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Capt. Mooron October 24th 03 01:41 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Somebody's hurtin bad.... and it ain't Lady Pilot!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!


CM

"Charles P. Steinmetz" wrote in message
nk.net...
| One more thing! I hope it itches too!
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| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| Tell us how you really feel Gilly.
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Charles P. Steinmetz wrote:
| Blabber mouth "Lady Pilot" is neither.
|
| I hope "Lady Pilot" gets a tenacious vaginal fungus infection that
| throbs
| with great pain and bleeds whenever she changes altitude in her plane.
|
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Lady Pilot October 28th 03 01:40 AM

Lady Pilot is both!
 

"Charles P. Steinmetz" wrote:

Blabber mouth "Lady Pilot" is neither.


Nope, I haven't blabbed anything...yet. I will patiently await your
apology, if I don't receive one then I may blab. hehee

Note that she describes herself as a "pilot". Not as one who likes to fly.


Yeah, whatever.

She never tells us how tight her ass is or
anything so vulgar.


Excuse me, where did I say my ass was tight? Capt. Mooron said that and I
responded that I found asa informative. Another apology in order.

Gilligan was never too bright was he? After all, they never could figure
out how to patch that hole in their boat...

Katysails is here to enhance her feminity. She is here to worship
and appreciate manliness and manly virtue as perfectly embodied in the
likeness of the good Capt Neal and a few others.


Are you Capt. Neal's little sister? Sounds more like his *big* sister.

Lastly "Lady Pilot" has betrayed Mooron. Mooron was the only one I ever

told
(in private three years ago) that I live in Evergreen, Colorado.


Oh, so you lied when I asked you before. I knew you lied, and I let you off
the hook and tossed you back into the water. But now that you must make an
ass out of yourself, You actually live WNW of Evergreen out in the boonies.
Shall I give your exact GPS coordinates? eg My map was dynamically
generated using the U.S. Census Bureau's TIGER Mapping Service, not Capt.
Mooron.

I told him
that location because I didn't know if I could trust him. Now the "Lady
Pilot" has blabbered it - to no effect to me except to show my initial
mistrust of Mooron had a basis and Mooron's mistrust of "Lady Pilot"

should
be even greater.


Hahaha...divide and conquer. You definitely sound like Capt. Neal now.

What makes you think I would waste any of Capt. Mooron's time asking about
an insignificant usenet poster such as yourself?

LP



Lady Pilot October 28th 03 01:41 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 

"Steve Daniels, Seek of Spam" wrote:
On Thu, 23 Oct 2003 02:26:11 GMT, something compelled "Charles P.
Steinmetz" , to say:

I hope "Lady Pilot" gets a tenacious vaginal fungus infection that throbs
with great pain and bleeds whenever she changes altitude in her plane.


She wouldn't sleep with you either, huh?


You catch on quick! lol

LP



Lady Pilot October 28th 03 01:44 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

I would never betray confidential information from anyone on
this group unless it was accompanied by a generous payment transferred to

my
bank and verified. I am certain anyone who has corresponded with me can
attest to this.


Hmmm. How much did I go for? guffaw

I am without doubt the shallowest and most superficial of people you know.


Now you tell me!

LP



Lady Pilot October 28th 03 02:23 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 

"katysails" wrote:

And when wandering around the house truly love my usual fashion

statement "Lumberjack In Drag".

I knew you had taste. g

I decided two weeks ago that Lady Pilot is an all right sort of person.


What did I say two weeks ago that made you change your mind? g

Ok..so she gets a manicure every week...we can't all be perfect.


Hey now! If you fixed my boys bikes, screened windows, worked in the garden
etc like I do...my manicure only lasts for a couple of days. If I didn't
have my nails done, I probably wouldn't have any nails.

I'm all for letting Lady Pilot stay and ply her wares...she's almost as

entertaining as Babs (but not quite)

I working on it...

I've been fighting a law suit the last couple of weeks and I've finally
settled, and without having to pay for an attorney I might add. Saved
myself around $7,000. (wonders if all the stress was worth it)

And she does ask sailing related questions,which means there is hope for

her,

Actually I do have a couple of questions about sailing. I will post them if
I can ever get caught up on things.

and she does express an interest in going sailing (even if it's below

decks...).

LOL! That's pretty low!

LP



Capt. Mooron October 28th 03 02:23 AM

Lady Pilot is both!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| What makes you think I would waste any of Capt. Mooron's time asking about
| an insignificant usenet poster such as yourself?

Any time spent with you is not wasted.... ;-)

CM




Lady Pilot October 28th 03 02:26 AM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:

On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 23:04:57 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

r, and she does express an interest in going sailing (even if it's below

decks...).

Ahh yess, time before the mast.
Should cure what ails her.


wonders what *that* means

Mast?

LP



katysails October 28th 03 10:40 PM

Lady Pilot is neither!
 
Ahh yess, time before the mast.
Should cure what ails her.


wonders what *that* means

Mast?

LP

ASA...the home of double entendre...it means exactly what you think it =
means....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Bobsprit October 29th 03 02:28 AM

Lady Pilot is both!
 
I thought Gilligan lived in Soda Creek.


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:jPjnb.44919$B_2.275@okepread02...

"Charles P. Steinmetz" wrote:

Blabber mouth "Lady Pilot" is neither.


Nope, I haven't blabbed anything...yet. I will patiently await your
apology, if I don't receive one then I may blab. hehee

Note that she describes herself as a "pilot". Not as one who likes to

fly.

Yeah, whatever.

She never tells us how tight her ass is or
anything so vulgar.


Excuse me, where did I say my ass was tight? Capt. Mooron said that and I
responded that I found asa informative. Another apology in order.

Gilligan was never too bright was he? After all, they never could figure
out how to patch that hole in their boat...

Katysails is here to enhance her feminity. She is here to worship
and appreciate manliness and manly virtue as perfectly embodied in the
likeness of the good Capt Neal and a few others.


Are you Capt. Neal's little sister? Sounds more like his *big* sister.

Lastly "Lady Pilot" has betrayed Mooron. Mooron was the only one I ever

told
(in private three years ago) that I live in Evergreen, Colorado.


Oh, so you lied when I asked you before. I knew you lied, and I let you

off
the hook and tossed you back into the water. But now that you must make

an
ass out of yourself, You actually live WNW of Evergreen out in the

boonies.
Shall I give your exact GPS coordinates? eg My map was dynamically
generated using the U.S. Census Bureau's TIGER Mapping Service, not Capt.
Mooron.

I told him
that location because I didn't know if I could trust him. Now the "Lady
Pilot" has blabbered it - to no effect to me except to show my initial
mistrust of Mooron had a basis and Mooron's mistrust of "Lady Pilot"

should
be even greater.


Hahaha...divide and conquer. You definitely sound like Capt. Neal now.

What makes you think I would waste any of Capt. Mooron's time asking about
an insignificant usenet poster such as yourself?

LP





Capt. Mooron October 29th 03 03:16 PM

Lady Pilot is both!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
ink.net...
| I thought Gilligan lived in Soda Creek.

I never really knew where he lived nor did I care. I still have all the
removed hard drives from the old computers I tossed... If he keeps making
these illogical and unwarranted accusations about me divulging personal info
from him ... I'll take the time to make his
delusions a reality.

CM






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