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Seahag September 16th 03 05:14 AM

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Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

Seahag

(Barring Donut's wife, OK?)





SAIL LOCO September 16th 03 05:34 AM

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Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

No, I own a house and if I were you I'd get a hotel room.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

The_navigator© September 16th 03 05:41 AM

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The man the authorities came to blame?

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

Seahag



The_navigator© September 16th 03 05:42 AM

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Fraid of the wife catching you eh?

Cheers MC

SAIL LOCO wrote:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

No, I own a house and if I were you I'd get a hotel room.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport



Horvath September 16th 03 05:55 AM

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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 00:14:32 -0400, "Seahag"
wrote this crap:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?


I like to remove all her clothes, before I do her.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

The_navigator© September 16th 03 05:57 AM

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Ahh that old Holly subtlety. I bet he gets all the girls swooning with
his smooth chat up lines.

Cheers MC

Horvath wrote:

On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 00:14:32 -0400, "Seahag"
wrote this crap:


Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?



I like to remove all her clothes, before I do her.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!



Seahag September 16th 03 06:00 AM

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OOOh, sorry....... I thought you had a boat too.

Seahag

SAIL LOCO wrote:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

No, I own a house and if I were you I'd get a hotel room.





Seahag September 16th 03 06:34 AM

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Hurricane in a pen????? You bunch o'herders!


The_navigator© wrote in message
...
The man the authorities came to blame?

Cheers MC

Seahag wrote:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

Seahag





Jonathan Ganz September 16th 03 07:26 AM

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Horass doesn't take his slip off though... well, at least
you admit that you're a fairy.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 00:14:32 -0400, "Seahag"
wrote this crap:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?


I like to remove all her clothes, before I do her.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Thom Stewart September 16th 03 08:10 AM

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Haggy,

I've done it in "Jockey Shorts"

I've done a "Typhoon" in US Navy Boxer Shots but I was a lot younger
then.
I seem to remember about equal staining.

You should be OK in a "Slip" although I've never tried one that way G

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart September 16th 03 08:33 AM

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Haggy,

Loco does make a good point. I don't know your situation there. Consider
the possibility of flooding or trees down. make sure you have a retreat
to somewhere safe.

Secure your boat as well as you can. Try to make sure it doesn't get
loose and is as safe as you can get it from being hit by another boat
that may get loose

That is where I've seen most of the damage done. By other boats and
piers braking loose and blowing down on others Down wind.

Haggy, there isn't much you can do about it. Make your boat a secure as
you can. Allow for extra high tide and then Get To Hell Out of there.
When its' over cross your fingers and go back and check. out.
The force of a Hurricane is more than a mortal can handle at it's
heigth. Stay clear

Ole Thom


Aniculapeter September 16th 03 08:35 AM

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No, but isn't the conventional wisdom that if it bad enough to cause dammage
to a well secured boat, then there is nothing you can do to prevent it, so
it's better to stay safe and away.


"Seahag" skrev i en meddelelse
...
Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

Seahag

(Barring Donut's wife, OK?)







Horvath September 16th 03 11:50 AM

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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 16:57:43 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote this crap:

Ahh that old Holly subtlety. I bet he gets all the girls swooning with
his smooth chat up lines.


That's why they flock around me at the strip club.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Simple Simon September 16th 03 02:13 PM

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"Seahag" wrote in message ...
Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

Seahag



A slip? I've never worn one of those things!

Check with Ganz. I understand he occasionally cross-dresses.

S.Simon



katysails September 16th 03 10:59 PM

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That's why they flock around me at the strip club.

Sooner or later you'll build up a resistance to those antibiotics and =
then you're really gonna have problems.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails September 16th 03 11:02 PM

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that all sail has to come _off_, not just be
tied and covered.

I don't think she has to worry about that since her masts are lying on =
supports up in the marina....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Horvath September 17th 03 12:14 AM

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On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 08:18:23 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Horass,

Even though he's talking about the gay boys flocking around
him, it isn't true unless he's offering them money.



Must you turn even my strip club anecdotes into your homosexual
fantasies?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Jonathan Ganz September 17th 03 06:26 PM

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You're the one who keeps mentioning the gay strip clubs.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 08:18:23 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Horass,

Even though he's talking about the gay boys flocking around
him, it isn't true unless he's offering them money.



Must you turn even my strip club anecdotes into your homosexual
fantasies?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Jonathan Ganz September 17th 03 06:27 PM

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hahahahah --- good one!

"katysails" wrote in message
...
That's why they flock around me at the strip club.

Sooner or later you'll build up a resistance to those antibiotics and then
you're really gonna have problems.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Seahag September 18th 03 01:38 AM

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Y'ole devil you!
I wonder how it'll look with fishnets and sea boots?

Seahag

Thom Stewart wrote Haggy,

I've done it in "Jockey Shorts"

I've done a "Typhoon" in US Navy Boxer Shots but I was a lot younger
then.
I seem to remember about equal staining.

You should be OK in a "Slip" although I've never tried one that way G

Ole Thom




Seahag September 18th 03 01:52 AM

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Thom Stewart wrote:

That is where I've seen most of the damage done. By other boats and
piers braking loose and blowing down on others Down wind.


Annapolis looks like 25 years ago, all the big boats are gone!
Slips are empty, heck whole marinas are empty. In 13 years I've never seen
this town take a storm this serious.

Seahag





Seahag September 18th 03 01:57 AM

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The Captains Nemesis wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?

You will be powerless to do anything if it gets bad.


I know that, but it's looking more like just 70 here with maybe 5' surge.
It'll be building gradually from now on and I can adjust lines. I'm
starting to enjoy it now!

Seahag





Seahag September 18th 03 02:04 AM

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anonymous wrote:

"Seahag" said:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?


Less of a problem if you've got floating docks, but even then
they could come loose.


Some people I knew saw a whole floating dock float down river with all the
boats still tied to it!

Seahag




Seahag September 18th 03 02:08 AM

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Daedalus wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:

Has anyone here ever done a hurricane in a slip?


Sure!

http://www.boatus.com/seaworthy/archive/hugo.asp#4


Abandon ship, moron.



So at what wind speed would you recommend leaving?

Seahag





Scout September 18th 03 10:44 AM

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a sure sign it'll blow by like a dandy.
Scout

"Seahag" wrote:
Annapolis looks like 25 years ago, all the big boats are gone!
Slips are empty, heck whole marinas are empty. In 13 years I've never seen
this town take a storm this serious.



Seahag September 18th 03 06:40 PM

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That's what we're hoping!

Seahag

Scout wrote:

a sure sign it'll blow by like a dandy.
Scout

"Seahag" wrote:
Annapolis looks like 25 years ago, all the big boats are gone!
Slips are empty, heck whole marinas are empty. In 13 years I've never

seen
this town take a storm this serious.






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