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CANDChelp August 12th 03 01:41 PM

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Now that Bertie/Burnout and various incarnations are being filtered and
ignored, the final step is clear.
We must now cease the talk ABOUT these non-sailing intruders. Please, not
another WORD ABOUT them, no matter how far removed.

Sailing talk, please! You too, Billy Jane!

Capt RB
C&C 32
NY

Bobsprit August 12th 03 01:57 PM

Alt.Sailing.Asa Is Winning!
 
That's an unfair handicap you're proposing, Bobsprit! But never
mind, we'll make an exception for you and allow motoring talk
occasionally.

I'm grateful for the allowance. Did I mention that I have two folding props!?

RB

Flying Tadpole August 12th 03 02:02 PM

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Bobsprit wrote:

That's an unfair handicap you're proposing, Bobsprit! But never
mind, we'll make an exception for you and allow motoring talk
occasionally.

I'm grateful for the allowance. Did I mention that I have two folding props!?


We know, but...well, do you really think the newsgroup is quite
the right place to draw attention to your physical short, er,
short, er, -comings?
--
Flying Tadpole

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Jonathan Ganz August 12th 03 05:31 PM

Alt.Sailing.Asa Is Winning!
 
So you're a propeller head?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
That's an unfair handicap you're proposing, Bobsprit! But never
mind, we'll make an exception for you and allow motoring talk
occasionally.

I'm grateful for the allowance. Did I mention that I have two folding

props!?

RB




Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 06:13 PM

Alt.Sailing.Asa Is Winning!
 
Flying Tadpole wrote in
:



CANDChelp wrote:

Now that Bertie/Burnout and various incarnations are being filtered
and ignored, the final step is clear.
We must now cease the talk ABOUT these non-sailing intruders. Please,
not another WORD ABOUT them, no matter how far removed.

Sailing talk, please! You too, Billy Jane!


That's an unfair handicap you're proposing, Bobsprit! But never
mind, we'll make an exception for you and allow motoring talk
occasionally.


There ya go, you're winning already.

Fjuckwits.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 12th 03 06:24 PM

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Phoenix wrote in
:

In article , CANDChelp
wrote:

Now that Bertie/Burnout and various incarnations are being filtered
and ignored, the final step is clear.
We must now cease the talk ABOUT these non-sailing intruders. Please,
not another WORD ABOUT them, no matter how far removed.


If you think it would help. Personally I'm just here for the
entertainment and don't actually care if anyone pays attention to me.


they have so much to learn, yet.

Good thing for them I'm a natural born teacher.

Can't you hear their litle hearts going pitty pat wondering what the next
lesson will be?


Bertie

Bobsprit August 12th 03 11:14 PM

Alt.Sailing.Asa Is Winning!
 
Is one mounted firmly on your cranium...or is it a chrome dome?


I'm awaiting word from the doctors!

RB

b0bsprit August 13th 03 04:49 AM

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On 12 Aug 2003 13:03:47 GMT I replied to
(Bobsprit) on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their name
and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

short, er, -comings?

My coamings are just right, thank you!

RB


Then why does your wife constantly complain that she needs pepper
and tweezers just to find your dick?


Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 07:03 AM

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b0bsprit wrote in
:

On 12 Aug 2003 12:41:42 GMT I replied to
(CANDChelp) on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their name
and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa


Now that Bertie/Burnout and various incarnations are being filtered and
ignored, the final step is clear.
We must now cease the talk ABOUT these non-sailing intruders. Please, not
another WORD ABOUT them, no matter how far removed.

Sailing talk, please! You too, Billy Jane!

Capt RB
C&C 32
NY


Wow, they claim they are winning, but if they killfile everyone,
that means they lost.



Wel, somethingk like that, but actually, they lost the first time they
answered one of my posts.

No, that's not right either. They were lusers a long time before I showed
up!

Bertei

Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 07:03 AM

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b0bsprit wrote in
:

On 12 Aug 2003 13:03:47 GMT I replied to
(Bobsprit) on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their name
and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

short, er, -comings?

My coamings are just right, thank you!

RB


Then why does your wife constantly complain that she needs pepper
and tweezers just to find your dick?


OK, what is the pepper for?

Bertie


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