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Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
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Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Well, there's more evidence - the seeds of an opera no less!
Scene: Bertie is sitting in the billabong playing (Stage left). He is very dirty. Bunyip household (kitchen, two beds) is stage right. Chorus is sitting either side of the stage area or in front. Mr Bunyip is reading the paper. Cast: Mr and Mrs Bunyip and the three Bunyip Children; assorted fairies, fishes, narrator and chorus. .................................................. ........................... ......... Mrs Bunyip: (Hugging two children) I just can't work it out. I've got three children. Two are just lovely, then there's Bertie!. Just look at him. What a mess! Mr. Bunyip (looking up from his newspaper). Well, two out of three ain't bad! Song 1 (Chorus). Bertie Bunyip Our Bertie Bunyip's very bad, as bad as bad can be, He will not eat his dinner, and he will not eat his tea. He sits all day in the billabong poking faces as his mother, He bites his little sister and he kicks his little brother. His mother says, I really don't know what to do with Bertie! His hands are always filthy and his face is always dirty, He never brushes that hair of his or even washes his face Do you know what I think about Bertie? He's a disgrace to the Bunyip Race! A disgrace! A disgrace! A disgrace to the Bunyip Race! .................................................. .................... Mrs. Bunyip: Actually, he seems to prefer water to land. I just can't understand it! Where did I go wrong? Fairies: You didn't go wrong Mrs Bunyip. Bertie did. Song 4 (Fairies). Well Well "Well, well," replied the fairies And they gave their wands a swish. "If he's all that fond of the water then We'll turn him into a FISH!" "Oh! Dear me," screamed Bertie, Now I am in trouble, Where have all my legs gone, And he blew a little bubble. Then Bertie wept a little tear And cried a little bit. I'm not a fish yelled Bertie, You know I'm a Bun YIP! The book includes score, song sheets, production hints and alternate endings (for Christmas and easter).The accompanying tape has vocals and accompaniments for all twelve songs in the play "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
It seems puppets are involved: http://www.tvacres.com/puppets_bertiebunyip.htm http://members.fortunecity.com/mindzwarped/p11.htm But this gives it away: http://www.blippie.org.uk/night_bertie_bunyip_died.htm A sea shanty----------- (To the tune of that famous sea shanty "The Night Pat Murphy Died") The night that Bertie Bunyip died is a night I'll never forget The AAS boys got loaded drunk and they ain't got sober yet As long as the hamster was passed around Tarver was feeling gay Bill Mulcahy came with the bagpipes some music for to play! That's how they showed their respect for Bertie Bunyip That's how they showed their honour and their pride After post after post after post after post there wouldn't be another But ev'ry byte of bandwidth was filled on the night Bertie Bunyip died As Ladypilot sat in the corner pouring out her grief Ralphie's sock puppet gang came tearing down the street They went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole Stories of T-birds, Beamers, imaginary jobs were the stories that they told! That's how they showed their respect for Bertie Bunyip That's how they showed their honour and their pride After post after post after post after post there wouldn't be another But ev'ry byte of bandwidth was filled on the night Bertie Bunyip died We homebuilt him the finest coffin from RAH wood Lined with the skins of George Booth and Paul Good' What airline he was with was a secret he'd never tell And he took the secret of Flt 800 on his journey down to hell! That's how they showed their respect for Bertie Bunyip, That's how they showed their honour and their pride After post after post after post after post there wouldn't be another But ev'ry byte of bandwidth was filled on the night Bertie Bunyip died At 2 o'clock in the morning we took him to his grave The Brits were his bearers: Ramp Rat, Blippie and Limey Dave We stopped the clocks so LJ & the FBI couldn't tell the time And at a quarter after two we argued it was nine! That's how they showed their respect for Bertie Bunyip, That's how they showed their honour and their pride After post after post after post after post there wouldn't be another But ev'ry byte of bandwidth was filled on the night Bertie Bunyip died They stopped the hearse on a 'Bama street outside some sad saloon Opposite in the gutter lay some deluded old buffoon There wasn't a word; there wasn't a shriek; just a drunken groan To indicate the puffball was none other than Ralph Livingston! That's how they showed their respect for Bertie Bunyip, That's how they showed their honour and their pride After post after post after post after post there wouldn't be another But ev'ry byte of bandwidth was filled on the night Bertie Bunyip died The congregation gave him a service that was fit Presiding over it was Grasso, Mazor and Ralph Nesbitt They staggered up to the graveyard all solemn and sublime They got there and they realised they'd left Bertie's corpse behind! That's how they showed their respect for Bertie Bunyip, That's how they showed their honour and their pride After post after post after post after post there wouldn't be another But ev'ry byte of bandwidth was filled on the night Bertie Bunyip died I believe there's more than just the wag of a Tadpole's tale in this! "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Could it be Jax? MC? Tadpole? A guy from Philadelphia? Puppets, sea shanties, Ozland, NZ - there's just too much evidence! http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydispl...storyid=168119 Offensive intruder poisons chat lines 12.01.2001 By MICHAEL FOREMAN Local internet service providers may consider blocking an American from taking part in online discussions following one of the worst cases of "flaming" seen in this country. A mysterious figure calling himself "Bertie the Bunyip" has upset local Usenet newsgroups after a bizarre campaign that has included posting fake photographs of a topless Queen Mother. If someone burst into a cafe or pub and started yelling obscenities and abusing everyone in sight, you might expect the manager to throw them out or call the police. But neither of these remedies is available to the newsgroup users, who are desperate to rid themselves of what is known on the internet as a "troll." Trolls get their kicks from baiting other people using online discussion forums. "Bertie the Bunyip" is believed to be a commercial pilot living in the United States. He claims to have been similarly hounding newsgroups in the United States for three years, despite complaints to the FBI and a libel action against him. After local users unwisely responded to his taunts, the Bunyip's replies soon spread to the nz.comp and nz.politics newsgroups. New Zealand politicians - including some ministers - are believed to use the politics group. In the past few days, the American has paralysed the most popular of the local forums, nz.general, which is read by up to 50,000 people. Bunyip's antics have prompted some users to stop using the newsgroups. Bunyip changes his identity characteristics every 30 or 40 posts, so it is difficult to check him using e-mail or newsreader software blocked senders' lists. David Farrar, a newsgroup user and information technology adviser to National Party leader Jenny Shipley, described the "flame" war as the worst outbreak of its kind he had seen on New Zealand discussion groups. Applying sanctions against Usenet users could be extremely difficult, said Mr Farrar. Bunyip has been using a Seattle-based newsgroup service called Altopia, which has a liberal policy on what it will allow. "One of the problems of newsgroups is that they are about as close to anarchy as anything can get," he said. "If you get a person going rogue, as this Bertie the Bunyip has, you would normally complain to their internet service provider. "Unless it is causing actual harm, they don't see it as their job to police it." Xtra systems support specialist Richard Stevenson said he could easily filter the messages from Xtra's news server - one of several providing Usenet feeds in New Zealand. But he would not decide to do so himself. Mr Stevenson said he had not yet had to remove individual posts but had occasionally, at the request of the Department of Internal Affairs, blocked newsgroups that were related to child pornography. He was not concerned about Bunyip's rights to freedom of speech. "He's got to get it into his skull that [news servers] are private property." Mr Farrar believed that if Bunyip persisted for more than a couple of weeks, local internet service providers might agree to remove him from New Zealand servers. But it was more likely that Bunyip would disappear quite quickly if ignored. "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Apologies for the reply delay, but you should have been earlier
starting, Gilligan, I would have stayed at th computer in my insomniac state. Certainly you've alerted me to a wealth of material here, well not so much a wealth as a pawnbroker's loan, but material nonetheless. BTW get your spellcheck fixed, it's consistently spelling "faeces" as "faces". I don't think its the seeds of an opera; opera requires some depth, with at least one-dimensional plots, characters and emphases. Likewise not a soap opera, which needs at least a scrubber or two. But, like some of its leading characters, it might go down very well, in pantomime. I wait with anticipitation the appearance of old folk-derived favourites like "The grass-o grew green all around", and I'm sure even the adults in the audience, normally sitting numbed at the mindless drivel they're paying to inflict upon their children, yes, even the adults, feeling a certain moistness somewhere when the audience is asked that wonderful and much-loved question, "Do you believe in Bunyips?" Just one thing: you will need to convince me that this is in fact the Gilligan creativity coming to the fore, and that we have indeed discovered where the flying monkeys disappeared to, and that you didn't lift this whole idea off an old and tired LP. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com Gilligan wrote: Well, there's more evidence - the seeds of an opera no less! Scene: Bertie is sitting in the billabong playing (Stage left). He is very dirty. Bunyip household (kitchen, two beds) is stage right. Chorus is sitting either side of the stage area or in front. Mr Bunyip is reading the paper. Cast: Mr and Mrs Bunyip and the three Bunyip Children; assorted fairies, fishes, narrator and chorus. .................................................. .......................... ........ Mrs Bunyip: (Hugging two children) I just can't work it out. I've got three children. Two are just lovely, then there's Bertie!. Just look at him. What a mess! Mr. Bunyip (looking up from his newspaper). Well, two out of three ain't bad! Song 1 (Chorus). Bertie Bunyip Our Bertie Bunyip's very bad, as bad as bad can be, He will not eat his dinner, and he will not eat his tea. He sits all day in the billabong poking faces as his mother, He bites his little sister and he kicks his little brother. His mother says, I really don't know what to do with Bertie! His hands are always filthy and his face is always dirty, He never brushes that hair of his or even washes his face Do you know what I think about Bertie? He's a disgrace to the Bunyip Race! A disgrace! A disgrace! A disgrace to the Bunyip Race! .................................................. ................... Mrs. Bunyip: Actually, he seems to prefer water to land. I just can't understand it! Where did I go wrong? Fairies: You didn't go wrong Mrs Bunyip. Bertie did. Song 4 (Fairies). Well Well "Well, well," replied the fairies And they gave their wands a swish. "If he's all that fond of the water then We'll turn him into a FISH!" "Oh! Dear me," screamed Bertie, Now I am in trouble, Where have all my legs gone, And he blew a little bubble. Then Bertie wept a little tear And cried a little bit. I'm not a fish yelled Bertie, You know I'm a Bun YIP! The book includes score, song sheets, production hints and alternate endings (for Christmas and easter).The accompanying tape has vocals and accompaniments for all twelve songs in the play "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in Just one thing: you will need to convince me that this is in fact the Gilligan creativity coming to the fore, and that we have indeed discovered where the flying monkeys disappeared to, and that you didn't lift this whole idea off an old and tired LP. Not my writing. Found it on the internet, some kids thing. No tired LP's no LP player! The flying monkeys never left, they're just resting. Gilligan creativity currently in supression mode. I need inspiration. Gilligan wrote: Well, there's more evidence - the seeds of an opera no less! Scene: Bertie is sitting in the billabong playing (Stage left). He is very dirty. Bunyip household (kitchen, two beds) is stage right. Chorus is sitting either side of the stage area or in front. Mr Bunyip is reading the paper. Cast: Mr and Mrs Bunyip and the three Bunyip Children; assorted fairies, fishes, narrator and chorus. .................................................. ........................... ........ Mrs Bunyip: (Hugging two children) I just can't work it out. I've got three children. Two are just lovely, then there's Bertie!. Just look at him. What a mess! Mr. Bunyip (looking up from his newspaper). Well, two out of three ain't bad! Song 1 (Chorus). Bertie Bunyip Our Bertie Bunyip's very bad, as bad as bad can be, He will not eat his dinner, and he will not eat his tea. He sits all day in the billabong poking faces as his mother, He bites his little sister and he kicks his little brother. His mother says, I really don't know what to do with Bertie! His hands are always filthy and his face is always dirty, He never brushes that hair of his or even washes his face Do you know what I think about Bertie? He's a disgrace to the Bunyip Race! A disgrace! A disgrace! A disgrace to the Bunyip Race! .................................................. ................... Mrs. Bunyip: Actually, he seems to prefer water to land. I just can't understand it! Where did I go wrong? Fairies: You didn't go wrong Mrs Bunyip. Bertie did. Song 4 (Fairies). Well Well "Well, well," replied the fairies And they gave their wands a swish. "If he's all that fond of the water then We'll turn him into a FISH!" "Oh! Dear me," screamed Bertie, Now I am in trouble, Where have all my legs gone, And he blew a little bubble. Then Bertie wept a little tear And cried a little bit. I'm not a fish yelled Bertie, You know I'm a Bun YIP! The book includes score, song sheets, production hints and alternate endings (for Christmas and easter).The accompanying tape has vocals and accompaniments for all twelve songs in the play "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Don't we all.
"Gilligan" wrote in message arthlink.net... "Flying Tadpole" wrote in Just one thing: you will need to convince me that this is in fact the Gilligan creativity coming to the fore, and that we have indeed discovered where the flying monkeys disappeared to, and that you didn't lift this whole idea off an old and tired LP. Not my writing. Found it on the internet, some kids thing. No tired LP's no LP player! The flying monkeys never left, they're just resting. Gilligan creativity currently in supression mode. I need inspiration. Gilligan wrote: Well, there's more evidence - the seeds of an opera no less! Scene: Bertie is sitting in the billabong playing (Stage left). He is very dirty. Bunyip household (kitchen, two beds) is stage right. Chorus is sitting either side of the stage area or in front. Mr Bunyip is reading the paper. Cast: Mr and Mrs Bunyip and the three Bunyip Children; assorted fairies, fishes, narrator and chorus. .................................................. ....................... ..... ........ Mrs Bunyip: (Hugging two children) I just can't work it out. I've got three children. Two are just lovely, then there's Bertie!. Just look at him. What a mess! Mr. Bunyip (looking up from his newspaper). Well, two out of three ain't bad! Song 1 (Chorus). Bertie Bunyip Our Bertie Bunyip's very bad, as bad as bad can be, He will not eat his dinner, and he will not eat his tea. He sits all day in the billabong poking faces as his mother, He bites his little sister and he kicks his little brother. His mother says, I really don't know what to do with Bertie! His hands are always filthy and his face is always dirty, He never brushes that hair of his or even washes his face Do you know what I think about Bertie? He's a disgrace to the Bunyip Race! A disgrace! A disgrace! A disgrace to the Bunyip Race! .................................................. .................... Mrs. Bunyip: Actually, he seems to prefer water to land. I just can't understand it! Where did I go wrong? Fairies: You didn't go wrong Mrs Bunyip. Bertie did. Song 4 (Fairies). Well Well "Well, well," replied the fairies And they gave their wands a swish. "If he's all that fond of the water then We'll turn him into a FISH!" "Oh! Dear me," screamed Bertie, Now I am in trouble, Where have all my legs gone, And he blew a little bubble. Then Bertie wept a little tear And cried a little bit. I'm not a fish yelled Bertie, You know I'm a Bun YIP! The book includes score, song sheets, production hints and alternate endings (for Christmas and easter).The accompanying tape has vocals and accompaniments for all twelve songs in the play "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
-- The flying monkeys never left, they're just resting. Oh, poor tired things...did Katy wear them out chasing them across the 7 seas? katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Some days inspiration just won't come. My creative battery needs a
charge badly. I have done nothing worthy of note for a year now. I guess I need to fall in love. "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Well, i tried to offer a donut to Bobsprit in another thread, but he wasn't having any. jlrogers wrote: Don't we all. "Gilligan" wrote in message arthlink.net... I need inspiration. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
No, in the last panty raid one of your bloomers unfurled in the jet stream
and dragged the entire squadron across three states! "katysails" wrote in message ... -- The flying monkeys never left, they're just resting. Oh, poor tired things...did Katy wear them out chasing them across the 7 seas? katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
OK, lets design a little digital data transmitter powered by a small
solar cell for mast head mounting! Cheers MC Gilligan wrote: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in Just one thing: you will need to convince me that this is in fact the Gilligan creativity coming to the fore, and that we have indeed discovered where the flying monkeys disappeared to, and that you didn't lift this whole idea off an old and tired LP. Not my writing. Found it on the internet, some kids thing. No tired LP's no LP player! The flying monkeys never left, they're just resting. Gilligan creativity currently in supression mode. I need inspiration. Gilligan wrote: Well, there's more evidence - the seeds of an opera no less! Scene: Bertie is sitting in the billabong playing (Stage left). He is very dirty. Bunyip household (kitchen, two beds) is stage right. Chorus is sitting either side of the stage area or in front. Mr Bunyip is reading the paper. Cast: Mr and Mrs Bunyip and the three Bunyip Children; assorted fairies, fishes, narrator and chorus. .................................................. .......................... ........ Mrs Bunyip: (Hugging two children) I just can't work it out. I've got three children. Two are just lovely, then there's Bertie!. Just look at him. What a mess! Mr. Bunyip (looking up from his newspaper). Well, two out of three ain't bad! Song 1 (Chorus). Bertie Bunyip Our Bertie Bunyip's very bad, as bad as bad can be, He will not eat his dinner, and he will not eat his tea. He sits all day in the billabong poking faces as his mother, He bites his little sister and he kicks his little brother. His mother says, I really don't know what to do with Bertie! His hands are always filthy and his face is always dirty, He never brushes that hair of his or even washes his face Do you know what I think about Bertie? He's a disgrace to the Bunyip Race! A disgrace! A disgrace! A disgrace to the Bunyip Race! ............................................... ...................... Mrs. Bunyip: Actually, he seems to prefer water to land. I just can't understand it! Where did I go wrong? Fairies: You didn't go wrong Mrs Bunyip. Bertie did. Song 4 (Fairies). Well Well "Well, well," replied the fairies And they gave their wands a swish. "If he's all that fond of the water then We'll turn him into a FISH!" "Oh! Dear me," screamed Bertie, Now I am in trouble, Where have all my legs gone, And he blew a little bubble. Then Bertie wept a little tear And cried a little bit. I'm not a fish yelled Bertie, You know I'm a Bun YIP! The book includes score, song sheets, production hints and alternate endings (for Christmas and easter).The accompanying tape has vocals and accompaniments for all twelve songs in the play "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
No, in the last panty raid one of your bloomers unfurled in the jet stream and dragged the entire squadron across three states! Was wondering what ahppened to those. Were they the pink ones or the green ones? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
The Lizard of Oz
Attacking with mouth, his tongue is long, forked, and sticky. Kinky....you sure about that, Jerry? Maybe you really do need to fall in love. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Were the pink ones the faded port watch pair?
Cheers MC katysails wrote: No, in the last panty raid one of your bloomers unfurled in the jet stream and dragged the entire squadron across three states! Was wondering what ahppened to those. Were they the pink ones or the green ones? |
The Lizard of Oz
Hot reptile love, gag a maggot!
"katysails" wrote in message ... Attacking with mouth, his tongue is long, forked, and sticky. Kinky....you sure about that, Jerry? Maybe you really do need to fall in love. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Well I admit I don't understand the problem of stray RF -I thought the
idea was to generate as much as possible! How much better would it be and how does it balance (without a rudder)? Cheers MC Gilligan wrote: Actually MC, I was thinking about posting something creative and useful for sailors - such as an end fed sleeve dipole backstay antenna. It's balanced and has a tighter impedance range than the traditional HF backstay antenna. The radiation pattern is better, it's not as hard on the tuner and no ground is necessary. There's a lot less stray RF. You can build one for less than $50. I haven't seen one anywhere. What do you think? "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... OK, lets design a little digital data transmitter powered by a small solar cell for mast head mounting! Cheers MC Gilligan wrote: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in Just one thing: you will need to convince me that this is in fact the Gilligan creativity coming to the fore, and that we have indeed discovered where the flying monkeys disappeared to, and that you didn't lift this whole idea off an old and tired LP. Not my writing. Found it on the internet, some kids thing. No tired LP's no LP player! The flying monkeys never left, they're just resting. Gilligan creativity currently in supression mode. I need inspiration. Gilligan wrote: Well, there's more evidence - the seeds of an opera no less! Scene: Bertie is sitting in the billabong playing (Stage left). He is very dirty. Bunyip household (kitchen, two beds) is stage right. Chorus is sitting either side of the stage area or in front. Mr Bunyip is reading the paper. Cast: Mr and Mrs Bunyip and the three Bunyip Children; assorted fairies, fishes, narrator and chorus. .................................................. .......................... ........ Mrs Bunyip: (Hugging two children) I just can't work it out. I've got three children. Two are just lovely, then there's Bertie!. Just look at him. What a mess! Mr. Bunyip (looking up from his newspaper). Well, two out of three ain't bad! Song 1 (Chorus). Bertie Bunyip Our Bertie Bunyip's very bad, as bad as bad can be, He will not eat his dinner, and he will not eat his tea. He sits all day in the billabong poking faces as his mother, He bites his little sister and he kicks his little brother. His mother says, I really don't know what to do with Bertie! His hands are always filthy and his face is always dirty, He never brushes that hair of his or even washes his face Do you know what I think about Bertie? He's a disgrace to the Bunyip Race! A disgrace! A disgrace! A disgrace to the Bunyip Race! ............................................. ........................ Mrs. Bunyip: Actually, he seems to prefer water to land. I just can't understand it! Where did I go wrong? Fairies: You didn't go wrong Mrs Bunyip. Bertie did. Song 4 (Fairies). Well Well "Well, well," replied the fairies And they gave their wands a swish. "If he's all that fond of the water then We'll turn him into a FISH!" "Oh! Dear me," screamed Bertie, Now I am in trouble, Where have all my legs gone, And he blew a little bubble. Then Bertie wept a little tear And cried a little bit. I'm not a fish yelled Bertie, You know I'm a Bun YIP! The book includes score, song sheets, production hints and alternate endings (for Christmas and easter).The accompanying tape has vocals and accompaniments for all twelve songs in the play "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
I'm heading out right now, but I'll email you the design tomorrow. I came up
with it when you asked the tuner question a while back. I don't think I can make any money with it, but it is useful. "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... Well I admit I don't understand the problem of stray RF -I thought the idea was to generate as much as possible! How much better would it be and how does it balance (without a rudder)? Cheers MC Gilligan wrote: Actually MC, I was thinking about posting something creative and useful for sailors - such as an end fed sleeve dipole backstay antenna. It's balanced and has a tighter impedance range than the traditional HF backstay antenna. The radiation pattern is better, it's not as hard on the tuner and no ground is necessary. There's a lot less stray RF. You can build one for less than $50. I haven't seen one anywhere. What do you think? "The_navigator©" wrote in message ... OK, lets design a little digital data transmitter powered by a small solar cell for mast head mounting! Cheers MC Gilligan wrote: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in Just one thing: you will need to convince me that this is in fact the Gilligan creativity coming to the fore, and that we have indeed discovered where the flying monkeys disappeared to, and that you didn't lift this whole idea off an old and tired LP. Not my writing. Found it on the internet, some kids thing. No tired LP's no LP player! The flying monkeys never left, they're just resting. Gilligan creativity currently in supression mode. I need inspiration. Gilligan wrote: Well, there's more evidence - the seeds of an opera no less! Scene: Bertie is sitting in the billabong playing (Stage left). He is very dirty. Bunyip household (kitchen, two beds) is stage right. Chorus is sitting either side of the stage area or in front. Mr Bunyip is reading the paper. Cast: Mr and Mrs Bunyip and the three Bunyip Children; assorted fairies, fishes, narrator and chorus. .................................................. ........................... ........ Mrs Bunyip: (Hugging two children) I just can't work it out. I've got three children. Two are just lovely, then there's Bertie!. Just look at him. What a mess! Mr. Bunyip (looking up from his newspaper). Well, two out of three ain't bad! Song 1 (Chorus). Bertie Bunyip Our Bertie Bunyip's very bad, as bad as bad can be, He will not eat his dinner, and he will not eat his tea. He sits all day in the billabong poking faces as his mother, He bites his little sister and he kicks his little brother. His mother says, I really don't know what to do with Bertie! His hands are always filthy and his face is always dirty, He never brushes that hair of his or even washes his face Do you know what I think about Bertie? He's a disgrace to the Bunyip Race! A disgrace! A disgrace! A disgrace to the Bunyip Race! ............................................. ........................ Mrs. Bunyip: Actually, he seems to prefer water to land. I just can't understand it! Where did I go wrong? Fairies: You didn't go wrong Mrs Bunyip. Bertie did. Song 4 (Fairies). Well Well "Well, well," replied the fairies And they gave their wands a swish. "If he's all that fond of the water then We'll turn him into a FISH!" "Oh! Dear me," screamed Bertie, Now I am in trouble, Where have all my legs gone, And he blew a little bubble. Then Bertie wept a little tear And cried a little bit. I'm not a fish yelled Bertie, You know I'm a Bun YIP! The book includes score, song sheets, production hints and alternate endings (for Christmas and easter).The accompanying tape has vocals and accompaniments for all twelve songs in the play "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: http://www.pibburns.com/cryptost/bunyip.htm You will note, Mr Gilligan, that the bunyip description lays much stress on "evil spirit", "bunyip's loud bellowing", "emerges at night principally to prey on women and children". In contrast, a Tadpole is neither mythical, nor so uncivilised. There is no relationship whatsoever. ((And meanwhile, Gilligan singing "A Heart That's Golden" in praise of Capt Neal has reached No 64 on the mp3.com easy-listening chart for Oceania!)) -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
Were the pink ones the faded port watch pair? No...the pink ones had little Bo Peep on them... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
The Lizard of Oz
Hot reptile love, gag a maggot! Maybe the guy with the iguana wife would be interested? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
The Lizard of Oz
She won't go for fresh maggots she's got DT's.
Cheers MC katysails wrote: Hot reptile love, gag a maggot! Maybe the guy with the iguana wife would be interested? |
The Lizard of Oz
Damn! Why didn't _I_ think of that line?
The navigator© wrote: She won't go for fresh maggots she's got DT's. Cheers MC katysails wrote: Hot reptile love, gag a maggot! Maybe the guy with the iguana wife would be interested? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace! http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
The Lizard of Oz
I fear DT will never read it.
Cheers MC Flying Tadpole wrote: Damn! Why didn't _I_ think of that line? The navigator© wrote: She won't go for fresh maggots she's got DT's. Cheers MC katysails wrote: Hot reptile love, gag a maggot! Maybe the guy with the iguana wife would be interested? |
The Lizard of Oz
I fear DT will never read it.
I fear he will and then we'll have to get rid of him again. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
The Lizard of Oz
drunk Mooron
oxymoron? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Do Tadpoles evolve into Bunyips? Or devolve?
You'll have to wait and see.
I can pretty much gauruntee you'll have time to find out. Bertie |
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