That would mean so much more coming from someone who didn't have a weight
problem, high cholesterol and a bad heart like yourself. Not only are you
not in the competition.... you're too lame to judge let alone afford the
ambulance to cart your carcass and oxygen tank to the arena. Give it up
Jerry... go back to your normal position of couch potato.... leave
competition to the healthy and robust.

CM

"jlrogers" wrote in message
igy.com...
| It's about time you gave it up. You have been soundly defeated. Gilligan
has thrashed you senseless. Give up the dope smoking,
| drinking, and dallying. Get in shape for gods' sake and quit embarrassing
yourself.
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Oh Yeah!.... that too!
|
| CM
|
| "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| ...
| | You forgot 'outbluster'.
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| | You're known for betting on nags and lame horses.... Mountain
Monkey
| is a
| | more apt description of that frail and effeminate hermit called
| Gilligan. I
| | still can hold my breath at depth for 3 minutes..... I can split a
| grape at
| | twenty paces with an ax and surgically remove the wings of a fly at
30
| paces
| | with a bow and arrow. I've killed a bear in hand to hand combat
[okay I
| had
| | a bush pick] and put the run to many with canoe paddle and switch.
I've
| | handled sled dogs that were known man killers and satisfied wild
women
| that
| | were known man eaters. I can out drink, out fight, out shoot, out
| wrestle,
| | out track, out hunt, out chop, out sail, out swim, out cuss, out
lie
| and
| | out dance Gilligan any day, any time, any where.
| |
| | Just send me the money... you've already lost your wager Bubba!
| |
| | CM
| |
| |
| | "Simple Simon" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | I'll put my money on Gilligan. He is a mountain man and
| | | one does not mess with a mountain man. Even the grizzlies
| | | fear Gilligan's breed. Gilligan can function in thin air at
| | | altitudes that would cause you to embolize and pass out the
| | | instant minute you got out of bed. Your lungs are incapacitated
| | | by sludge and tar from smoking all that dope and your
| | | brain function is clearly diminished as well for you to even
| | | think about challenging a manly man such as Gilligan.
| | |
| | | Give it up before you are ripped limb from limb.
| | |
| | |
| | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| | |
| | | "Gilligan" wrote in message
| | | rthlink.net...
| | | | I'd snap your arm right off. Axe toss, easy. How about
shooting a
| 90
| | pound
| | | | draw bow fem boy?
| | |
| | | The only thing snapping would be your tendons and I doubt you
could
| hit
| | the
| | | broad side of an outhouse when locked inside. 90 lb draw bow....
is
| that
| | why
| | | you wear the green tights... to get one of the large limber
wristed
| | | lumberjacks in your area to draw it for you?
| | |
| | | | You are weak and in inferior shape, especially for your age.
You
| are a
| | | | product of the Canadian health care system, which coddles the
| weak. In
| | | | America only the strong or rich survive! My god! I can see
| reflectors
| | and
| | | | brake cables on your bicycle - you are a girly boy!!!
| | |
| | | In your dreams..... I use the health system once or twice a
year
| for
| | annual
| | | check ups and certifications. I'm 180 lbs of cat like muscle
with
| the
| | | endurance of a rabid sled dog and the tenacity of a Wolverine.
| Americans
| | are
| | | the most obese and poorly conditioned of the humans on this
planet.
| I
| | still
| | | free dive to 40 feet and row 10 miles without exertion.
| | |
| | | The loser... that would be you Gilly... will have to load a
pickup
| with
| | | manure ... by hand... while wearing a pink dress. I realize this
is
| a
| | common
| | | thing for you but I'm feeling benevolent.
| | |
| | | CM
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
| |
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|
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|

That would mean so much more coming from someone who didn't have a weight
problem, high cholesterol and a ...etc...

But Jerry has some good points...His poetry is a close second for Taddy's, he has a sense of humor, and he tries hard.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

But, does he have a boat?


"katysails" wrote in message ...
That would mean so much more coming from someone who didn't have a weight
problem, high cholesterol and a ...etc...

But Jerry has some good points...His poetry is a close second for Taddy's, he has a sense of humor, and he tries hard.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

But, does he have a boat?

I thought he bought one last year....ownership does not a sailor make....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

and he's not afraid to show his feminine side.

SV

"katysails" wrote

But Jerry has some good points...His poetry is a close second for Taddy's,
he has a sense of humor, and he tries hard.

and he's not afraid to show his feminine side.

Well, neither are you...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Yeah.... Jerry is OK by me.... kind of like Ganz..... but with a
personality.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
| But Jerry has some good points...His poetry is a close second for Taddy's,
he has a sense of humor, and he tries hard.