


RB

Jonathan Ganz November 2nd 03 12:47 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

...
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish

it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon





Simple Simon November 2nd 03 02:45 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
There's not a single ant on my boat.

S.Simon


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Neal, if you believe this, you're living in an ant hill.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

...
He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish

it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.


I've had more women than you've had cooties! For the most part
today's women have little or nothing to offer other than a grasping
desperation for a free ride and a secure future. They have raised
leeching to an art. They expect to ration out a little pussy once in
a while as if it was worth ten grand an ounce.

S.Simon







The_navigator© November 2nd 03 08:45 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
There is a form of wit called repartee. Perhaps a little to advanced for
you?

Cheers MC

Lady Pilot wrote:

What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?

LP

"The_navigator©" wrote:

Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...

| I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me as


a

| child...

Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several


yachts, a

seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and you


on

my arm to rival Ozzy!

Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)

CM








The_navigator© November 2nd 03 08:50 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
At least I 'strive' to be comical -I guess being comical just isn't
natural for me -unlike you eh?

:-P

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

He's striving to be comical without a clue as to how to accomplish it.....
sort of like Bobsprit waxing professional on sailing.... or Ganz
experimenting with rhetoric.... or Horvath attempting intelligent
discourse..... or Capt Neal believing he has a remote possibility of
attracting a woman.

CM



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:OuGob.69097$B_2.21517@okepread02...
| What? Your reading comprehension has dropped to an all time low?
|
| LP
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote:
| Wot? You had Ozzy on your arm once?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:TUYnb.58304$B_2.26050@okepread02...
|
| | I do believe that it was the ballet and tap that was imposed on me
as
| a
| | child...
|
| Grace and Wit...... now all I need is a big bag of cash, several
| yachts, a
| seaside mansion in Sydney, a Greek Captain's hat, Rolex, Ferrari and
you
| on
| my arm to rival Ozzy!
|
| Where did I put that lottery ticket? ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|
|




The_navigator© November 2nd 03 09:05 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC



You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Simple Simon November 2nd 03 09:28 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how
fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I
call explaining the facts.

Now, explain to me why your every other post is
centered around somebody unworthy of you?

I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man
continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing
of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to
wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a
fantasy woman. Pathetic!

On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves
to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She
deserves no better treatment until she loses her
fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit
about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC



You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






The_navigator© November 2nd 03 09:45 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
You are of course correct and I see the truth in your response. Perhaps
driven by the same ideals that you espouse, I try to get people like CM
and OZ to shape up but at times it seems an endless task. As soon as the
merest whiff of estrogen comes from the computer screen they loll about
like witless dogs with saliva dripping off their lolling tongues. Such
base display saddens me greatly and so I try to remind them of their
higher sailors purpose. Am I really just wasting my time?

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:
LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how
fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I
call explaining the facts.

Now, explain to me why your every other post is
centered around somebody unworthy of you?

I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man
continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing
of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to
wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a
fantasy woman. Pathetic!

On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves
to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She
deserves no better treatment until she loses her
fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit
about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:


On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:



Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC


You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







Simple Simon November 2nd 03 10:08 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
You're wasting your time with Oz for sure. The man's
a liberal and a fool. On the other hand, Mooron is but a
poor lonely, desperate man but there is hope for him
because he often displays some manly virtues of which
Oz has yet to display a single solitary one.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
You are of course correct and I see the truth in your response. Perhaps
driven by the same ideals that you espouse, I try to get people like CM
and OZ to shape up but at times it seems an endless task. As soon as the
merest whiff of estrogen comes from the computer screen they loll about
like witless dogs with saliva dripping off their lolling tongues. Such
base display saddens me greatly and so I try to remind them of their
higher sailors purpose. Am I really just wasting my time?

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:
LP is only a good reason for me to tell the world how
fake that person is. What you call a spitting match I
call explaining the facts.

Now, explain to me why your every other post is
centered around somebody unworthy of you?

I do agree with about Mooron, however. The man
continues to embarrass himself with his skirt-chasing
of a newsgroup persona. He has been reduced to
wallowing in self-imposed pools of drools over a
fantasy woman. Pathetic!

On the other hand, I treat LP the way she deserves
to be treated. She gets the back of my hand. She
deserves no better treatment until she loses her
fraudulent stage act and learns at least a little bit
about sailing. As it stands only Rick knows less.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:


On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 11:34:36 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:



Let what fly exactly?

Cheers MC


You bee iradiated or something MC, your IQ seems to have dropped.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.









Simple Simon November 2nd 03 11:30 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
You just demonstrated that you are pure liberal
politically.

You wish to make everybody adhere to your ideals
and conceptions and you advocate extreme punishment
for those who don't meet your standards. It doesn't
get any more liberal than that! Of course it takes
more laws and more government to accomplish what
you want.

Years ago I discovered the primary and biggest
problem with liberals. They are too self-absorbed
and self-righteous to even realize how liberal they
really are. They confuse political liberalism which is
defined by very great government interference in
people's lives with the idea of liberal thought.

Liberal thought indicates tolerance and you show
you are anything but that in your thinking. Intolerance
is what you are all about but you don't have the balls
to do anything about it yourself. You hide behind more
laws and bigger government. This means you are a
political liberal because you, if you had your way,
would have govt. impose your standards on the rest
of humanity.

So stupid that you're can't even think clearly and
even more closed minded. You're pathetic, really.

S.Simon


The Captains Nemesis wrote in message ...
On Sun, 2 Nov 2003 17:08:47 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

You're wasting your time with Oz for sure. The man's
a liberal and a fool. On the other hand, Mooron is but a
poor lonely, desperate man but there is hope for him
because he often displays some manly virtues of which
Oz has yet to display a single solitary one.

S.Simon


Nah, I'm not a liberal.
I firmly believe that people with the genetic makeup similar to yours,
a predisposition to blindly following all that anyone in Govt
declares, should be drowned at birth.
The water supply to those areas with high long term unemployment
should be spiked with a birth caontrol agent to prevent the inevitable
birth of more future umemployed, and,
That all persons who have sexual relations with anyone under the age
of consent taht applies in the deviantsown country should be
castrated.

Liberal...not me!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Capt. Mooron November 3rd 03 01:26 AM

LOCOLOSS
 
14 is legal in Canada!

CM

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 2 Nov 2003 17:08:47 -0500, "Simple Simon"
| wrote:
|
| You're wasting your time with Oz for sure. The man's
| a liberal and a fool. On the other hand, Mooron is but a
| poor lonely, desperate man but there is hope for him
| because he often displays some manly virtues of which
| Oz has yet to display a single solitary one.
|
| S.Simon
|
| Nah, I'm not a liberal.
| I firmly believe that people with the genetic makeup similar to yours,
| a predisposition to blindly following all that anyone in Govt
| declares, should be drowned at birth.
| The water supply to those areas with high long term unemployment
| should be spiked with a birth caontrol agent to prevent the inevitable
| birth of more future umemployed, and,
| That all persons who have sexual relations with anyone under the age
| of consent taht applies in the deviantsown country should be
| castrated.
|
| Liberal...not me!
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
|
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|



Scott Vernon November 3rd 03 03:28 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
14 moose?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
14 is legal in Canada!

CM




The_navigator© November 3rd 03 08:44 PM

LOCOLOSS
 
Well OK but don't let it happen again. I'm think about trading in the
old CBR1000 (as lovely as she is) and buying a nearly new Triumph
sprint. Know anything about it?

Cheers MC

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 10:05:37 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


It would seem your short term memory is failing OZ. Let me help you. LP
suggested (masturbatory) white spots on cushions then you talked about
you wife making sailors blush when she 'let fly'. The question what is
she letting fly -after all, yours was an incomplete sentence with many
possible connotations -given thread context...

Now buck up and pay attention! I'd say the IQ dropped since LP posted!
Look at CM -childish witless responses. CN reduced to spitting matches,
Boob well, no change and now you?

Cheers MC



Jeez Sorry MC,
I just assumed the spot was from Bubbles wetting himself when the
breeze hit 20kts while he was below trying to tune the radar for HBO.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





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