Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent. Certainly had me waving my arms!

Bertie

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

--
mhm 27x12

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:24:24 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

You are too kind... especially because teh sailorbois think you're my
sock. snort!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
"I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 00:35:16 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent. Certainly had me waving my arms!

Bertie

I'll do Britney next.

Pre or post virgin?

Bertie

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:17:14 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:24:24 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

You are too kind... especially because teh sailorbois think you're my
sock. snort!

Funny, while in fact I'm Berties sock.



--
mhm 27x12

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 15:14:03 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:17:14 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:24:24 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

You are too kind... especially because teh sailorbois think you're my
sock. snort!

Funny, while in fact I'm Berties sock.

Captain Mooron is my sock.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
http://www.pjr-online.co.uk/
"I am frequently brain-damaged" - Tom Bishop

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 15:14:03 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:17:14 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:24:24 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Dr.
Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100, Peter J
Ross posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

You are too kind... especially because teh sailorbois think you're
my sock. snort!

Funny, while in fact I'm Berties sock.

Captain Mooron is my sock.

He's mine too! which would explain why it's sosnug in there.

Bertie

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

On Sun, 31 Aug 2003 05:12:28 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 15:14:03 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:17:14 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:24:24 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Dr. Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

You are too kind... especially because teh sailorbois think you're my
sock. snort!

Funny, while in fact I'm Berties sock.

Captain Mooron is my sock.
Poopeye is my sock.

--
mhm 27x12

Sailing / by Rod Stewart
 

"/etc" wrote in
:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2003 05:12:28 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 15:14:03 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from /etc:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 06:17:14 +0100, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Peter J Ross posted:

On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 04:24:24 +0200, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Dr.
Flonkenstein:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 01:23:34 +0100, Peter J
Ross posted:

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'spite the trolls.
I am sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, near my goal.

I am posting, I am posting,
like a psycho 'cross the groups.
I am posting, passing kook-****,
to be jumping though your hoops.

Can you read me, can you read me
thro' the Usenet, where I read?
You're net.dying, forever trying.
You're a spanktard, and you bleed.

Can you spank me, can you spank me,
thro' the dark night with your stick?
No, you're dying, forever lying,
and I know you make me sick.

We are laughing, we are laughing,
at the sailors who are scum.
We are laughing at your newsgroup,
'cause we think you're lame and dumb.


Excellent !!!

You are too kind... especially because teh sailorbois think you're
my sock. snort!

Funny, while in fact I'm Berties sock.

Captain Mooron is my sock.
Poopeye is my sock.

You are my sock