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Simple Simon August 12th 03 12:58 AM

For fat couples like Mike and Barbara
 
Guide to sex for large couples.

http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/fatsex.html

This site might help you two with your intimate nights.



The Carrolls August 12th 03 11:01 PM

For fat couples like Mike and Barbara
 
Boy, you seem to have this fixation about other peoples weight. An
unrecognised fetish perhaps?
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Guide to sex for large couples.

http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/fatsex.html

This site might help you two with your intimate nights.





Bobsprit August 12th 03 11:16 PM

For fat couples like Mike and Barbara
 
I would guess that you are just as fat as Mike.

Hey, Neal. I can outrun, outlift and beat you like a tired dog with one hand.
It looks to me like Mike could pop your head between thumb and forfinger.
You're a little man on a little boat living a little life and only having a
little fun....and that angers you.

Capt RB

Simple Simon August 12th 03 11:28 PM

For fat couples like Mike and Barbara
 
Are we just a little sensitive, Booby?

I'm not a fat hog, at least. You may be a little overweight but
you don't look all that out of control. Mike, on the other hand,
looks like he weighs close to 300 pounds or more. He is not
going to last much longer if he doesn't lose a hundred pounds
or more.

As for me, I'm 70" in height and weigh 170lbs. According
to the new BMI scale even I am on the upper end of a normal
weight for my height. All considered, though, you would have
to catch me before you could lay a limp-wristed hand on me
and you would find that very difficult as I can still run a four and
a half minute mile. I run a 10k race in under an hour and I can
swim a mile in under fifteen minutes. I can also do a hundred
miles on my road bike in about five miles. You would not
have a chance against me in any contest except weight lifting
etc. where your size would give you an advantage.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
I would guess that you are just as fat as Mike.

Hey, Neal. I can outrun, outlift and beat you like a tired dog with one hand.
It looks to me like Mike could pop your head between thumb and forfinger.
You're a little man on a little boat living a little life and only having a
little fun....and that angers you.

Capt RB




Peter J Ross August 13th 03 02:37 AM

For fat couples like Mike and Barbara
 
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"Simple Simon" wrote in
:

Guide to sex for large couples.

http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/fatsex.html

This site might help you two with your intimate nights.



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The Carrolls August 13th 03 05:40 AM

For fat couples like Mike and Barbara
 
That four and a half minute is most likely bull s$%t. That would make you
world class for your age. I doubt you could match my time at a little under
7 minutes a mile, and my speed is certianly not world class.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Are we just a little sensitive, Booby?

I'm not a fat hog, at least. You may be a little overweight but
you don't look all that out of control. Mike, on the other hand,
looks like he weighs close to 300 pounds or more. He is not
going to last much longer if he doesn't lose a hundred pounds
or more.

As for me, I'm 70" in height and weigh 170lbs. According
to the new BMI scale even I am on the upper end of a normal
weight for my height. All considered, though, you would have
to catch me before you could lay a limp-wristed hand on me
and you would find that very difficult as I can still run a four and
a half minute mile. I run a 10k race in under an hour and I can
swim a mile in under fifteen minutes. I can also do a hundred
miles on my road bike in about five miles. You would not
have a chance against me in any contest except weight lifting
etc. where your size would give you an advantage.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message

...
I would guess that you are just as fat as Mike.

Hey, Neal. I can outrun, outlift and beat you like a tired dog with one

hand.
It looks to me like Mike could pop your head between thumb and

forfinger.
You're a little man on a little boat living a little life and only

having a
little fun....and that angers you.

Capt RB







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