You lost, Donal
 

Remember that bet we had? I told you boobs would punk out on his 75 mile off
shore 'voyage'.
You can send the check to:
--
Scott Vernon
2nd barn on the left
Plowville PA USA

You lost, Donal
 

Here's how we spent some of our weekend, not including the swimming and
dining....

http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/page1.html

Looking forward to ANY proof Donal or Scotty sailed at all!!!

Bwahahahaha hoooh ahhh!! Later losers!

RB

You lost, Donal
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Donal" wrote
Damn!

I don't believe it! Bobsprit let me down again!

Get used to it, you're betting on a lame horse.

Even a lame horse will get around the track eventually. We've been waiting
for three years, fer chrissakes.




I was really beginning to think that he had mentally prepared himself
for
going offshore. Maybe Suzy was too scared??


Why blame Sudzy?

It would provide Bob with a suitable cover for his fear of the sea.


Regards

Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

ha ha, I'm sure he has lots of excuses at the ready.

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
It was that compass thing ...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Remember that bet we had? I told you boobs would punk out on his 75
mile
off
shore 'voyage'.
You can send the check to:

Damn!

I don't believe it! Bobsprit let me down again!

I was really beginning to think that he had mentally prepared himself
for
going offshore. Maybe Suzy was too scared??



Regards


Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

Why do you want proof that I sail? I'm flattered at your interest, but I
don't feel any need to prove to you that I sail.

The following people only TALK about sailing.
Scotty
Skitchy
Donal
Jeff.
I don't believe that you sail and I'm certain others doubt it as well. Each
week you tell curt, dull stories, but never show pics of your travels. Hmmmm.

RB

You lost, Donal
 

Maybe Scotty respects you enough to provide you with pics that proves that
he sails!

He can't afford a digital camera.

RB

You lost, Donal
 

Not bloody likely!

SV

"Donal" wrote

Maybe Scotty respects you enough to provide you with pics that proves that
he sails!



Regards


Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

Ask Bobsprit for a donut while you're waiting.

FT

Scott Vernon wrote:

ha ha, I'm sure he has lots of excuses at the ready.

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
It was that compass thing ...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Remember that bet we had? I told you boobs would punk out on his 75
mile
off
shore 'voyage'.
You can send the check to:

Damn!

I don't believe it! Bobsprit let me down again!

I was really beginning to think that he had mentally prepared himself
for
going offshore. Maybe Suzy was too scared??



Regards


Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

No way! that'd be like trying to take a bone fom a dog.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Ask Bobsprit for a donut while you're waiting.

FT

Scott Vernon wrote:

ha ha, I'm sure he has lots of excuses at the ready.

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...
It was that compass thing ...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Remember that bet we had? I told you boobs would punk out on his
75
mile
off
shore 'voyage'.
You can send the check to:

Damn!

I don't believe it! Bobsprit let me down again!

I was really beginning to think that he had mentally prepared
himself
for
going offshore. Maybe Suzy was too scared??



Regards


Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

If you said 'please' first I'm sure he could spare you a truckload of
'double double chocolate' from the day before yesterday!

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
No way! that'd be like trying to take a bone fom a dog.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

Ask Bobsprit for a donut while you're waiting.

FT

Scott Vernon wrote:

ha ha, I'm sure he has lots of excuses at the ready.

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...

It was that compass thing ...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

Remember that bet we had? I told you boobs would punk out on his

75

mile

off

shore 'voyage'.
You can send the check to:

Damn!

I don't believe it! Bobsprit let me down again!

I was really beginning to think that he had mentally prepared

himself

for

going offshore. Maybe Suzy was too scared??



Regards


Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

I think Scott missed the "Donut" reference and you were away.
I'd hate to think you'd missed out so here's the thread
location. The thread started within a long Bobsprit attempting
to attack DOnal thread. It was short, sweet, and ended in a
deathly silence on the part of Bobsprit.

Flying Tadpole
Newsgroups: alt.sailing.asa
Subject: Donuts for Bobsprit--am I trolling?
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 21:50:39 +0930
Lines: 32
Message-ID:
References:


The navigator© wrote:

If you said 'please' first I'm sure he could spare you a truckload of
'double double chocolate' from the day before yesterday!

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
No way! that'd be like trying to take a bone fom a dog.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

Ask Bobsprit for a donut while you're waiting.

FT

Scott Vernon wrote:

ha ha, I'm sure he has lots of excuses at the ready.

Scotty

"Jeff Morris" jeffmo@NoSpam-sv-lokiDOTcom wrote in message
...

It was that compass thing ...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

Remember that bet we had? I told you boobs would punk out on his

75

mile

off

shore 'voyage'.
You can send the check to:

Damn!

I don't believe it! Bobsprit let me down again!

I was really beginning to think that he had mentally prepared

himself

for

going offshore. Maybe Suzy was too scared??



Regards


Donal
--









--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

You lost, Donal
 

No way! that'd be like trying to take a bone fom a dog.

Your wife's teeth aren't that strong anymore, so take care!

RB

You lost, Donal
 

It was short, sweet, and ended in a
deathly silence on the part of Bobsprit.

Very often "deathly" is just boredom.

RB

You lost, Donal
 

But Bobsprit! The boredom wasn't at all evident in your bouncy
fast replies just before I popped the question! And here you are,
back again despite your boredom!
--
Flying Tadpole, purveyor of donuts to the messes!

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com


CANDChelp wrote:

It was short, sweet, and ended in a
deathly silence on the part of Bobsprit.

Very often "deathly" is just boredom.

RB

You lost, Donal
 

But Bobsprit! The boredom wasn't at all evident in your bouncy
fast replies just before I popped the question!

Bouncy? I was at the boat via a slower connection forcing me to pick and choose
replies and trolls.
I can't always bat 1000.

RB

You lost, Donal
 

CANDChelp wrote:

But Bobsprit! The boredom wasn't at all evident in your bouncy
fast replies just before I popped the question!

Bouncy? I was at the boat via a slower connection forcing me to pick and choose
replies and trolls.
I can't always bat 1000.

RB

That's not cricket.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

You lost, Donal
 

Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?





wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:12:16 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, I knew what the donut reference was. it's on 'the list'.



Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?




Don't forget TWO failed attempts at sailing the treacherous 25 miles
to Norwalk! Cripes, kids with a Sunfish could make that trip. They
wouldn't have to brag about it, either.

BB

You lost, Donal
 

Keeping a diary of another's behavior is a sure sign one is believing
what he knows not to be true.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?





wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:12:16 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, I knew what the donut reference was. it's on 'the list'.



Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?




Don't forget TWO failed attempts at sailing the treacherous 25 miles
to Norwalk! Cripes, kids with a Sunfish could make that trip. They
wouldn't have to brag about it, either.

BB

You lost, Donal
 

Well, sure but I , uh.....er, HUH?


"jlrogers" wrote in message
m...
Keeping a diary of another's behavior is a sure sign one is believing
what he knows not to be true.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?





wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:12:16 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, I knew what the donut reference was. it's on 'the list'.



Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?




Don't forget TWO failed attempts at sailing the treacherous 25 miles
to Norwalk! Cripes, kids with a Sunfish could make that trip. They
wouldn't have to brag about it, either.

BB

You lost, Donal
 

Think of the last no good, lying bitch with whom you were in love. You
knew she was lying, you caught her enough at it, but she sill managed to
bam-boozel her way out, until you were keeping notes on what she said
and then you got the knife and.... oh never mind.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Well, sure but I , uh.....er, HUH?


"jlrogers" wrote in message
m...
Keeping a diary of another's behavior is a sure sign one is
believing
what he knows not to be true.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?





wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:12:16 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, I knew what the donut reference was. it's on 'the list'.



Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?




Don't forget TWO failed attempts at sailing the treacherous 25
miles
to Norwalk! Cripes, kids with a Sunfish could make that trip.
They
wouldn't have to brag about it, either.

BB

You lost, Donal
 

you're divorced, I take it?

SV

"jlrogers" wrote in message
m...
Think of the last no good, lying bitch with whom you were in love. You
knew she was lying, you caught her enough at it, but she sill managed to
bam-boozel her way out, until you were keeping notes on what she said
and then you got the knife and.... oh never mind.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Well, sure but I , uh.....er, HUH?


"jlrogers" wrote in message
m...
Keeping a diary of another's behavior is a sure sign one is
believing
what he knows not to be true.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?





wrote in message
...
On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 11:12:16 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

No, I knew what the donut reference was. it's on 'the list'.



Block Island trip?

75 miles out to sea?

Donut?

LIS race?

Nowalk?




Don't forget TWO failed attempts at sailing the treacherous 25
miles
to Norwalk! Cripes, kids with a Sunfish could make that trip.
They
wouldn't have to brag about it, either.

BB

You lost, Donal
 

Think of the last no good, lying bitch with whom you were in love. You
knew she was lying, you caught her enough at it, but she sill managed to
bam-boozel her way out, until you were keeping notes on what she said
and then you got the knife and.... oh never mind.


Whoa, Jer....you gotta pick better women...where'd you find someone like that???

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

You lost, Donal
 

Think of the last no good, lying bitch with whom you were in love.

Scotty sips his Thunderbird and thinks fondly of Ganzy.

RB

You lost, Donal
 

What can I say? Met her through my work. She was an executive with a
very large company, brilliant in her field, a former ballet dancer. She
was a 90 knot wind heeling me over, and driving me forward. I knew I
should bare up, strike my sails, launch a drogue, raise a storm sail,
and ride it out. But oh no, not me. I took in a couple of reefs and
rode the waves. The wind, however, kept shifting until I was driving on
a lee shore with rigging and masts over the side. The wreck, it was not
a pretty one.

Turns out she was a morphine addict. And I thought I had lost my mind.




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Think of the last no good, lying bitch with whom you were in love.
You
knew she was lying, you caught her enough at it, but she sill managed
to
bam-boozel her way out, until you were keeping notes on what she said
and then you got the knife and.... oh never mind.


Whoa, Jer....you gotta pick better women...where'd you find someone
like that???

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

You lost, Donal
 

"jlrogers" wrote in message
...
What can I say? Met her through my work. She was an executive with a
very large company, brilliant in her field, a former ballet dancer. She
was a 90 knot wind heeling me over, and driving me forward. I knew I
should bare up, strike my sails, launch a drogue, raise a storm sail,
and ride it out. But oh no, not me. I took in a couple of reefs and
rode the waves. The wind, however, kept shifting until I was driving on
a lee shore with rigging and masts over the side. The wreck, it was not
a pretty one.

Turns out she was a morphine addict. And I thought I had lost my mind.


Was there an age difference?


Regards


Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

Turns out she was a morphine addict. And I thought I had lost my mind.

That's a sad, sad story Jer. You'll do better next time. Maybe the next one will have a meth habit....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

You lost, Donal
 

"jlrogers" wrote in message
om...
I was seven years older.



Ok, I was probably barking up the wrong tree.


Bad luck..... Don't give up. They're lousy drivers, but they have sooo
much to offer in other respects.



Regards

Donal
--

You lost, Donal
 

But now you're back?

Cheers MC

jlrogers wrote:
What can I say? Met her through my work. She was an executive with a
very large company, brilliant in her field, a former ballet dancer. She
was a 90 knot wind heeling me over, and driving me forward. I knew I
should bare up, strike my sails, launch a drogue, raise a storm sail,
and ride it out. But oh no, not me. I took in a couple of reefs and
rode the waves. The wind, however, kept shifting until I was driving on
a lee shore with rigging and masts over the side. The wreck, it was not
a pretty one.

Turns out she was a morphine addict. And I thought I had lost my mind.




"katysails" wrote in message
...

Think of the last no good, lying bitch with whom you were in love.

You

knew she was lying, you caught her enough at it, but she sill managed

to

bam-boozel her way out, until you were keeping notes on what she said
and then you got the knife and.... oh never mind.


Whoa, Jer....you gotta pick better women...where'd you find someone

like that???

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

relax

and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

You lost, Donal
 

"jlrogers" wrote in message
...
What can I say? Met her through my work. She was an executive with a
very large company, brilliant in her field, a former ballet dancer. She
was a 90 knot wind heeling me over, and driving me forward. I knew I
should bare up, strike my sails, launch a drogue, raise a storm sail,
and ride it out. But oh no, not me. I took in a couple of reefs and
rode the waves. The wind, however, kept shifting until I was driving on
a lee shore with rigging and masts over the side. The wreck, it was not
a pretty one.


Why didn't you start your motor? Did you have insurance on the boat?

Scotty

You lost, Donal
 

She was not unacquainted with speedballs.

Man, the worst kind of addict...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

You lost, Donal
 

Turns out she was a morphine addict. And I thought I had lost my mind.

"Garbage people often attract junk."

-Courtney Love


RB

You lost, Donal
 

On Booby's Maturity

I prefer the rumbling of a diesel,
Even the stink of gasoline,
To the flatulence of the rectal,
Or the prattle of preteen.

--

jlrogers±³©

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Turns out she was a morphine addict. And I thought I had lost my
mind.

"Garbage people often attract junk."

-Courtney Love


RB

You lost, Donal
 

Another great line from Captain Yellow Beard, "Your mother was a liar!
That's what I liked about her!"
Scout

"jlrogers" wrote
Think of the last no good, lying bitch with whom you were in love.