Yep, I'm the true continental man.

Great piloting skills, look at all I've taught those pilots here. They can't
refute a single thing I've said.

Sailing skills without equal. And I haven't even started on that yet!

Natural good looks - the photos prove it. I'm a babe magnet!

Genius intellect, I'm in Mensa. My reasoning powers are second to none.

I can go on and on but let's just cut to the chase. Bertie is in awe of me.
The best he can do is three word replies. The other pilots know I'm Sky
King! The good old days - putting MIG-19's in the drink when they buzzed
Sinop. Just get two F-4s to fly one foot above the MIG's wing on each side,
they lose lift and down into the Black Sea. I was one of the great brown
shoe fighter pilots. At least I have something to brag about. The only thing
Berite can brag about is getting extra mustard for free on his Aussie pie
down at the tuck shop, or building a replica Bush Pram. Hell, in Speedos I
draw a crowd at Bondi. I'm a hunk. Bertie is Alvin Purple.

Jax

Are you sure you are the same ol' Jaxass? You're actually starting to have
entertainment value. Maybe that's because you're not posting about sailing
anymore? Or did Bobsprit buy your tradmark?

JaxAshby wrote:
Yep, I'm the true continental man.

Great piloting skills, look at all I've taught those pilots here.
They can't refute a single thing I've said.

Sailing skills without equal. And I haven't even started on that yet!

Natural good looks - the photos prove it. I'm a babe magnet!

Genius intellect, I'm in Mensa. My reasoning powers are second to
none.

I can go on and on but let's just cut to the chase. Bertie is in awe
of me. The best he can do is three word replies. The other pilots
know I'm Sky King! The good old days - putting MIG-19's in the drink
when they buzzed Sinop. Just get two F-4s to fly one foot above the
MIG's wing on each side, they lose lift and down into the Black Sea.
I was one of the great brown shoe fighter pilots. At least I have
something to brag about. The only thing Berite can brag about is
getting extra mustard for free on his Aussie pie down at the tuck
shop, or building a replica Bush Pram. Hell, in Speedos I draw a
crowd at Bondi. I'm a hunk. Bertie is Alvin Purple.

Jax

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Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:28:15 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

"JaxAshby" wrote in
link.net:



I can go on and on but let's just cut to the chase. Bertie is in awe
of me.

Well, that's true enough.

Cor, he's so attractve, isn't he?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:28:15 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

"JaxAshby" wrote in
hlink.net:



I can go on and on but let's just cut to the chase. Bertie is in awe
of me.

Well, that's true enough.

Cor, he's so attractve, isn't he?


unfortunately, this Jax is a froggery. the original Jax was pretty much the
same, though.
Anyhow, he provides a sort of cardboardy bulk, don't you think?

bertie

On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 01:32:03 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 01:28:15 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Bertie the
Bunyip:

"JaxAshby" wrote in
thlink.net:



I can go on and on but let's just cut to the chase. Bertie is in awe
of me.

Well, that's true enough.

Cor, he's so attractve, isn't he?


unfortunately, this Jax is a froggery. the original Jax was pretty much the
same, though.

That's good froggery.

Anyhow, he provides a sort of cardboardy bulk, don't you think?

Like cornflakes left out in the rain.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

junk mail

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:09:15 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

(Shen44) wrote in news:20030819194750.21868.00000686@mb-
m07.aol.com:

junk mail

junk cars

junk ies

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
news:alt.fan.pjr
(also in google groups)
http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/
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Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 03:09:15 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose removed the following benign growth from
Bertie the Bunyip:

(Shen44) wrote in news:20030819194750.21868.00000686@mb-
m07.aol.com:

junk mail

junk cars

junk ies

Junk food