You bounced your boat around trying to leave the dock, sailed under a
scared-man's rig several miles, hit a rock and ran home. All told, he didn't
make you look too bad.

Pivoting off the fender meant I left the slip in one clean move.
Scared man's rig? Oh, okay!
Ran home...sure. We were the last of two boats sailing at that point and it was
near 7 pm I think!

Bwahahahaaha! Skitchy, did you sail AT ALL??

RB