It is, after all, a solo dance. And although all the rest sit in
their Top40 brackets in their respective subgenres on mp3.com,
and clog the Australian mp3.com charts, Bobsprit's Hornpipe isn't
rating anywhere...so stop dancing it!

And I swear, this was written BEFORE the thimbles trick was
played (I had to generate an upbeat ending to the Internet
Opera):

BOBSPRIT
The best of virtual sailors we!
It never was reality!
The truth was always out to sea,
And nowhere to be found!

--
Flying Tadpole

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