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Simple Simon October 22nd 03 10:23 PM

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Dear Group,

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite he

http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Thank you for your help.

S.Simon



Bobsprit October 22nd 03 11:01 PM

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How about using the same font and color as the one used on the French's Mustard
logo?

Can you imagine that this poor fellow thinks that anyone wants to look at the
Guldon's font day after day?
Godzooks. Idiot.

RB

Jeff Morris October 22nd 03 11:03 PM

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None of them do much for me. You need something a bit bolder, more stylized. Maybe a
cartoon.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Dear Group,

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite he

http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Thank you for your help.

S.Simon





Simple Simon October 22nd 03 11:04 PM

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Hey, some people already say my boat looks like a joke.
Do I really need to make it look even funnier with a cartoon
style name? I think not.

Besides, one must be practical. The boat lettering place
uses a computer with fonts and some specific mustard
label is probably a one-of font.

S.Simon.


wrote in message ...
You are PATHETIC!

Those are all stupid looking.

At least do something that doesn't look like it was copied from an office memo.

How about using the same font and color as the one used on the French's Mustard
logo? There are websites where you can get the logo fonts for almost anything.
Do you have absolutely NO sense of humor, style and asthetics? (retorical
question)

BB


On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 17:23:44 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote:

Dear Group,

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite he

http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Thank you for your help.

S.Simon





Bobsprit October 22nd 03 11:11 PM

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Besides, one must be practical. The boat lettering place
uses a computer with fonts and some specific mustard
label is probably a one-of font.

Neal, consider that the lettering will damage the finish on your boat, forcing
an uneven fade-effect that no amount of buffing will remove.
Also: They will slow you down when heeled.

RB

katysails October 22nd 03 11:15 PM

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http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Pathetic....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Simple Simon October 22nd 03 11:20 PM

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You got any better ideas then put up or shut up!

S.Simon


"katysails" wrote in message ...
http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Pathetic....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Capt. Mooron October 22nd 03 11:40 PM

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Nope... that's not the way it works Cappy. They can produce any "font" as an
"image". They should even be able to "cut the vinyl' to the shape of a
mustard bottle. Their "fonts" are generally reserved for informational
signs.

Your selection of fonts and lay-out screams for attention from someone with
an artistic eye. I believe you are artistically challenged and colour blind.

Do some reasearch man!

Point of Interest -
STATEMENT FROM FRENCH'S MUSTARD

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

"We, at the French's Company, wish to put an end to statements that our
product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there
ever been a relationship between our mustard and the country of France.
Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY.

The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow."



CM






"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| Hey, some people already say my boat looks like a joke.
| Do I really need to make it look even funnier with a cartoon
| style name? I think not.
|
| Besides, one must be practical. The boat lettering place
| uses a computer with fonts and some specific mustard
| label is probably a one-of font.
|
| S.Simon.
|
|
| wrote in message
...
| You are PATHETIC!
|
| Those are all stupid looking.
|
| At least do something that doesn't look like it was copied from an
office memo.
|
| How about using the same font and color as the one used on the French's
Mustard
| logo? There are websites where you can get the logo fonts for almost
anything.
| Do you have absolutely NO sense of humor, style and asthetics?
(retorical
| question)
|
| BB
|
|
| On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 17:23:44 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:
|
| Dear Group,
|
| I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
| of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.
|
| I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
| available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
| but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
| where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
| your favorite.
|
| You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite he
|
| http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html
|
| Thank you for your help.
|
| S.Simon
|
|
|
|



Bobsprit October 22nd 03 11:53 PM

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Well... You paint the thing yellow and name it "Cut the Mustard". Why not
follow
through all the way?

Why not follow through all the way and buy a proper boat, then sail it
somewhere?

Bwahahahaha!

RB

The_navigator© October 23rd 03 01:09 AM

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Did you know you can vote any number of times?

Seriously, I could help you with the graphics if you want a nice laser
cut graphic on the side...

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Dear Group,

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite he

http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Thank you for your help.

S.Simon




two wheels October 23rd 03 02:38 AM

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The first two make it look like an eighty-year-old water taxi.
Either of the last two at least look somewhat modern. If you add a
cedar bucket logo, they won't even have to be able to read english.

two wheels


On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 17:23:44 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

Dear Group,

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the

view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the

time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different

fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty

good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a

poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite

he

http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Thank you for your help.

S.Simon


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Charles P. Steinmetz October 23rd 03 03:35 AM

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Use the font "bad typewriter" or "royal pain"




"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Dear Group,

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite he

http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Thank you for your help.

S.Simon





Charles P. Steinmetz October 23rd 03 03:39 AM

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Put two large fake breasts on the front of the boat, one on each side.

You can discharge the bilge pump through the nipples.



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You got any better ideas then put up or shut up!

S.Simon


"katysails" wrote in message

...
http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Pathetic....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein





Wally October 23rd 03 07:39 AM

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Simple Simon wrote:

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite
he


Number 4 is the best of a bad bunch. The first two are all-caps and look
particularly naff. Number 3 just looks like italicised Times New Roman -
sign-writing is an art form, and art requires at least a modicum of
imagination.

Positioning looks like a non-thought (and is inconsistent from photo to
photo). Start from one end or the other, please - at present, it looks like
you're not sure where the words are supposed to go.

As for font, if you can, visit the cutting bureau and have a look through
their book of fonts. Chances are they're using a program called Signlab,
which has a huge choice. It can also use fonts from other sources, but might
be limited in the types of manipulations it can perform on them. My boat
name stuff was done in Signlab and I chose a fairly stylised font that I
felt reflected the style one might see on the tall ships of the period that
I took the name from. They haven't been applied yet and are still on the
backing paper - when it gets light here, I'll see if I can take a photo and
show them to you.


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Wally October 23rd 03 10:38 AM

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Neal,

Take a look at the two new photos I've just added to my webshots album...

http://community.webshots.com/script...iewall&albumID
=82664733

They show the name decals for the side and the transom. The vinyl is
actually dark blue to complement the yellow hull, but just looks blackish in
these photos shot through the translucent backing paper. The transom one is
sized to ensure that it will fit to one side of the rudder. When applied, a
bilge pump outlet will sit in the middle of it. Both decals are about 22"
wide.


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Donal October 23rd 03 01:12 PM

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"Charles P. Steinmetz" wrote in message
nk.net...
Put two large fake breasts on the front of the boat, one on each side.

You can discharge the bilge pump through the nipples.




Maybe he'd prefer to discharge through the stern? Any suggestions?



Regards


Donal
--



Wally October 23rd 03 01:34 PM

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Donal wrote:

Put two large fake breasts on the front of the boat, one on each
side.

You can discharge the bilge pump through the nipples.


Maybe he'd prefer to discharge through the stern? Any suggestions?


The top of the mast?


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Simple Simon October 23rd 03 02:01 PM

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Webshots Community Error
A problem has been detected.

You do not appear to be the owner of this album.
Make sure you are logged in.





"Wally" wrote in message ...
Neal,

Take a look at the two new photos I've just added to my webshots album...

http://community.webshots.com/script...iewall&albumID
=82664733

They show the name decals for the side and the transom. The vinyl is
actually dark blue to complement the yellow hull, but just looks blackish in
these photos shot through the translucent backing paper. The transom one is
sized to ensure that it will fit to one side of the rudder. When applied, a
bilge pump outlet will sit in the middle of it. Both decals are about 22"
wide.


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Wally October 23rd 03 02:50 PM

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Simple Simon wrote:
Webshots Community Error
A problem has been detected.

You do not appear to be the owner of this album.
Make sure you are logged in.


Looks like the album has a different ID when I'm logged in as the owner. The
following should work...

http://community.webshots.com/album/82664733oTMSXh


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Bobsprit October 23rd 03 02:52 PM

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Looks like the album has a different ID when I'm logged in as the owner. The
following should work...

Good lord.


RB

Wally October 23rd 03 02:57 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:
Looks like the album has a different ID when I'm logged in as the
owner. The following should work...

Good lord.


You have a problem with that concept, Bob?


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Bobsprit October 23rd 03 03:06 PM

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Good lord.

You have a problem with that concept, Bob?

Nope. My links work.

RB

James October 23rd 03 03:12 PM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Hey, some people already say my boat looks like a joke.
Do I really need to make it look even funnier with a cartoon
style name? I think not.

Besides, one must be practical. The boat lettering place
uses a computer with fonts and some specific mustard
label is probably a one-of font.

S.Simon.

You did not say in your original posting that it had to be Cheap.



Jeff Morris October 23rd 03 03:33 PM

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If its a local service, they should accept any font you have. We supplied a font for ours - it was
actually found on a competitors web site. They may even accept a computer graphic for a modest
charge.

Most of these companies have an extensive font library and are looking for more - its in their
interest to have the largest repertoire possible.

you might start he
http://www.boatus.com/boatgraphics/
--
-jeff

"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
Hey, some people already say my boat looks like a joke.
Do I really need to make it look even funnier with a cartoon
style name? I think not.

Besides, one must be practical. The boat lettering place
uses a computer with fonts and some specific mustard
label is probably a one-of font.

S.Simon.


wrote in message

...
You are PATHETIC!

Those are all stupid looking.

At least do something that doesn't look like it was copied from an office memo.

How about using the same font and color as the one used on the French's Mustard
logo? There are websites where you can get the logo fonts for almost anything.
Do you have absolutely NO sense of humor, style and asthetics? (retorical
question)

BB


On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 17:23:44 -0400, "Simple Simon" wrote:

Dear Group,

I've decided to put the name of my boat on the sides because the view
of the transom is half blocked by the outboard motor most of the time.

I've played around with Photoshop displaying all the different fonts
available and have come up with four that I think all look pretty good
but I do have my favorite. I have constructed a web page with a poll
where you can vote for your favorite. I'm curious if my favorite is
your favorite.

You can look at the four different fonts and choose your favorite he

http://captneal.homestead.com/Voteplease.html

Thank you for your help.

S.Simon







Donal October 23rd 03 06:45 PM

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"James" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Hey, some people already say my boat looks like a joke.
Do I really need to make it look even funnier with a cartoon
style name? I think not.

Besides, one must be practical. The boat lettering place
uses a computer with fonts and some specific mustard
label is probably a one-of font.

S.Simon.

You did not say in your original posting that it had to be Cheap.



Yes he did! He signed his post "S.Simon".




Regards


Donal
--



Bobsprit October 23rd 03 10:00 PM

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What did I miss?

Most of what life has to offer, I'd guess.

RB

Scott Vernon October 23rd 03 10:02 PM

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The link doesn't work. Did Neal take it down already? What did I miss?
SV


Sorry, the page you requested was not found.

The page you requested does not exist or has been moved. Please check to
make sure that the URL you entered is correct.

For more information on Homestead services use the links below.








Donal October 23rd 03 10:51 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
What did I miss?

Most of what life has to offer, I'd guess.


Well, you would, wouldn't you? You are the sort of person who would try
to benefit from an event like 9/11.


Go on... ask me! if you dare!



Regards


Donal
--




Bobsprit October 24th 03 12:47 AM

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Go on... ask me! if you dare!


Did you ever have sex with a family member?

RB

Capt. Mooron October 24th 03 01:42 AM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Go on... ask me! if you dare!
|
|
| Did you ever have sex with a family member?

How rude a question Bob!

I know I consider my "member" part of my family! ;-)

CM



Donal October 24th 03 12:06 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Go on... ask me! if you dare!


Did you ever have sex with a family member?


Yes ---- my wife!



Regards


Donal
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