Boo Hoo!
 

Poor Mooron!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Boo Hoo!
 

Put it this way, Booby. I'd rather be sailing on Moroon's
boat while he was three sheets to the wind than on your
boat while you were stone cold sober. I'd feel ten times
safer with Moroon for a couple of reasons.

1) he's a better and more experienced sailor when he's
drunk than you are when you're sober
2) I would not have to worry about Moroon trying to
have homosexual sex with me. Morron's straight
while you're gay
3) Moroon's boat is five or six times more seaworthy
than yours
4) Moroon has better looking girlfriends who like to
party
5) Moroon knows how to read a chart
6) Moroon carries tide tables and tide current tables and
he uses them
7) Moroon doesn't keep the cover on his compass
8) Moroon has a real dinghy - not some blow-up toy
9) Moroon knows where all the seaside bars are
10) Moroon knows how to expose you as a fraud.

Bwaaahahahahhahahahahahhah!

S.Simon - a Captain who takes sailing seriously


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Poor Mooron!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Boo Hoo!
 

another vote for Mooron. That makes it;

Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 3,545
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Put it this way, Booby. I'd rather be sailing on Moroon's
boat while he was three sheets to the wind than on your
boat while you were stone cold sober. I'd feel ten times
safer with Moroon for a couple of reasons.

1) he's a better and more experienced sailor when he's
drunk than you are when you're sober
2) I would not have to worry about Moroon trying to
have homosexual sex with me. Morron's straight
while you're gay
3) Moroon's boat is five or six times more seaworthy
than yours
4) Moroon has better looking girlfriends who like to
party
5) Moroon knows how to read a chart
6) Moroon carries tide tables and tide current tables and
he uses them
7) Moroon doesn't keep the cover on his compass
8) Moroon has a real dinghy - not some blow-up toy
9) Moroon knows where all the seaside bars are
10) Moroon knows how to expose you as a fraud.

Bwaaahahahahhahahahahahhah!

S.Simon - a Captain who takes sailing seriously


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Poor Mooron!

Bwahahahaha!

RB