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Simple Simon August 18th 03 10:10 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"Richard Faulkner" wrote in message ...
How many of you take your dogs on board. How do you go on with them
needing to "use the loo", both ways g, if you are sailing say,
overnight?
--
Richard Faulkner


This guy named Bobsprit takes dogs aboard his boat all the time
and never has trouble training them not to poop. Here are some
pictures of them.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarairene.jpg

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara.jpg

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/heyhey.jpg

S.Simon



katysails August 18th 03 11:32 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Our dog, a standard poodle named Chopper, has been sailing with us since =
puppyhood. He has an exceptionally strong bladder and incentive to hold =
on what he's got (which comes from decent training). We dinghy him =
in...sometimes we drive the boat up to the docks, I leap off with the =
dog, mr. sails takes a turn around the mooring field, and voila! we're =
back and on board....Choppie jumps from the back of the transom into the =
dinghy and jumps off the dock into the dinghy on command. Some people =
don't want to do all the dinghying stuff, so they either teach the dog =
to go down the scuppers or put astro-turf on the bow, which to me, is =
very gross and disgusting. Little dogs can be trained to use litter =
boxes just like cats...at least then it's contained somewhere and not =
out in the open and offensive.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


James August 18th 03 11:56 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
they are dogs?
And you a knowledgable sailor indeed
And your pride in the awfull set of a knackered mainsail not long
ago...................
The awesome wonder of that purple below
"Korekett and Ope" boatyard could do with you on the payroll... LOLOLOLOL

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
"Richard Faulkner" wrote in message

...
How many of you take your dogs on board. How do you go on with them
needing to "use the loo", both ways g, if you are sailing say,
overnight?
--
Richard Faulkner


This guy named Bobsprit takes dogs aboard his boat all the time
and never has trouble training them not to poop. Here are some
pictures of them.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarairene.jpg

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara.jpg

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/heyhey.jpg

S.Simon





katysails August 19th 03 12:21 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Is there such a thing as a non-standard poodle?
Yes. There are teacups, toys, miniatures, adn then standaards. Toys, =
miniatures, and standards are all AKC registerable but teacups are not.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


JaxAshby August 19th 03 02:26 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
There ya go.

Dog crap pressed into the non skid.

Nothing like slipping on a dog turd, cept kat **** in the cushions or fleas.

Jax

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Our dog, a standard poodle named Chopper, has been sailing with us since
puppyhood. He has an exceptionally strong bladder and incentive to hold on
what he's got (which comes from decent training). We dinghy him
in...sometimes we drive the boat up to the docks, I leap off with the dog,
mr. sails takes a turn around the mooring field, and voila! we're back and
on board....Choppie jumps from the back of the transom into the dinghy and
jumps off the dock into the dinghy on command. Some people don't want to do
all the dinghying stuff, so they either teach the dog to go down the
scuppers or put astro-turf on the bow, which to me, is very gross and
disgusting. Little dogs can be trained to use litter boxes just like
cats...at least then it's contained somewhere and not out in the open and
offensive.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



The_navigator© August 19th 03 02:35 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
I figured he was sub-standard.

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
| Is there such a thing as a non-standard poodle?

Yeah... that would be Bertie.....

CM




Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 03:32 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"JaxAshby" wrote in
.net:

There ya go.

Dog crap pressed into the non skid.

Nothing like slipping on a dog turd, cept kat **** in the cushions or
fleas.



I'll take your word for it.


Bertie



Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 03:32 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

I figured he was sub-standard.


I know you did.

Bertie

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
| Is there such a thing as a non-standard poodle?

Yeah... that would be Bertie.....

CM






Jonathan Ganz August 19th 03 06:02 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Unfortunately, yes.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Our dog, a standard poodle named Chopper, has been sailing with us since

puppyhood.


Is there such a thing as a non-standard poodle?

S.Simon





Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 06:05 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
:

Unfortunately, yes.



It's so sad that you might even know that.


So sad.


Bertie

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Our dog, a standard poodle named Chopper, has been sailing with us since

puppyhood.


Is there such a thing as a non-standard poodle?

S.Simon







katysails August 19th 03 11:44 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 

Dog crap pressed into the non skid.

In 7 years of being on our boat, our dog has never had an acident...you =
can train a dog to not go on the boat....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Capt.American August 19th 03 03:09 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"katysails" wrote in message ...
Our dog, a standard poodle named Chopper, has been sailing with us since
puppyhood. He has an exceptionally strong bladder and incentive to hold
on what he's got (which comes from decent training). We dinghy him
in...sometimes we drive the boat up to the docks, I leap off with the
dog, mr. sails takes a turn around the mooring field, and voila! we're
back and on board....Choppie jumps from the back of the transom into the
dinghy and jumps off the dock into the dinghy on command. Some people
don't want to do all the dinghying stuff, so they either teach the dog
to go down the scuppers or put astro-turf on the bow, which to me, is
very gross and disgusting. Little dogs can be trained to use litter
boxes just like cats...at least then it's contained somewhere and not
out in the open and offensive.



Hello Katy,

Here in Maui I've meet a couple from Holland that have a dog called a
Schipperky, thats German for little Captain. He's a small all black
dog that is awesome on a boat, No tail, they love to swim, the do not
smell like a wet dog when they are wet. He's been 3/4 the way around
the earth via sail and has never lived ashore. They put a small 2'X 2'
piece of canvas on the deck near the stern that the dog uses every
time. They just toss it overboard and rinse it and put it back on
deck. You can not row up to their boat without that dog barking. The
dog also barks every time the bilge pump cuts on. He told me the dogs
where raised in Antwerp to guard barges on the canals in Europe. They
are also used to De-rat the barges and boats. Hes excellent at eating
crabs, he catches his own and does a great job killing and eating
them. He's the coolest dog I've ever seen and the perfect size for a
boat, and he sure aint no sissy poodle. Everwhere Jergen goes on or
off that boat his dog is by his side. I'm getting a puppy ASAP.

Capt. American

JaxAshby August 19th 03 03:13 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 

"katysails" wrote in .

..you can train a dog to not go on the boat....



Doing that increases the risk of bladder cancer, colon cancer or a prolapsed
colon. It's also cruel.
If the dog has to go, let it go. You can bag it up with a baggie or just
toss it into the head. If you are really anal about it, put diapers on the
dog.

Jax



JaxAshby August 19th 03 04:29 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
A pet monkey is much more useful.

It can climb the rigging, alert you to newcomers, perform menial tasks and,
in your case, give you a competitive chess game.



"Capt.American" wrote in message
om...
"katysails" wrote in message

...
Our dog, a standard poodle named Chopper, has been sailing with us since
puppyhood. He has an exceptionally strong bladder and incentive to hold
on what he's got (which comes from decent training). We dinghy him
in...sometimes we drive the boat up to the docks, I leap off with the
dog, mr. sails takes a turn around the mooring field, and voila! we're
back and on board....Choppie jumps from the back of the transom into the
dinghy and jumps off the dock into the dinghy on command. Some people
don't want to do all the dinghying stuff, so they either teach the dog
to go down the scuppers or put astro-turf on the bow, which to me, is
very gross and disgusting. Little dogs can be trained to use litter
boxes just like cats...at least then it's contained somewhere and not
out in the open and offensive.



Hello Katy,

Here in Maui I've meet a couple from Holland that have a dog called a
Schipperky, thats German for little Captain. He's a small all black
dog that is awesome on a boat, No tail, they love to swim, the do not
smell like a wet dog when they are wet. He's been 3/4 the way around
the earth via sail and has never lived ashore. They put a small 2'X 2'
piece of canvas on the deck near the stern that the dog uses every
time. They just toss it overboard and rinse it and put it back on
deck. You can not row up to their boat without that dog barking. The
dog also barks every time the bilge pump cuts on. He told me the dogs
where raised in Antwerp to guard barges on the canals in Europe. They
are also used to De-rat the barges and boats. Hes excellent at eating
crabs, he catches his own and does a great job killing and eating
them. He's the coolest dog I've ever seen and the perfect size for a
boat, and he sure aint no sissy poodle. Everwhere Jergen goes on or
off that boat his dog is by his side. I'm getting a puppy ASAP.

Capt. American




James August 19th 03 04:44 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
What do "Women" look like?
If they are Dogs... I am worried as to what you find attractive..
But looking at ya boat... nice Curves are not your thing..
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
"Richard Faulkner" wrote in message

...
How many of you take your dogs on board. How do you go on with them
needing to "use the loo", both ways g, if you are sailing say,
overnight?
--
Richard Faulkner


This guy named Bobsprit takes dogs aboard his boat all the time
and never has trouble training them not to poop. Here are some
pictures of them.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarairene.jpg

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sarasara.jpg

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/heyhey.jpg

S.Simon





Capt. Mooron August 19th 03 05:21 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
You Yanks are really geographically challenged.... it's a Belgian Barge
Dog. I hate it when they crop tails and dock ears. Nice little dog though.
Good Luck...

CM

"Capt.American" wrote in message
om...
| "katysails" wrote in message
...
| Our dog, a standard poodle named Chopper, has been sailing with us since
| puppyhood. He has an exceptionally strong bladder and incentive to hold
| on what he's got (which comes from decent training). We dinghy him
| in...sometimes we drive the boat up to the docks, I leap off with the
| dog, mr. sails takes a turn around the mooring field, and voila! we're
| back and on board....Choppie jumps from the back of the transom into the
| dinghy and jumps off the dock into the dinghy on command. Some people
| don't want to do all the dinghying stuff, so they either teach the dog
| to go down the scuppers or put astro-turf on the bow, which to me, is
| very gross and disgusting. Little dogs can be trained to use litter
| boxes just like cats...at least then it's contained somewhere and not
| out in the open and offensive.
|
|
| Hello Katy,
|
| Here in Maui I've meet a couple from Holland that have a dog called a
| Schipperky, thats German for little Captain. He's a small all black
| dog that is awesome on a boat, No tail, they love to swim, the do not
| smell like a wet dog when they are wet. He's been 3/4 the way around
| the earth via sail and has never lived ashore. They put a small 2'X 2'
| piece of canvas on the deck near the stern that the dog uses every
| time. They just toss it overboard and rinse it and put it back on
| deck. You can not row up to their boat without that dog barking. The
| dog also barks every time the bilge pump cuts on. He told me the dogs
| where raised in Antwerp to guard barges on the canals in Europe. They
| are also used to De-rat the barges and boats. Hes excellent at eating
| crabs, he catches his own and does a great job killing and eating
| them. He's the coolest dog I've ever seen and the perfect size for a
| boat, and he sure aint no sissy poodle. Everwhere Jergen goes on or
| off that boat his dog is by his side. I'm getting a puppy ASAP.
|
| Capt. American



katysails August 19th 03 10:23 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Doing that increases the risk of bladder cancer, colon cancer or a =
prolapsed
colon.=20

Bologna...no more than when you house train a dog. Responsible owners =
make sure the dog is allowed to do its' duty when it has to...when dog's =
are pups, you train them to defecate only after they eat and you train =
them to eat twice a day and not on a continuous basis. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


JaxAshby August 19th 03 11:55 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
So do you feed you dog only when ashore?

Do you go only on short excursions?

Holding a dump can lead to an impacted stool. Give the animal plenty of
water and let it go when it has to. You can control where, but not when. No
dog has a twelve or six hour bowel cycle.

Jax

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Doing that increases the risk of bladder cancer, colon cancer or a prolapsed
colon.

Bologna...no more than when you house train a dog. Responsible owners make
sure the dog is allowed to do its' duty when it has to...when dog's are
pups, you train them to defecate only after they eat and you train them to
eat twice a day and not on a continuous basis.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails August 20th 03 01:24 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
No
dog has a twelve or six hour bowel cycle.

Yes, they do....My grandmother raised and showed dogs, as did my mother, =
as did I, myslef. You know nothing about dogs just like you know =
nothing about sailing, flying, automobiles, definitive books on anything =
at all, women, sex, or what's in your own closet...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails August 20th 03 01:24 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Good one 'Jax'.

Cheers MC

This from a man with a catbox on his boat?????

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


JaxAshby August 20th 03 04:19 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Well then Ms Smartypants, what is the bowel cycle of a canine?

Does it depend on the dog's activity level? Diet?

Tell us please!


"katysails" wrote in message
...
No
dog has a twelve or six hour bowel cycle.

Yes, they do....My grandmother raised and showed dogs, as did my mother, as
did I, myslef. You know nothing about dogs just like you know nothing about
sailing, flying, automobiles, definitive books on anything at all, women,
sex, or what's in your own closet...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Bertie the Bunyip August 20th 03 04:44 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"katysails" wrote in
:


Dog crap pressed into the non skid.

In 7 years of being on our boat, our dog has never had an
acident...you can train a dog to not go on the boat....


but do you think you could do the same for Donal?

Berti e









Flying Tadpole August 20th 03 05:03 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 


JaxAshby wrote:

A pet monkey is much more useful.

It can climb the rigging, alert you to newcomers, perform menial tasks and,
in your case, give you a competitive chess game.


Your wings are showing. Isn't immortality enough for you? WHat
more can we offer?

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Bobsprit August 20th 03 11:50 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
....you can train a dog to not go on the boat....

Doesn't your wife get angry when you keep her off?

RB

Bobsprit August 20th 03 11:57 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Katy has a wife?

Try to keep up, moron.

No, Katy has no wife. Why do you ask? Try keep up, pinhead.

RB

Scott Vernon August 20th 03 11:57 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Katy has a wife?

Try to keep up, moron.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
...you can train a dog to not go on the boat....

Doesn't your wife get angry when you keep her off?

RB




Scott Vernon August 20th 03 12:04 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
What made you think I was talking to you?, Oh, the ''moron'' bit.

BwaHahahahahahaha

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Katy has a wife?

Try to keep up, moron.

No, Katy has no wife. Why do you ask? I'm a pinhead.

RB




Bobsprit August 20th 03 12:14 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
What made you think I was talking to you?, Oh, the ''moron'' bit.

Oh. Just Katy and I in the thread. Guess you were calling her a moron then!

Bwahahahahaha! Poor Scotty!

RB

katysails August 20th 03 11:56 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Is it difficult for you to do the same?

Yes....unless you've reformed somewhere along the line?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Red Ward August 20th 03 11:57 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"katysails" wrote in news:bi0u86$44l01$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

Is it difficult for you to do the same?


Same as waht?


Bertie

Wally Farrel August 21st 03 12:03 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"katysails" wrote in news:bi0uik$46clh$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

Same as waht?

He wants me to be civil to him after years of squabbling...


Well, you will just have to weigh up th epros and cons and decide if you
just want to accept those terms, won't you?


Bertie

katysails August 21st 03 12:19 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
Well, you will just have to weigh up th epros and cons and decide if you =

just want to accept those terms, won't you?=20

Naw...I like making decisions off the cuff....I'll be civil if he =
will...usually, though, it's just much better to put him in the box with =
Bobby....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Ed Norton August 21st 03 12:23 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"katysails" wrote in
:

Well, you will just have to weigh up th epros and cons and decide if
you just want to accept those terms, won't you?

Naw...I like making decisions off the cuff....I'll be civil if he
will...usually, though, it's just much better to put him in the box
with Bobby....


Oooh!

Sounds interesting,.

do they often share a box?


Bertie

katysails August 21st 03 02:20 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 

do they often share a box?=20

On my hard drive they have quite frequently shared a box....I can't =
speak for others, but I think it's safe to say they've shared boxes =
elsewheres...
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Ronald Surtees August 21st 03 06:13 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"katysails" wrote in
:


do they often share a box?

On my hard drive they have quite frequently shared a box....I can't
speak for others, but I think it's safe to say they've shared boxes
elsewheres...



I see, do you have pictures?


Bertie

katysails August 21st 03 11:41 AM

Dogs on yachts?
 

I see, do you have pictures?=20

No, I think it's either MC or Jeff that has the famous pictures...those =
I did NOT want on my hard drive....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scott Vernon August 21st 03 03:58 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
I've got a nail gun.




"katysails" wrote

it's just much better to put him in the box with Bobby....





Bertie the Bunyip August 21st 03 11:17 PM

Dogs on yachts?
 
"Scott Vernon" wrote in news:bi2mgu$4lfda$1@ID-
154502.news.uni-berlin.de:

I've got a nail gun.


I guessed, somehow.

Bertie




"katysails" wrote

it's just much better to put him in the box with Bobby....








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