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The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:27 AM

Bertie 4
 
Irony? Confused?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Moi?

No. (and yes, I am aware of the irony., fjukwit, keep up, eh)?


Bertie



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:28 AM

pain in the a$$
 
"Donal" wrote in
:


The Cappys Master wrote in message
...
On Mon, 04 Aug 2003 11:23:46 +1200, The_navigator©
wrote:

Rapid mood switches are a sign of instability Donal. This worries
me, as well as his obvious inadequacies. To rehabilitate him may be
time consuming. Just look at how he rejects honest help!

Cheers MC


Yeah Donal, listen to MC, you're mood shift is worrying, rootin for
Bubbles.....never thought I'd see that!



Do you know how to use google?



Mmm.

I do. I'm a googling fool,.

Well actually I still call it Dejanews, but that's just me.




Bertei



The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:28 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Really where? Ever raced?

CCheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Been sailing.

Quite a lot, actually.




Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:29 AM

pain in the a$$
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Perhaps if fewer were like you on average more would be happy. See, I
know you are not happy. Do you think going sailing might make you happy?



mmm, might, but so might a lot of things, so on the whole I'd have to say
no.

So what is your answer, Jesus?
Drugs?

Or just jerking off like you're doing here?

Bertei

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Mor should be like me.






The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:29 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Would it be impressive? Is your attention slipping?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


what about me?



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:35 AM

pain in the a$$
 
"Donal" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
. ..
"Donal" wrote in
:


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Rapid mood switches are a sign of instability Donal.

They certainly are!


Well there';s a change


That was your wittiest post so far.

BTW this post is an insult.


Could have fooled me.

Bertie

The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:35 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Do you want a better life? How about a fulfilling realtionship?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Why, what did you think I meant?


Bertie



Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Well, I wil admit that this is a step up from "you're the fish"

But not much of one.







Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:35 AM

pain in the a$$
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Would it be impressive? Is your attention slipping?


No.

Bertie


Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


what about me?





Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:35 AM

pain in the a$$
 
"Donal" wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Scout" wrote in
:

Live from New York, it's Saturday Night Live!
with Bertie, Your Company's IT Guy:

Bertie: don't any of you dumb ****s know how to set up your
newsreaders for attribs?


Oh yes, I do!


Why, are you finding my replies annoying?


Haven't you figured it out yet?

Your posts aren't annoying. We *like* bunyips! We have them for
breakfast.


Yes, of course. I've been duped again.

bertie

The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:37 AM

Bertie 4.5
 
Do you aways think that people talking to you are jerking off? Why would
they not give you resepct?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


So what is your answer, Jesus?
Drugs?

Or just jerking off like you're doing here?



Rich Ahrens August 4th 03 01:41 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


Blush. I'm a really nice kind person jl. Bertie really needs a good
friend. Everyone says so, but only we in .asa are prepared to help him.
We could even take him sailing to broaden his horizons. Now there's a
thought!



Been sailing.

Quite a lot, actually.


Perhaps you should offer the lads a seminar in celestial navigation?


The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:43 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Where did you sail?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Really where? Ever raced?



nope.



The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:44 AM

Bertie 4
 
Yes! You must be getting dizzy!

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Irony? Confused?



Me? No?




The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:45 AM

pain in the a$$
 
I say it is. So would you consider it impressive?

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:




No.




Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:47 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Rich Ahrens wrote in
i.com:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


Blush. I'm a really nice kind person jl. Bertie really needs a good
friend. Everyone says so, but only we in .asa are prepared to help him.
We could even take him sailing to broaden his horizons. Now there's a
thought!



Been sailing.

Quite a lot, actually.


Perhaps you should offer the lads a seminar in celestial navigation?


I did last time I was here. Most of them know a good bit about it and some
know more than me. also got an education in the workings of a seagoing
gyrocompass which was good!

Bertie

The_navigator© August 4th 03 01:52 AM

pain in the a$$
 
That's depressing you.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Nah.




Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 01:59 AM

Bertie 4
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Yes! You must be getting dizzy!


Whuh?

bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Irony? Confused?



Me? No?






The_navigator© August 4th 03 02:06 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Denial evasion, it's the same. Why not open up before you go to bed?
It's getting close to your bed time.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


Where did you sail?



In water. Mostly.

Bertei

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Really where? Ever raced?


nope.






The_navigator© August 4th 03 02:13 AM

Bertie 4
 
You've done 4 for me. The subject says so!

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Whuh?




Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 02:16 AM

pain in the a$$
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Denial evasion, it's the same. Why not open up before you go to bed?


Thanks, I've been a bit clogged lately, but I feel better after our chat.



It's getting close to your bed time.


true, but I'm sure Mrs Bunyip will let me up for a few more hours.

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The_navigator© wrote in
:


Where did you sail?



In water. Mostly.

Bertei

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Really where? Ever raced?


nope.








The_navigator© August 4th 03 02:21 AM

pain in the a$$
 
Denial!

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Nah



Ethel mormon August 4th 03 02:30 AM

pain in the a$$
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Denial!


No it isn't

Berti e

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Nah





katysails August 4th 03 02:31 AM

pain in the a$$
 

Katy, one word , 'word-wrap'.

I've got word-wrap selected....SO I'll go do it agiain...OE is really etting to be a pain....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 02:41 AM

Bertie 4
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

You've done 4 for me. The subject says so!

So it does.


bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


Whuh?






The_navigator© August 4th 03 02:43 AM

Bertie 4
 
Any more before you close your eyes? In the morning I won't be here to
talk nicely to you.

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


So it does.




Bertie the Bunyip August 4th 03 02:49 AM

Bertie 4
 
The_navigator© wrote in
:

Any more before you close your eyes? In the morning I won't be here to
talk nicely to you.


Oh well.,

Bertie

Cheers MC

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:


So it does.






Gerard Weatherby August 4th 03 04:25 AM

pain in the a$$
 
"katysails" wrote:

reply thing want forget


okay


S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Thom Stewart August 4th 03 07:46 AM

pain in the a$$
 
No,button nose,

I'm an old sailor and the web worked fine for me

I'm able to tell the group you and I just had our evening meeting. When
I finished the paperwork I said goodnight and FLUSHED YOU ON YOUR WAY.
HAPPY SAILING. Your moorage is waiting for you in the sewer plant

So, here is your next header. I hope you enjoy repeating the goodnight
meeting. I'll enjoy reading it again in your reply

I'll have many more useful headesr for you to post for me, about a
Bunyip brat1

OT


Gerard Weatherby August 4th 03 12:00 PM

pain in the a$$
 
On Mon, 4 Aug 2003 06:51:33 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

katysails" wrote:

reply thing want forget


okay

Huh? Explain this, Gerard...is this what you're getting from my posts?

You said, "cut and paste, folks...cut and paste....only reply to the exact thing
you want to reply to and forget all the rest of the
stuff" -- so I did.

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Simple Simon August 4th 03 03:53 PM

pain in the a$$
 
I don't see the problem and I don't see Bertie or any
of his iterations anymore.

If you use Outlook Express, highlight one of Bertie's
messages, drop down the message menu, select
"block sender" and go from there.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
You can't stop them from posting to the newsgroup, but you
can filter them so you don't see them. You can also complain
to their posting agent. Some places that have decent policies
in place bar more than 4 or 5 cross-posts at once.
"NH_/)_" wrote in message ...
Is there anyway to stop all those header postings coming into the group?

NH_/)_

--------
http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm



Simple Simon August 4th 03 03:55 PM

pain in the a$$
 

"NH_/)_" wrote in message ...
Is there anyway to stop all those header postings coming into the group?

In Outlook Express select obnoxious message and then
drop down the message menu. Select 'block sender' and
follow the prompts.

End of problem.



Simple Simon August 4th 03 03:58 PM

pain in the a$$
 
It's only a pain if you are too ignorant to figure it out.

It's always easier for some people to complain than
to learn. Duh!


"katysails" wrote in message ...

Katy, one word , 'word-wrap'.

I've got word-wrap selected....SO I'll go do it agiain...OE is really etting to be a pain....
--




Scott Vernon August 4th 03 04:03 PM

pain in the a$$
 
You'll need to block NAV, also, as he swallows every hook berty throws out.

SV



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I don't see the problem and I don't see Bertie or any
of his iterations anymore.

If you use Outlook Express, highlight one of Bertie's
messages, drop down the message menu, select
"block sender" and go from there.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
You can't stop them from posting to the newsgroup, but you
can filter them so you don't see them. You can also complain
to their posting agent. Some places that have decent policies
in place bar more than 4 or 5 cross-posts at once.
"NH_/)_" wrote in message

...
Is there anyway to stop all those header postings coming into the group?

NH_/)_

--------
http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm





NH_/\)_ August 4th 03 04:20 PM

pain in the a$$
 
Thanks will do

NH_/)_

"Simple Simon" wrote in message

In Outlook Express select obnoxious message and then
drop down the message menu. Select 'block sender' and
follow the prompts.

End of problem.






jlrogers August 4th 03 04:43 PM

pain in the a$$
 
The trouble is, he constantly changes his email headers. I am now
blocking
Don't know if it will stop him or not. As of this morning none of his
message appear.



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I don't see the problem and I don't see Bertie or any
of his iterations anymore.

If you use Outlook Express, highlight one of Bertie's
messages, drop down the message menu, select
"block sender" and go from there.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
You can't stop them from posting to the newsgroup, but you
can filter them so you don't see them. You can also complain
to their posting agent. Some places that have decent policies
in place bar more than 4 or 5 cross-posts at once.
"NH_/)_" wrote in message

...
Is there anyway to stop all those header postings coming into the

group?

NH_/)_

--------
http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm




Simple Simon August 4th 03 04:47 PM

pain in the a$$
 
He's gone too and some of his posts were forgeries but
most were not so he's gone for a while till this all blows over.

I might let him back in but not unless he starts posting something
worthwhile again which he hasn't now for half a year. He used
to provide some good threads but lately he has degenerated into
just another loser.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
You'll need to block NAV, also, as he swallows every hook berty throws out.

SV



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I don't see the problem and I don't see Bertie or any
of his iterations anymore.

If you use Outlook Express, highlight one of Bertie's
messages, drop down the message menu, select
"block sender" and go from there.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
You can't stop them from posting to the newsgroup, but you
can filter them so you don't see them. You can also complain
to their posting agent. Some places that have decent policies
in place bar more than 4 or 5 cross-posts at once.
"NH_/)_" wrote in message

...
Is there anyway to stop all those header postings coming into the group?

NH_/)_

--------
http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm







Jonathan Ganz August 4th 03 05:02 PM

pain in the a$$
 
I don't see the problem either, except when one of the
less bright bulbs here starts responding to one of the
fag boys.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I don't see the problem and I don't see Bertie or any
of his iterations anymore.

If you use Outlook Express, highlight one of Bertie's
messages, drop down the message menu, select
"block sender" and go from there.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
You can't stop them from posting to the newsgroup, but you
can filter them so you don't see them. You can also complain
to their posting agent. Some places that have decent policies
in place bar more than 4 or 5 cross-posts at once.
"NH_/)_" wrote in message

...
Is there anyway to stop all those header postings coming into the group?

NH_/)_

--------
http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm





Thom Stewart August 4th 03 05:31 PM

Bertie 4
 
Nav,

If you want to provide the Bunyip with more sailing time simply double
flush


katysails August 4th 03 10:19 PM

pain in the a$$
 
How literal if you....

katysails" wrote:

reply thing want forget


okay

Huh? Explain this, Gerard...is this what you're getting from my posts?

You said, "cut and paste, folks...cut and paste....only reply to the exact
thing
you want to reply to and forget all the rest of the
stuff" -- so I did.

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails August 4th 03 10:22 PM

pain in the a$$
 

It's only a pain if you are too ignorant to figure it out.

If you'd read an entire thread, you'd know by now that it was not my OR at
fault....some people just can't stand not butting into other's business
without being asked....buttinski....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




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