Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??

Everyone else is.

Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
...
Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??


Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.

Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation. If you
discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else then you are ready
to move onto step 2.

Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If you discover
that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be Bertie.


To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.


Regards


Donal
--

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On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 22:07:43 -0000, "Shrub's Stub"
wrote:

Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??

Everyone else is.

Hey, you've got the makings.

BTW who is Shrub and why do you like being his stub?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

It means he's a godless commie that hates George W. Bush and he's
probably a gay crossdresser who sells drugs to schoolchildren. You two
should get along fine.

Joe

Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

Donal wrote:

"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
...
Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??


Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.

Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation. If you
discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else then you are ready
to move onto step 2.

Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If you discover
that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be Bertie.

To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.


Where did you learn such cruelty, Donal?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

Donal wrote:

"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
...
Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??


Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.

Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation. If you
discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else then you are
ready
to move onto step 2.

Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If you
discover
that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be Bertie.

To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.


Where did you learn such cruelty, Donal?

You must admit that Gary's answer proved that I was correct!


Regards


Donal
--

Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

"Donal" wrote in
:


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

Donal wrote:

"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
...
Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??


Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.

Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation.
If you discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else
then you are
ready
to move onto step 2.

Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If you
discover
that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be Bertie.

To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.


Where did you learn such cruelty, Donal?

You must admit that Gary's answer proved that I was correct!

Oh brother.

Bertei

Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

Gary L. Burnore wrote in
:

On Thu, 7 Aug 2003 12:12:45 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

Donal wrote:

"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
...
Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??


Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.

Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation.
If you discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else
then you are
ready
to move onto step 2.

Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If
you
discover
that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be Bertie.

To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.


Where did you learn such cruelty, Donal?

You must admit that Gary's answer proved that I was correct!

Only if he's a moron. But thanks for admitting you didn't really
killfile me.

Donal's one of my faves!

bertei

Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

"Donal" wrote in
:


"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
...
Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??


Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.

Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation. If
you discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else then you
are ready to move onto step 2.

Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If you
discover that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be
Bertie.

OTOH.

Bertie

To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.


Regards


Donal
--

Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

"Shrub's Stub" wrote in
:

Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??

Everyone else is.


Wel, if you pay the requisite fee and promise your first born to the
bunyipo cult.

Bertie

Can I be Gary or Bertie too?
 

On Fri, 8 Aug 2003 05:37:06 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

"Donal" wrote in
:


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

Donal wrote:

"Shrub's Stub" wrote in message
...
Please, can I, huh huh huh?? please please??


Certainly ... if you can pass a couple of simple tests.

Step 1. You must spend a little time in alt.disasters.aviation.
If you discover that you are more intelligent than anybody else
then you are
ready
to move onto step 2.

Step 2. Spend a little time in any other ng of you choice. If you
discover
that you are the least intelligent poster, then you may be Bertie.

To find out if you can be Gary, simply skip Step 1.


Where did you learn such cruelty, Donal?

You must admit that Gary's answer proved that I was correct!

Oh brother.
Oh aunt.

--
PJR :-)
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