I need some help.
 

Those clever Australians have invented a hair removal product called
Nads. Amazing but true!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:
Can you say "no speakie de English"?

It's "No habla Ingles" Maybe you should learn a little Espanol...no es deficil a hable Espanol un poco....I thpought only women
of Eastern European heritage with testesterone problems sprouted moustaches....You could always take along some "Nair" on the
first date....

Then, there are a large number of Jewish women

Probably best to leave them alone...there is nothing you could do that would make them happy...you would only offend them....

there is no such thing
as a conservative teacher

Not true...there are many conservative teachers....you just haven't put any effort into fidning them....

I was thinking about asking you if
you knew any suitable, single and unencumbered
woman

Yes, I do know quite a few and I certainly wouldn't do something as nasty as that to any of them...I wouldn't even introduce you
to my gay men friends....

I need some help.
 

Can you say "no speakie de English"?

It's "No habla Ingles" Maybe you should learn a little Espanol...no es deficil a hable Espanol un poco....I thpought only women
of Eastern European heritage with testesterone problems sprouted moustaches....You could always take along some "Nair" on the
first date....

Then, there are a large number of Jewish women

Probably best to leave them alone...there is nothing you could do that would make them happy...you would only offend them....

there is no such thing
as a conservative teacher

Not true...there are many conservative teachers....you just haven't put any effort into fidning them....

I was thinking about asking you if
you knew any suitable, single and unencumbered
woman

Yes, I do know quite a few and I certainly wouldn't do something as nasty as that to any of them...I wouldn't even introduce you
to my gay men friends....




--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I need some help.
 

Now that I would love to hear! Hahahahhahahahahah

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:
That reminds me there is a college football team
from called the Northern Arizona Demons.

The cheerleaders' favorite cheer is "Go NADs, Go NADs, Go NADs"


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

Those clever Australians have invented a hair removal product called
Nads. Amazing but true!

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:

Can you say "no speakie de English"?

It's "No habla Ingles" Maybe you should learn a little Espanol...no es deficil a hable Espanol un poco....I thpought only

women

of Eastern European heritage with testesterone problems sprouted moustaches....You could always take along some "Nair" on

the

first date....

Then, there are a large number of Jewish women

Probably best to leave them alone...there is nothing you could do that would make them happy...you would only offend

them....

there is no such thing
as a conservative teacher

Not true...there are many conservative teachers....you just haven't put any effort into fidning them....

I was thinking about asking you if
you knew any suitable, single and unencumbered
woman

Yes, I do know quite a few and I certainly wouldn't do something as nasty as that to any of them...I wouldn't even introduce

you

to my gay men friends....

I need some help.
 

It's a good way to remove foreign objects from male's eyes (I suspect).

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:
Those clever Australians have invented a hair removal product called
Nads

We have that here, too....I thought if I suggested that product, though, that he might try using it on his own...

I need some help.
 

Those clever Australians have invented a hair removal product called
Nads

We have that here, too....I thought if I suggested that product, though, that he might try using it on his own...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I need some help.
 

On Sun, 20 Jul 2003 19:53:58 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

move Mt. Rushmore to Connecticut
You obviously don't know what the local zoning boards are like around here.

They'd prefer Chief Crazy Horse?
They'd prefer it in someone else's backyard.

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

I need some help.
 

It's a good way to remove foreign objects from male's eyes (I suspect).

No comment is comment enough...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I need some help.
 

They'd prefer it in someone else's backyard.

Picky of them....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I need some help.
 

On Sun, 20 Jul 2003 18:00:17 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:


Like all females they require the illusion you can be molded to
what they want...

Pile of crap...men are what they are...women should find what they want..trying to change men is a uselss exercise in
futility...might as well try to move Mt. Rushmore to Connecticutt with a tablespoon....

You're the first woman I heard of that actually realizes that.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

I need some help.
 

She's the first women you've ever listened to.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 20 Jul 2003 18:00:17 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:


Like all females they require the illusion you can be molded to
what they want...

Pile of crap...men are what they are...women should find what they
want..trying to change men is a uselss exercise in
futility...might as well try to move Mt. Rushmore to Connecticutt with a
tablespoon....

You're the first woman I heard of that actually realizes that.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!