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Simple Simon August 14th 03 09:18 PM

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I flew for two years and never once checked the inside of
my aircraft. There was no need to check the inside because
there was no inside.

It was a Rotec Rally2B. I bet you don't even know what
that is.

S.Simon


"JaxAshby" wrote in message ink.net...
A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer put a
several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the tail section
didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to the ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of the plane.
Does yours?

Jax





JaxAshby August 14th 03 09:31 PM

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Probably an ultralight.

Don't you mean Rotax?

Did you have a cage around the propeller?

Jax



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I flew for two years and never once checked the inside of
my aircraft. There was no need to check the inside because
there was no inside.

It was a Rotec Rally2B. I bet you don't even know what
that is.

S.Simon


"JaxAshby" wrote in message

ink.net...
A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer put a
several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the tail section
didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to the ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of the

plane.
Does yours?

Jax







Peter J Ross August 14th 03 09:44 PM

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alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
20:06:22 GMT, when JaxAshby wrote:

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of my speedos.
Does yours?


Hmm....

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Simple Simon August 14th 03 10:45 PM

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Like Evil Kneivel? I used to race professional motocross -
that's almost as touch as doing stunts. Fewer broken bones
I would imagine, however.


"JaxAshby" wrote in message nk.net...
Cool. Good going there.

Did I tell you I used to be a stunt motorcyclist?


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I flew for two years and never once checked the inside of
my aircraft. There was no need to check the inside because
there was no inside.

It was a Rotec Rally2B. I bet you don't even know what
that is.

S.Simon


"JaxAshby" wrote in message

ink.net...
A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer put a
several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the tail section
didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to the ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of the

plane.
Does yours?

Jax









Per Elmsäter August 14th 03 11:56 PM

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Simple Simon wrote:
Like Evil Kneivel? I used to race professional motocross -
that's almost as touch as doing stunts. Fewer broken bones
I would imagine, however.


Sir, did you say that you actually raced????
At least I hope you weren't having any fun!!!!

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Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.



Horvath August 15th 03 03:51 AM

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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 20:06:22 GMT, "JaxAshby"
wrote this crap:

A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer put a
several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the tail section
didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to the ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of the plane.
Does yours?

Jax


My pre-flights consists of throwing my gear in the overhead, rifling
through the seatback for any good magazines, and checking out the
stewardesses.





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Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 07:12 AM

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"Scout" wrote in
:

Isn't that an ultralight? Is a license required for it? Where did you
fly? My son is looking at ULs.


Of course he is.

Bertei

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 07:12 AM

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"JaxAshby" wrote in
nk.net:

Probably an ultralight.

Don't you mean Rotax?

Did you have a cage around the propeller?


Like th eone around you?

Bertie

Jax



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I flew for two years and never once checked the inside of
my aircraft. There was no need to check the inside because
there was no inside.

It was a Rotec Rally2B. I bet you don't even know what
that is.

S.Simon


"JaxAshby" wrote in message

ink.net...
A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer
put a several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the
tail section didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to
the ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of
the

plane.
Does yours?

Jax









Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 07:13 AM

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"JaxAshby" wrote in
nk.net:

Cool. Good going there.

Did I tell you I used to be a stunt motorcyclist?


No!

Do go on, jaxhole!

Bertie

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I flew for two years and never once checked the inside of
my aircraft. There was no need to check the inside because
there was no inside.

It was a Rotec Rally2B. I bet you don't even know what
that is.

S.Simon


"JaxAshby" wrote in message

ink.net...
A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer
put a several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the
tail section didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to
the ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of
the

plane.
Does yours?

Jax









Frank and Ronnie Maier August 15th 03 07:27 AM

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"Scout" wrote:
Isn't that an ultralight? Is a license required for it? Where did you fly?
My son is looking at ULs.


Hi, Scout,

Check out rec.aviation.ultralight. True ultralights (Part 104 legal)
have no licensing requirements; but it's still a "real" airplane and
they're often "very responsive" [read: twitchy]. Take lessons, just as
you would if you were getting a "real" pilot's license. Surprisingly,
it may cost you almost as much to take ultralight lessons as private
pilot lessons; but your life is on the line. This is not something to
learn-as-you-go.

But as for this thread... come on, guys! This troll is too stupid,
even for Jax. Bricks aft made just the tail too heavy to fly and
therefore it fell backwards out of the sky? Please!

Frank

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 07:30 AM

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(Frank and Ronnie Maier) wrote in
om:

"Scout" wrote:
Isn't that an ultralight? Is a license required for it? Where did you
fly? My son is looking at ULs.


Hi, Scout,

Check out rec.aviation.ultralight. True ultralights (Part 104 legal)
have no licensing requirements; but it's still a "real" airplane


No they're not.

Bertei

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 07:31 AM

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"JaxAshby" wrote in
ink.net:

A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer put
a several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the tail
section didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to the
ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of the
plane. Does yours?


what a fjukwit you are, Jaxhole.

Enough lift from the tailplane?


Bwawhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhahwh!

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 07:32 AM

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"Simple Simon" wrote in
:

I flew for two years and never once checked the inside of
my aircraft. There was no need to check the inside because
there was no inside.

It was a Rotec Rally2B. I bet you don't even know what
that is.


I'll bet nobody cares about your flittering lawn furniture either.

Bit of a stretch to call it an aircraft, BTW.


Bertie

S.Simon


"JaxAshby" wrote in message
ink.net...
A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer
put a several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the
tail section didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to the
ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of the
plane. Does yours?

Jax







Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 07:34 AM

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Horvath wrote in :

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 20:06:22 GMT, "JaxAshby"
wrote this crap:

A buddy of mine was murdered a few years back. It seems the killer put
a several bricks in the tail of his 172. Got airborne and the tail
section didn't have enough lift, the plane fell backwards to the
ground.

My pre-flight always include a thorough poke around the inside of the
plane. Does yours?

Jax


My pre-flights consists of throwing my gear in the overhead, rifling
through the seatback for any good magazines, and checking out the
stewardesses.


I'm sure they check you out too.

Bertei

Flying Tadpole August 17th 03 01:33 PM

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"JaxAshby" wrote
Did I tell you I used to be a stunt motorcyclist?


Scout wrote:

Jax,
Did you ever work with Evil Kneivel? My girlfriend's dad (mid 70's) was his
manager.
I've done some stunt work, but none of it was planned.
Scout


But...is this indeed Jax? There are too many worrying aspects,
not least of which is his syntax.


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Peter J Ross August 17th 03 01:58 PM

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On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 22:03:32 +0930, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Flying
Tadpole:

"JaxAshby" wrote
Did I tell you I used to be a stunt motorcyclist?


Scout wrote:

Jax,
Did you ever work with Evil Kneivel? My girlfriend's dad (mid 70's) was his
manager.
I've done some stunt work, but none of it was planned.
Scout


But...is this indeed Jax?


You people get better and better.

There are too many worrying aspects,
not least of which is his syntax.


It's probably too late for him to learn how to improve it.

I'm just hoping he can be discouraged from taking his clothes off in
public too often.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Scout August 17th 03 02:11 PM

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curses! trapus interruptus!
Scout



Bertie the Bunyip August 19th 03 03:24 AM

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"Scout" wrote in
:

Jax,
Did you ever work with Evil Kneivel? My girlfriend's dad (mid 70's)
was his manager.
I've done some stunt work, but none of it was planned.


I beleive you.

Bertie

Shen44 August 20th 03 12:44 AM

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