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Bobsprit September 2nd 03 06:22 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
Mooron writes..

While I concur that Basic Navigation is primary obstacle to overcome...


Finally, the dope bends to the pressure!

Bwahahahahaaha!

RB

Capt. Mooron September 2nd 03 06:34 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Mooron writes..
|
| While I concur that Basic Navigation is primary obstacle to overcome...

|
|
| Finally, the dope bends to the pressure!
|
| Bwahahahahaaha!


But Bob... that's what I said all along... that you don't have a grasp of
the fundamentals of navigation.

Bwahahahahahahaaa!

CM



Bobsprit September 2nd 03 06:50 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
But Bob... that's what I said all along..


But Mooron! Screeeeeeech!!! You REALLY put the brakes on!!!
Holy anti-lock, Daredevil!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! SOOOO Busted!

RB

Wally September 2nd 03 06:54 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
Bobsprit wrote:

Bwahahahahahaha! SOOOO Busted!


The batteries, Bob. Tell us about the batteries.

Did you lose them, or did you forget to buy them?


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Bobsprit September 2nd 03 06:57 PM

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The batteries, Bob. Tell us about the batteries.

Did you lose them, or did you forget to buy them?

Both. And yet there were "new" batteries on board of such a cheap variety that
the GPS would only last 30 minutes w/light on a set. They were Panasonics, 4
for a dollar!

RB

Bobsprit September 2nd 03 07:12 PM

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They were Panasonics, 4 for a dollar!

Uh-huh. So..., how many amps does this GPS draw?

I thought I'd throw it overboard because with it's light on it was eating
batteries. But it was clearly the batteries themselves. I grabbed a half dead
pair of Energizers from my spare GPS (A very old Garmin 38) and they powered
the Garmin Map76 for the rest of the trip.

RB

Bobsprit September 2nd 03 07:13 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
have you completely lost your ability to troll???

Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop...the sound of Mooron on deck...and then he
asks..."have you completely lost your ability to troll???"

Maybe! Maybe not!

RB

Bobsprit September 2nd 03 07:14 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
thank the Gods

Your welcome.


RB

Capt. Mooron September 2nd 03 07:23 PM

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See.... now that's what I mean... you've prematurely claimed some victory
when you ain't got the fish anywhere near the boat and the only thing
holding you in the chair... other than Ozzy on your lap... is the fact the
pair of you have been dunked so often... I'm allowing you to dry out the
prune wrinkles on your butt.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| have you completely lost your ability to troll???
|
| Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop...the sound of Mooron on deck...and then
he
| asks..."have you completely lost your ability to troll???"
|
| Maybe! Maybe not!
|
| RB



Bobsprit September 2nd 03 07:27 PM

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See.... now that's what I mean... you've prematurely claimed some victory

I'm not caught, says the Mooron fish, as he's carted off to the fish market!!!

RB

Wally September 2nd 03 07:33 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:
See.... now that's what I mean... you've prematurely claimed some
victory

I'm not caught, says the Mooron fish, as he's carted off to the fish
market!!!


The batteries, Bob. Tell us about the batteries you lost but didn't buy. Or
was it bought but didn't lose?


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.




Bobsprit September 2nd 03 07:41 PM

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Tell us about the batteries you lost but didn't buy. Or
was it bought but didn't lose?

You seem to have it straight. What would you like to know?

RB

Donal September 2nd 03 11:30 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
But Bob... that's what I said all along..


But Mooron! Screeeeeeech!!! You REALLY put the brakes on!!!
Holy anti-lock, Daredevil!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! SOOOO Busted!



Bob,

I would appreciate it if you could translate the above into English.


It seems to suggest that you were backed into a corner, and that you tried
(unsuccessfully) to bluff your way out!


Regards

Donal
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Donal September 2nd 03 11:33 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Tell us about the batteries you lost but didn't buy. Or
was it bought but didn't lose?

You seem to have it straight. What would you like to know?


Time of HW at Port Jefferson on the night that you entered????


Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit September 3rd 03 01:02 AM

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You seem to have it straight. What would you like to know?

Time of HW at Port Jefferson on the night that you entered????

I wonder what Donal would do with the answer?

RB

Jeff Morris September 3rd 03 02:36 AM

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Since Booby seems unable to answer this basic question, I'll do my best with the limited
info and resources I have at hand. I believe the time of ALien's entrance was 2AM on
Saturday, August 23. Low water was 35 minutes later, at 2:35AM. I think the current
corresponds closely to the tide height here, so ALien entered at the end of the Ebb. Had
she entered as had been planned, at 1:30, it would have been more than an hour before low.
I don't know how strong the current was that day, or the profile of the current at that
site, but the Ebb could have been as strong as 1.5 knots in the channel. Had they arrived
45 minutes earlier than planned they might have had a 2.5 knot ebb.

Booby also doesn't recall the wind direction - had it been strong from the NW this would
have been a very sloppy endeavor.

I find it very disappointing that these basic parameters were not worked out in advance,
and etched well into RB's memory.

Bobsprit wrote:
You seem to have it straight. What would you like to know?


Time of HW at Port Jefferson on the night that you entered????

I wonder what Donal would do with the answer?

RB




Donal September 3rd 03 05:14 PM

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"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
Since Booby seems unable to answer this basic question, I'll do my best

with the limited
info and resources I have at hand. I believe the time of ALien's entrance

was 2AM on
Saturday, August 23. Low water was 35 minutes later, at 2:35AM. I think

the current
corresponds closely to the tide height here, so ALien entered at the end

of the Ebb. Had
she entered as had been planned, at 1:30, it would have been more than an

hour before low.
I don't know how strong the current was that day, or the profile of the

current at that
site, but the Ebb could have been as strong as 1.5 knots in the channel.

Had they arrived
45 minutes earlier than planned they might have had a 2.5 knot ebb.

Booby also doesn't recall the wind direction - had it been strong from the

NW this would
have been a very sloppy endeavor.

I find it very disappointing that these basic parameters were not worked

out in advance,
and etched well into RB's memory.


That might explain why he stopped to eat??? If they had arrived 2 hours
earlier then the current flowing out of the harbour would have been at it's
maximum.

So, Bob might be just pretending to know nothing about navigation.



Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit September 3rd 03 05:22 PM

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So, Bob might be just pretending to know nothing about navigation.

I'll never understand why people can't just enjoy something and not try to
unwind it.
Avoiding the max current was a good idea though, we should have waited another
hour, but I was sleepy!

RB

Donal September 3rd 03 06:17 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
So, Bob might be just pretending to know nothing about navigation.

I'll never understand why people can't just enjoy something and not try to
unwind it.
Avoiding the max current was a good idea though, we should have waited

another
hour, but I was sleepy!


Are you now saying that you planned your entry to coincide with slack water?



Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit September 3rd 03 06:34 PM

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hour, but I was sleepy!

Are you now saying that you planned your entry to coincide with slack water?

No friggin way and you'll not make that stick! We cooked steak and fish and
THAT determined the length of our wait.

RB

SkitchNYC September 3rd 03 07:14 PM

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We cooked steak and fish

Steak AND fish? What kind of pig are you?

Bobsprit September 3rd 03 07:22 PM

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We cooked steak and fish

Steak AND fish? What kind of pig are you?

I don't eat red meat or pork. Suzanne likes steak. I eat only chicken and fish.

RB

SkitchNYC September 3rd 03 07:56 PM

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We cooked steak and fish

Steak AND fish? What kind of pig are you?

I don't eat red meat or pork. Suzanne likes steak. I eat only chicken and
fish.


Wow, she really does wear the pants in that relationship. Does she burp and
fart too? Does she make you do the dishes?

Bobsprit September 3rd 03 08:00 PM

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I don't eat red meat or pork. Suzanne likes steak. I eat only chicken and
fish.


Wow, she really does wear the pants in that relationship.

yup!

RB

Donal September 3rd 03 10:46 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
hour, but I was sleepy!


Are you now saying that you planned your entry to coincide with slack

water?

No friggin way and you'll not make that stick!


Yikes! Calm down. I've never seen you respond like that before!


We cooked steak and fish and
THAT determined the length of our wait.


8 minutes, huh? ... I don't think so!!!


You were scared to enter P. Jeff at half tide. I don't blame you. As a
complete beginner, you probably didn't understand that it was NEAPS!! The
flow was probably only about 1.25kts.

Yes, Bob "One and a quarter knots". In other words - "sod all" current,
and a very easy entrance.

By waiting for slack water, you demonstrated admirable caution in the face
of unchallenging circumstances. Trans(for Oz).... "Chicken"!

Bwaaak, Bwaaaak, Bwaaaak!


Regards


Donal
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Jeff Morris September 3rd 03 11:08 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
You give boobie far too much credit - I think he was totally oblivious to the state of the
tide or the possibility of current.

Even though it was neaps, with a max ebb of 2.6, they might have had 2.0 knots. But the
real issue would have been the wind - if it was strong NW it would have been a problem.
RB still hasn't mentioned the wind direction.

Donal wrote:
You were scared to enter P. Jeff at half tide. I don't blame you.
As a complete beginner, you probably didn't understand that it was
NEAPS!! The flow was probably only about 1.25kts.

Yes, Bob "One and a quarter knots". In other words - "sod all"
current, and a very easy entrance.

By waiting for slack water, you demonstrated admirable caution in the
face of unchallenging circumstances. Trans(for Oz).... "Chicken"!

Bwaaak, Bwaaaak, Bwaaaak!


Regards


Donal




Bobsprit September 3rd 03 11:45 PM

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There's a channel heer where sometimes it's safer to go thru backwards
using the engine to push against the rip and provide steerage as you

That's nothing, near Whitestone, there's an entrance into a small marina where
you have to yodel to get through. Doesn't make much sense, but you have to do
it.

RB

Bobsprit September 3rd 03 11:49 PM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
You give boobie far too much credit - I think he was totally oblivious to the
state of the
tide or the possibility of current.


Yeah, Donal! What HE said!

RB

Bobsprit September 3rd 03 11:51 PM

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real issue would have been the wind - if it was strong NW it would have been a
problem.
RB still hasn't mentioned the wind direction.

Yes, it was NW and there was a serious little sea built up outside the
entrance. I was sorry to drop sail there as the motion under power was pretty
sickening.
Ahh...but I had the fish and no greasy red meat!

RB

Donal September 4th 03 12:02 AM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You give boobie far too much credit - I think he was totally oblivious to

the
state of the
tide or the possibility of current.


Yeah, Donal! What HE said!


Uh oh!



Regards


Donal
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SkitchNYC September 4th 03 12:21 AM

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Bwaaahahahahahahaha!
What grace, What timing....he never even saw it coming.

Betcha he's still seeing stars!
Bwaaahahahhahahahaaaaa!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.




Calm down, Alfie. It wasn't that funny.


SkitchNYC September 4th 03 12:34 AM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
Bwaaahahahahahahaha!
What grace, What timing....he never even saw it coming.

Betcha he's still seeing stars!
Bwaaahahahhahahahaaaaa!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.




Calm down, Alfie. It wasn't that funny.


Not from where you sit.....I hear a rare steak will help the bruise.

Bwaaahahahahahahaaa!


You really should develop a sense of humor. You are a woeful sidekick for
Boobs.

SkitchNYC September 4th 03 12:47 AM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
Bwaaaahahaahahhahahahahahaaa!
A little slap to the head and he gets all sooky.
Bwaaahahahahahahhahahahahaaa! my sense of humour is doing fine.
Bwaaaaahahaaaaaa!


Yea just keep telling yourself that and type as many bwahahas as you can.
We'll all believe you sooner or later. It really is a little sad when someone
who just is by nature not funny tries as hard as you.

SkitchNYC September 4th 03 01:24 AM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
Bwaaaahahaahahhahahahahahaaa!
A little slap to the head and he gets all sooky.
Bwaaahahahahahahhahahahahaaa! my sense of humour is doing fine.
Bwaaaaahahaaaaaa!


Yea just keep telling yourself that and type as many bwahahas as you can.
We'll all believe you sooner or later. It really is a little sad when

someone
who just is by nature not funny tries as hard as you.


Ohhh was that a nerve????
Bwaaahahhahahahahahahahahaaaa!


keep trying

SkitchNYC September 4th 03 01:37 AM

Holy Backpedal, Batgirl!!!!!
 
Bwaaaahahaahahhahahahahahaaa!
A little slap to the head and he gets all sooky.
Bwaaahahahahahahhahahahahaaa! my sense of humour is doing fine.
Bwaaaaahahaaaaaa!

Yea just keep telling yourself that and type as many bwahahas as you can.
We'll all believe you sooner or later. It really is a little sad when
someone
who just is by nature not funny tries as hard as you.

Ohhh was that a nerve????
Bwaaahahhahahahahahahahahaaaa!


keep trying


Who's trying, with you to bounce off....

Bwaaaahahaaaaahahaaaaa!

Once more, with extra effort on the bwahahas.


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