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Bobsprit August 1st 03 02:42 PM

Bobsprit, The King
 
Why Bobsprit is the King of Alt.sailing.asa

Outsails most of the members.
Capable of getting young girls to crew
Married to a pretty young woman
Sails a fine boat bought for half it's value
Knows more about sailing and boats than most members
Sails in all weather and posts pics to prove it
Posts pics showing that Alien sails often and with women aboard
Sails safe. No injuries ever among crew
Also the best troller in the group
No other member can back up what they claim, except Bobsprit. Most other

members claim they "don't have to prove anything" proving they sit at home.

Came home last night to 150 posts made while Alien sailed. Same will happen
today and all weekend. Leaving tonight for a weekend of REAL sailing. Enjoy
watching your videos, folks!

RB

Simple Simon August 1st 03 10:33 PM

Bobsprit, The Queen
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Why Bobsprit is the Queen of Alt.sailing.asa

Fondles most male members.
Capable of getting young boys to screw
Married to a pretty young man
Sails a fag boat bought for twice it's value
Knows more about male members than sailing and boats
Subscribes to gay groups and posts pics to prove it
Posts pics showing that Alien motors often
Sails safe. No injuries ever among but buddies
Also the best fudge packer in the group
No other male member slides up a man, except Bobsprits. Most other
male members are more than twice as large.




Lurker August 1st 03 10:59 PM

Bobsprit, The King
 
Biggest and boldest liar.

9 knts with 10 people aboard, indeed. Lets's see, if they were really
skinny, say 125 lbs each. Hey, that would have been a stinking 1,250 extra
pounds aboard. Had you not been hosting a party your boat may have hit 30!

Well, on the other hand your water line WOULD have been longer. heh heh.





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