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Capt. Mooron August 22nd 03 10:27 PM

Plain Talking....
 
This is worth the look...

The Daily Show

The vid clip had me in stitches.....

CM



Donal August 22nd 03 11:44 PM

Plain Talking....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
This is worth the look...

The Daily Show

The vid clip had me in stitches.....


Thanks for sharing that with us.



Regards


Donal
--




Bertie the Bunyip August 23rd 03 11:15 PM

Plain Talking....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:45:54 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Aw CRAP!!!

Tried to make a shorter link... didn't work... need html

here damn it

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...stewart/specia
l_black.jhtml


Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.


He's prety clueless, alright. I thought his queries abou tcascades were
pretty amusing.

Who's your nominee, BTW?



Bertie

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| This is worth the look...
|
| The Daily Show
|
| The vid clip had me in stitches.....
|
| Thanks for sharing that with us.
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|




Capt. Mooron August 24th 03 12:54 AM

Plain Talking....
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
| thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
| makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.

Ho-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-d-d-d on there..... my little assumption jumping, dim
witted, lil' gob gobbler!
You're soundin' like a turkey at Thanksgiving.

I typed the "link" on standard email and used the html to make a link of the
phrase to the site. I cut and pasted to the group post. It seems it didn't
work... [ you use makealinkshorter.com???... how lame it that!!]

I wish to thank the academy......


CM



/etc August 24th 03 03:11 PM

Plain Talking....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 20:57:29 -0300, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Capt. Mooron posted:

JOY!!

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| He's prety clueless, alright. I thought his queries abou tcascades were
| pretty amusing.

Yup... it kept you idiots busy for quite a while!!

CM


At least everybody had fun :-)

well, almost everybody.....



/etc August 24th 03 03:13 PM

Plain Talking....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 20:54:48 -0300, when the end of the tunnel became
apparent, Capt. Mooron posted:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
| thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
| makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.

Ho-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-d-d-d on there..... my little assumption jumping, dim
witted, lil' gob gobbler!
You're soundin' like a turkey at Thanksgiving.

I typed the "link" on standard email and used the html to make a link of the
phrase to the site. I cut and pasted to the group post. It seems it didn't
work... [ you use makealinkshorter.com???... how lame it that!!]

I wish to thank the academy......


CM


You have to put an html tag on top,
and an /html tag on the bottom of your post.
Everybody knows that !!


Capt. Mooron August 24th 03 03:44 PM

Plain Talking....
 

"/etc" wrote in message

| At least everybody had fun :-)

....and that's what it's all about!

| well, almost everybody.....

Well those that didn't should just take a pill and relax!

[and before you get started.. no I'm not an expert!]

CM



Capt. Mooron August 24th 03 03:46 PM

Plain Talking....
 

"/etc" wrote in message

| You have to put an html tag on top,
| and an /html tag on the bottom of your post.
| Everybody knows that !!

Well... E-X-C-U-S-E M-E !!!!!

..... has anyone tried the post with html??? It might work, I haven't tried
it myself. I guess I should!

CM

|



Mr. ExtremeOne August 24th 03 04:07 PM

Plain Talking....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:56:41 +0100, Peter J Ross
wrote:

Hey Ross, why did you RUN like a bitch from me?
I know it's your nature. TUKB at it's best.


The 2003 winner of AUK "golden killfile" award (LOFL)

Remember that everything in this universe has a purpose as
ordained by the greatness and genius of God, this includes
Trolls. Praise the Lord GOD today by responding to a Troll

Bertie the Bunyip August 25th 03 05:07 PM

Plain Talking....
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
message

| So if you die, we dont' have to worry about you suiciding yourself,
| we can be safe thinking you swallowed the wrong pîlls


What would constitute "the wrong pills"??? Window Pane?, Micro Dot or
Purple Double Dome?



I should have guessd.


Bertie

Capt. Mooron August 25th 03 05:11 PM

Plain Talking....
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| I should have guessd.

Yes Bertie... it would give your credibility some room to evade retaliation.

CM



Peter J Ross August 26th 03 12:42 AM

Plain Talking....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:15:19 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:45:54 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Aw CRAP!!!

Tried to make a shorter link... didn't work... need html

here damn it

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...stewart/specia
l_black.jhtml


Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.


He's prety clueless, alright. I thought his queries abou tcascades were
pretty amusing.


Let's see if he remembers the answers after a day.

Who's your nominee, BTW?


Tom Bishop. (alt.arts.poetry.comments and rec.arts.poems)

He thinks he is a Grate Master Torll becuase he morphs and talks to
his socks a lot. And he threatens to call the police if you tell him
to FOAD. :-D

Bertie

"Donal" wrote in message
.. .
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| This is worth the look...
|
| The Daily Show
|
| The vid clip had me in stitches.....
|
| Thanks for sharing that with us.
|
|
|
| Regards
|
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
|



--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 12:43 AM

Plain Talking....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 20:57:29 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

JOY!!

RAPTURE!!

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| He's prety clueless, alright. I thought his queries abou tcascades were
| pretty amusing.

Yup... it kept you idiots busy for quite a while!!


A good cascade-seed is hard to find. TYVM.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 12:44 AM

Plain Talking....
 
On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 00:07:07 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
message

| So if you die, we dont' have to worry about you suiciding yourself,
| we can be safe thinking you swallowed the wrong pîlls


What would constitute "the wrong pills"??? Window Pane?, Micro Dot or
Purple Double Dome?
Then again I've never had a headache... let alone a migraine. Some of us are
just genetically superior.


If you haven't got one, it can't ache, I suppose.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 12:44 AM

Plain Talking....
 
On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 13:11:46 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message

| I should have guessd.

Yes Bertie... it would give your credibility some room to evade retaliation.

CM


No need to get upset.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 12:57 AM

Plain Talking....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:16:14 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:45:54 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Aw CRAP!!!

Tried to make a shorter link... didn't work... need html

here damn it

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...stewart/specia
l_black.jhtml


Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.


BTW, did you know Aaron Welch was my CNotM? I didn't nominate him, but I
did nourish him.


He was before my time.

Hmm... "Grape Boy". Interesting.

I led Sky King all the way from obscurity to Golden Killfile not long
ago - with a lot of help along the way from the other people he
lamed, of course.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Peter J Ross August 26th 03 01:11 AM

Plain Talking....
 
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 20:54:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
| thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
| makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.

Ho-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-d-d-d on there..... my little assumption jumping, dim
witted, lil' gob gobbler!
You're soundin' like a turkey at Thanksgiving.


This makes *so* much sense.

I typed the "link" on standard email


You typed it in plain text, then.

and used the html


What HTML? I thought you said you were using standard email.

to make a link of the
phrase to the site.


Why? What's wrong with a normal URL?

I cut and pasted to the group post. It seems it didn't
work...


Indeed it didn't! Copying the text enclosed in a/a rarely does!

[ you use makealinkshorter.com???...


No. Where did I say I did? And where did you say you "tried to make a
shorter link"? Clue #1: I didn't say it anywhere. Clue #2: you said it
in reply to the post that pointed out that you'd failed to provide an
URL.

how lame it that!!]


Your attempts to wriggle out of your cluelessness are pretty lame.

I wish to thank the academy......


You won't win CNotM unless you continue to be clueless after being
given a clue. Go on, do your worst! But I bet you can't beat Tommy
Bishop's theory that ISPs ought to use dictionary.com's definition of
spam instead of BI.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

Sky King September 16th 03 02:09 PM

Plain Talking....
 
Peter J Ross wrote in message . ..
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:16:14 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:45:54 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Aw CRAP!!!

Tried to make a shorter link... didn't work... need html

here damn it

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...stewart/specia
l_black.jhtml

Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.


BTW, did you know Aaron Welch was my CNotM? I didn't nominate him, but I
did nourish him.


He was before my time.

Hmm... "Grape Boy". Interesting.

I led Sky King all the way from obscurity to Golden Killfile not long
ago - with a lot of help along the way from the other people he
lamed, of course.


The only person you have ever led is some fag you took into the men's room
you fruit.

Daedalus September 16th 03 05:14 PM

Plain Talking....
 
On 16 Sep 2003 06:09:11 -0700, (Sky King),
wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in message . ..
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:16:14 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:45:54 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Aw CRAP!!!

Tried to make a shorter link... didn't work... need html

here damn it

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...stewart/specia
l_black.jhtml

Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.

BTW, did you know Aaron Welch was my CNotM? I didn't nominate him, but I
did nourish him.


He was before my time.

Hmm... "Grape Boy". Interesting.

I led Sky King all the way from obscurity to Golden Killfile not long
ago - with a lot of help along the way from the other people he
lamed, of course.


The only person you have ever led is some fag you took into the men's room
you fruit.


What does this have to do with sailing, dumbass?

Jade



Peter J Ross September 16th 03 11:09 PM

Plain Talking....
 
On 16 Sep 2003 06:09:11 -0700, Sky King's long-suffering mother turned
her back for just a moment, and Sky King did *this* to
alt.usenet.kooks:

Peter J Ross wrote in message . ..
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:16:14 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:45:54 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Aw CRAP!!!

Tried to make a shorter link... didn't work... need html

here damn it

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...stewart/specia
l_black.jhtml

Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.

BTW, did you know Aaron Welch was my CNotM? I didn't nominate him, but I
did nourish him.


He was before my time.

Hmm... "Grape Boy". Interesting.

I led Sky King all the way from obscurity to Golden Killfile not long
ago - with a lot of help along the way from the other people he
lamed, of course.


The only person you have ever led is some fag you took into the men's room
you fruit.


Was the fag's name Terry, Terry?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Smeeter #30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)
news:alt.fan.pjr

Peter J Ross September 16th 03 11:09 PM

Plain Talking....
 
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 16:14:16 GMT, Daedalus's long-suffering mother
turned her back for just a moment, and Daedalus did *this* to
alt.usenet.kooks:

On 16 Sep 2003 06:09:11 -0700, (Sky King),
wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in message . ..
On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 22:16:14 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:45:54 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Aw CRAP!!!

Tried to make a shorter link... didn't work... need html

here damn it

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...stewart/specia
l_black.jhtml

Even though I have a splendidly clueless CNotM nominee of my own, I
thought that Mooron's theory that you need HTML to use
makeashorterlink.com was clueless enough to be worth sharing.

BTW, did you know Aaron Welch was my CNotM? I didn't nominate him, but I
did nourish him.

He was before my time.

Hmm... "Grape Boy". Interesting.

I led Sky King all the way from obscurity to Golden Killfile not long
ago - with a lot of help along the way from the other people he
lamed, of course.


The only person you have ever led is some fag you took into the men's room
you fruit.


What does this have to do with sailing, dumbass?


Pieface is trolling ASA, and will soon bring the group to its knees.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Smeeter #30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)
news:alt.fan.pjr


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