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biggest turkey in years - Bobsprit's newest film! Once again a vanity film to show he is no director and marginal in using a camera. Poor James Doohan went senile and did Booby's last movie, just before putting both feet in the grave. Who will be Booby's next victim? Bob Hope is out, so it's a guessing game who his latest washed up "movie star" will be. Rest assured the film will never be a cult classic, the best it will do is rate five turkeys or wind up on the rotten tomato list. Even Alan Smithee wouldn't put his name on Bobsprit's celluloid pomposity. Bobsprit makes Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrik. The only action you'll see at a Bobsprit film is the audience heading for the door and with good reason. It would be prudent for Booby to start with the "What's Up Tiger Lilly?" route and then progress into Terry Toons with Farmer Gray. His sailing movie could then go on to be an episode of "Clutch Cargo". By the way, the "famous actor" in Booby's next movie will be none other than Charleton Heston --- ever see him in "Solar Crisis" -- it did Alan Smithee proud. |
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Brilliant, simply brilliant!
S.Simon "Sidney Greenstreet" wrote in message link.net... That's right - just in time for Thanksgiving! "What?" you ask. Why the biggest turkey in years - Bobsprit's newest film! Once again a vanity film to show he is no director and marginal in using a camera. Poor James Doohan went senile and did Booby's last movie, just before putting both feet in the grave. Who will be Booby's next victim? Bob Hope is out, so it's a guessing game who his latest washed up "movie star" will be. Rest assured the film will never be a cult classic, the best it will do is rate five turkeys or wind up on the rotten tomato list. Even Alan Smithee wouldn't put his name on Bobsprit's celluloid pomposity. Bobsprit makes Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrik. The only action you'll see at a Bobsprit film is the audience heading for the door and with good reason. It would be prudent for Booby to start with the "What's Up Tiger Lilly?" route and then progress into Terry Toons with Farmer Gray. His sailing movie could then go on to be an episode of "Clutch Cargo". By the way, the "famous actor" in Booby's next movie will be none other than Charleton Heston --- ever see him in "Solar Crisis" -- it did Alan Smithee proud. |
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Sidney Greenstreet wrote:
Who will be Booby's next victim? Bob Hope is out, so it's a guessing game who his latest washed up "movie star" will be. Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Cheers Marty |
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Harris Glenn "Divine" Milstead. Birth: Oct. 19, 1945. Death: Mar. 7, 1988.
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Sidney Greenstreet wrote: Who will be Booby's next victim? Bob Hope is out, so it's a guessing game who his latest washed up "movie star" will be. Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Cheers Marty |
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Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come
up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Marty, How astute of you to recognize Gilly in one of his great = sockpuppet roles...Glenn Milsop Harris would be proud of you! --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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katysails wrote:
Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Marty, How astute of you to recognize Gilly in one of his great sockpuppet roles...Glenn Milsop Harris would be proud of you! Kinda slid past Jeff, was he around for the Flying monkeys and Gilly's Glen(da) days? Cheers Marty |
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No, I was well aware of the Glenn/Babs connection, and even noticed the irony of your
comment. I just can't resist playing the straight man ... -jeff "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Marty, How astute of you to recognize Gilly in one of his great sockpuppet roles...Glenn Milsop Harris would be proud of you! Kinda slid past Jeff, was he around for the Flying monkeys and Gilly's Glen(da) days? Cheers Marty |
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Jeff Morris wrote:
No, I was well aware of the Glenn/Babs connection, and even noticed the irony of your comment. I just can't resist playing the straight man ... Ah, me Johnny, you Ed... Cheers Marty |
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Hiyo!!!
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Jeff Morris wrote: No, I was well aware of the Glenn/Babs connection, and even noticed the irony of your comment. I just can't resist playing the straight man ... Ah, me Johnny, you Ed... Cheers Marty |
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''playing'' ?
"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote I just can't resist playing a straight man ... -jeff |
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Scott Vernon wrote:
''playing'' ? "Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote I just can't resist playing a straight man ... -jeff How to go Scotty, now Horry is going to get all het up! Cheers Marty |
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Which means that Ganzy will follow up with 13 'gay lame' posts.
S "Martin Baxter" wrote How to go Scotty, now Horry is going to get all het up! Cheers Marty |
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See how well I fed you that one?
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... ''playing'' ? "Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote I just can't resist playing a straight man ... -jeff |
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Jeff Morris wrote:
See how well I fed you that one? I was trying not to leap on it but Scotty decided to take the ball and play it out. Cheers Marty |
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Kinda slid past Jeff, was he around for the Flying monkeys and Gilly's
Glen(da) days? I don't think so. Those were the days of the cedar bucket, of Tadpole = running amock, and Gilly and MC sparring over air rights for the monkeys = (even though MC still doesn't understand the relationship of the monkeys = to the upside-down part of the world). Those were the days when Neal = was even more obnoxious than he is now (hard to believe, isn't it folks? = Do a Google search of this group 3 years ago). Those were the days = when we prayed Larry Flynt would just shut up and mow his last lawn or = take a cruise on a sinking ship. Bobsprit was still a newbie and hadn't = wound his top yet. Jax was a self-righteous, supercillious word I don't = say that starts with a *p*. Yep, those were the good old days. --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Jeff Morris wrote: See how well I fed you that one? I was trying not to leap on it but Scotty decided to take the ball and play it out. It seems like Scotty can't resist playing with balls! Regards Donal -- |
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I believe the Flying Monkeys episode (or was it a saga?) occurred while I was traveling -
Spring '00 through Summer '01. I never did figure out what it was about. I was around before that, though rather preoccupied. Frankly, I miss Jax a bit. His brand of stupidity had so much more depth than Horvath's. -j "katysails" wrote in message ... Kinda slid past Jeff, was he around for the Flying monkeys and Gilly's Glen(da) days? I don't think so. Those were the days of the cedar bucket, of Tadpole running amock, and Gilly and MC sparring over air rights for the monkeys (even though MC still doesn't understand the relationship of the monkeys to the upside-down part of the world). Those were the days when Neal was even more obnoxious than he is now (hard to believe, isn't it folks? Do a Google search of this group 3 years ago). Those were the days when we prayed Larry Flynt would just shut up and mow his last lawn or take a cruise on a sinking ship. Bobsprit was still a newbie and hadn't wound his top yet. Jax was a self-righteous, supercillious word I don't say that starts with a *p*. Yep, those were the good old days. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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His brand of stupidity had so much more depth than Horvath's. -j I agree....after all, there is no better stupidity than MENSA = stupidity....Horvath thinks MENSA is Hungarian for the men's loo..... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 06:58:21 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Marty, How astute of you to recognize Gilly in one of his great sockpuppet roles...Glenn Milsop Harris would be proud of you! I'll bet Clenn Milsap Harris knows how to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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I'll bet you're still an idiot.
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 06:58:21 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Marty, How astute of you to recognize Gilly in one of his great sockpuppet roles...Glenn Milsop Harris would be proud of you! I'll bet Clenn Milsap Harris knows how to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 19:47:59 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: His brand of stupidity had so much more depth than Horvath's. -j I agree....after all, there is no better stupidity than MENSA stupidity....Horvath thinks MENSA is Hungarian for the men's loo..... hátvágánygáz This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Horvath wrote:
On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 06:58:21 -0400, "katysails" wrote this crap: Somehow Devine seems to come to mind................can't seem to come up with his real name, perhaps you could jog my memory ;-o Marty, How astute of you to recognize Gilly in one of his great sockpuppet roles...Glenn Milsop Harris would be proud of you! I'll bet Clenn Milsap Harris knows how to set word wrap. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe I'll bet he knows how to set his newreader to automatically wrap incoming lines, something that seems to be beyond some of the readers of this newsgroop... ;-0 Cheers Marty |
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 22:39:27 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: dagadt disznó=Horvy Did you have somebody look that up for you? This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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Did you have somebody look that up for you?
No...I looked it up myself...we've been using a translator to read some = of my great-grandparents letters...I also know several Hungarians....Did = you think you were the only person of Hungarian (or part-Hungarian) = descent on the web? =20 --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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On Fri, 3 Oct 2003 17:39:48 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Did you have somebody look that up for you? No...I looked it up myself...we've been using a translator to read some of my great-grandparents letters...I also know several Hungarians....Did you think you were the only person of Hungarian (or part-Hungarian) descent on the web? Of course not, dumbass. I subscribe to soc.culture.magyar. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
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