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C'mon you knew it was me when you read the header!

But it's true! I already own a nice C&C 32, a better boat than most here. Now
I'll own the #1, 100 best boat in this group hands down, in every way!
The C&C 34XL is 36 feet of sailing machine! Rated under 90, she's super quick!
Her interior is fantastic! Her electronics are all less than two years old and
top of the line! Her sails are awesome! And she looks beautuful! She was
surveyed two years ago with zero problems! There isn't a mark on her gelcoat!
Perfect!
And now for the killer part. I'm making a pre-deal on her which will leave me
spending 43.5K for her!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Toooo coool! I just can't believe my
luck and lightening has struck twice!

Hoooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Yachting for free, baby!!!!

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
C'mon you knew it was me when you read the header!

But it's true! I already own a nice C&C 32, a better boat than most here.


Wrong! You don't own a boat at all, your wife does. Bwahahahahahah!

I'll own the #1, 100 best boat in this group hands down, in every way!


You mean your wife will own it?


The C&C 34XL is 36 feet of sailing machine! Rated under 90, she's super quick!
Her interior is fantastic! Her electronics are all less than two years old and
top of the line! Her sails are awesome! And she looks beautuful! She was
surveyed two years ago with zero problems! There isn't a mark on her gelcoat!
Perfect!


I agree, it is a fine boat.

And now for the killer part. I'm making a pre-deal on her which will leave me
spending 43.5K for her!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Toooo coool! I just can't believe my
luck and lightening has struck twice!

Hoooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Yachting for free, baby!!!!


Of course it's free when your wife buys it and owns it!

Real sailors own their boats!

S.Simon - my name is on the title of my boat.


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Hoooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh!!!! Yachting for free, baby!!!!

Of course it's free when your wife buys it and owns it!

The boat will again be in her name...but the reciept will be in mine. I'm happy
to have her name on all major items, except for the house in Brooklyn...to late
to change that!

RB
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And now for the killer part. I'm making a pre-deal on her which will leave
me
spending 43.5K for her

I think there's some reading between the lines that needs to be done here.


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Naturally, this is a legal impossibility unless you and Suzanne are
the same person with multiple personalities.

That makes me one hell of a photographer!

RB


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SAIL LOCO wrote:

And now for the killer part. I'm making a pre-deal on her which will leave
me
spending 43.5K for her

I think there's some reading between the lines that needs to be done here.

S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport


What the hell is a "pre-deal"? This from with a self professed
unsurpassed
proficiency in the use the english language.

What's next, "New and Improved"?

Cheers
Marty
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Bobsprit wrote:

Naturally, this is a legal impossibility unless you and Suzanne are
the same person with multiple personalities.


That makes me one hell of a photographer!


No, it makes you a woman who calls herself "Robert", and who likes to play
with her delayed action gizmo.


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Bobsprit
 
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No, it makes you a woman who calls herself "Robert", and who likes to play
with her delayed action gizmo.

There have been pictures of me here, Wally. You're just a newbie! And Scotty
even posted a pic from my wedding last year!

RB
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Your amateurish snapshots are easily accomplished with a tripod and a
timer.

Yup! Those tripods work great for those heeled fordeck shots!

idiot!

RB
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BTW I used the term "snapshots" deliberately.

Uhhh...okay!

Yikes!

RB
 
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