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katysails October 31st 03 12:25 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Katy will be mad with jealousy!

Why? I have a wonderful man already and just because he's my first mate =
doesn't make him any less a person....(I be thar Captain on me boat, =
maties....)

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 31st 03 12:27 AM

Lady Pilot is so desperate!
 
I'm the one who rejected LP

Pull the hip boots on and wade a bot....all she had to do was take one =
look at Mouseturd...that would be enough to convince anyone with an iota =
of sanity that a trip to Bermuda with you would be like reliving Date's =
Inferno...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 01:11 AM

Lady Pilot is both!
 
LP does not have to think "class"..... she is Class!

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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| Think class LP.
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Lady Pilot wrote:
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| | What makes you think I would waste any of Capt. Mooron's time asking
|
| about
|
| | an insignificant usenet poster such as yourself?
|
| Any time spent with you is not wasted.... ;-)
|
|
| Take me in your arms right now, I've been waiting...
|
| LP (hahahaaa)
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 01:12 AM

Lady Pilot is both!
 
I'll leave the pantyhose for Ozzy! ;-)

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| You'll dress up as Devine?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| ink.net...
| | I thought Gilligan lived in Soda Creek.
|
| I never really knew where he lived nor did I care. I still have all the
| removed hard drives from the old computers I tossed... If he keeps
making
| these illogical and unwarranted accusations about me divulging personal
info
| from him ... I'll take the time to make his
| delusions a reality.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|



The_navigator© October 31st 03 01:30 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Oy that's plagiarism!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

I'm the Captains emesis.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.



The_navigator© October 31st 03 01:32 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
You first and last? You'll have Mooron crying for goodness sake.

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Katy will be mad with jealousy!

Why? I have a wonderful man already and just because he's my first mate doesn't make him any less a person....(I be thar Captain on me boat, maties....)



The_navigator© October 31st 03 01:34 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
CM thinks Ovenproof is one -derivative of a Colin Archer of course.

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Ahh yess, time before the mast.

Should cure what ails her.



wonders what *that* means

Mast?

LP

ASA...the home of double entendre...it means exactly what you think it means....



The_navigator© October 31st 03 02:00 AM

Lady Pilot is both!
 
That's Klass to you bumpkin.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

LP does not have to think "class"..... she is Class!

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| Think class LP.
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Lady Pilot wrote:
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
|
| | What makes you think I would waste any of Capt. Mooron's time asking
|
| about
|
| | an insignificant usenet poster such as yourself?
|
| Any time spent with you is not wasted.... ;-)
|
|
| Take me in your arms right now, I've been waiting...
|
| LP (hahahaaa)
|
|
|




The_navigator© October 31st 03 02:01 AM

Lady Pilot is both!
 
Further proof!

Run away Ozzy!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

I'll leave the pantyhose for Ozzy! ;-)

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| You'll dress up as Devine?
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| ink.net...
| | I thought Gilligan lived in Soda Creek.
|
| I never really knew where he lived nor did I care. I still have all the
| removed hard drives from the old computers I tossed... If he keeps
making
| these illogical and unwarranted accusations about me divulging personal
info
| from him ... I'll take the time to make his
| delusions a reality.
|
| CM
|
|
|
|
|




katysails October 31st 03 02:25 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
You'll have Mooron crying for goodness sake.

I'm sure LP will dry his tears....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© October 31st 03 02:42 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Oh yessss. As she croons "there there baby".


Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

You'll have Mooron crying for goodness sake.

I'm sure LP will dry his tears....



Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 03:47 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Actually the back is a little sore.... all those rippling muscles being
tested all day doing manly things like ripping cedar trees out of the ground
and digging post holes to repair the fence.... the sweat pools between the
ridges of taut muscles on my bronze tanned back. Y-u-u-p-p! I'm hurtin
Good! ;-)

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| Oh yessss. As she croons "there there baby".
|
|
| Cheers MC
|
| katysails wrote:
|
| You'll have Mooron crying for goodness sake.
|
| I'm sure LP will dry his tears....
|
|



Horvath October 31st 03 04:18 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 19:25:10 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Katy will be mad with jealousy!

Why? I have a wonderful man already and just because he's my first mate doesn't make him any less a person....(I be thar Captain on me boat, maties....)


Too bad you can't even set word wrap.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.

Jonathan Ganz October 31st 03 06:23 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Too bad you can't.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 19:25:10 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Katy will be mad with jealousy!

Why? I have a wonderful man already and just because he's my first mate

doesn't make him any less a person....(I be thar Captain on me boat,
maties....)

Too bad you can't even set word wrap.


Hero@Horvath

I don't spend my money on food. I spend most of my money
on women, porn, booze, and recreation. The rest of it I just waste.




Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 11:01 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 06:44:52 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| I'd say modesty dosen't become you but I'm sure it's because you have to
| adjust the rear view mirror with your black leather lace-ons in the Dino
| when you admire yourself due to the glitter of the gold interfering with
the
| reflection.
|
| CM
|
| They're not black, they're tan to match the interior ;-)

What was I thinking... and black would clash with your pantyhose as well!
;-)

CM



katysails October 31st 03 10:12 PM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Oh yessss. As she croons "there there baby".

Whatever turns their clocks...none of our business so I'm not going to =
worry about it...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails October 31st 03 10:24 PM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Too bad you can't even set word wrap.

Or you, either, for that matter.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© November 2nd 03 08:38 PM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
But the display is well, shall we say "rude"?

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Oh yessss. As she croons "there there baby".

Whatever turns their clocks...none of our business so I'm not going to worry about it...



katysails November 2nd 03 11:01 PM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
But the display is well, shall we say "rude"?

Only if you read it and can't ignore it....like everything else here, if =
you don;'t like it, KF it...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



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