Sailor-Failers!
 

Why do you have to be such a jerk? Just because somebody has a job doesn't
make them a loser.

No one is a loser unless YOU feel that you are. Name calling means nothing
until YOU respond.
Calling ganzy "gay" means nothing, except that we know he responds to every gay
accusation, making his gayness very obvious. Scotty, Loco, Steve....all the
same deal. They're all on the edge of sanity with their miserable lives, boats
and sexually barren wives.
If you or any of these sub-humans had some self worth, you wouldn't be my
simple minded prey.
"Prey" is too good a word for the sailor-failers here! You're all broken
Slinky's, year-old Silly Putty behind the radiator, delaminated tillers,
crushed fenders, Etch O' Sketches with one broken knob! Bwahahahaha!
And that's a fact, LOSER!

Bwahahahahahaha!

Capt RB
C&C 32
NY

Sailor-Failers!
 

"If you or any of these sub-humans had some self worth, you wouldn't be my
simple minded prey."

Bob, do you have to be so cruel?

Sailor-Failers!
 

"If you or any of these sub-humans had some self worth, you wouldn't be my
simple minded prey."

Bob, do you have to be so cruel?


"Simple pain is our best teacher."

-Anal Sex and Women-1987

Sailor-Failers!
 

Really Bob it's like stepping out onto an elementary school playground and
boxing with a 6th grade girl.

No matter how hard you hit her she's not going to get better at boxing.

I can understand you making fun of those who can challenge and sometimes
defeat you but putting these fish into a blender may be a bit much.

So how's your charter scheme going? Have you figured out how to depreciate
the full market value of the boat as a business, gain income as a charter
and then deduct it again as a second home? You may consider mortgaging the
boat. You'll have cash in hand and a bigger business write off. With some
ingenuity you'll garner about 8 times what you paid for the boat in tax
write offs and income. Here's a tip, use the NY registration for one set of
books, the documented name for another. If you do it correctly, you'll be
sailing a Swan in three or four years! Now that is something to really brag
about. With a nice big Swan in your clutches you could fit many models on
the boat, even rent it out to modelling agencies for photo shoots! Good luck
on your enterprise!

Sailor-Failers!
 

So how's your charter scheme going? Have you figured out how to depreciate
the full market value of the boat as a business,

As Alien was the 1st of the three boats, we're really busy getting the other
two ready for business. The Ericson needed a repower and the Catalina 34 needed
new windows. No big deal since we paid 28K for both boats. We're also looking
hard at a very low cost Beneteau 35, but she already suffered as a charter boat
and didn't hold up very well.
By next season we'll be in full swing, but I won't buy a Swan for these waters!

RB

Sailor-Failers!
 

Here's a tip, use the NY registration for one set of
books, the documented name for another.

We finally got the reggie last Friday, so I'm expecting the doc any day now.

RB

Sailor-Failers!
 

Bobsprit wrote:

Why do you have to be such a jerk? Just because somebody has a job doesn't
make them a loser.


Out of purely academic interest, what post did this quote come
from? It doesn't appear to have shown on my server.

Flyin tadpole

Sailor-Failers!
 

Spare us...Commode Bobsprit indeed. ANd what are you doing out
of your breeding pensin broad daylight, Gilligan?

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

It sounds like you are well one your way to a truly envious lifestyle. Well
done!

So shall you be addressed as "Commodore" or "Admiral" rather than "Captain"?

How many models can you fit on all those boats?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Here's a tip, use the NY registration for one set of
books, the documented name for another.

We finally got the reggie last Friday, so I'm expecting the doc any day
now.

RB

Sailor-Failers!
 

Considering Bob's recent quote from a text titled "Anal Sex and Women".... I
would suggest Rear Commodore.

CM

"Gilligan" wrote in message
link.net...
| It sounds like you are well one your way to a truly envious lifestyle.
Well
| done!
|
| So shall you be addressed as "Commodore" or "Admiral" rather than
"Captain"?
|
| How many models can you fit on all those boats?
|
|
|
| "Bobsprit" wrote in message
| ...
| Here's a tip, use the NY registration for one set of
| books, the documented name for another.
|
| We finally got the reggie last Friday, so I'm expecting the doc any day
| now.
|
| RB
|
|
|

Sailor-Failers!
 

I think Commodore Bobsprit has a ring to it. A clear, crisp ring devoid of
harmonic distortion - just like Pavlov's bell.
I'm still in my pen. It's going to 100F today, ozone alert and I actually
have a little bit of work to do here in the office. When it cools down I'll
be back out trying to kill myself again.
Isn't everything burning up down there? Hasn't the Murray run dry? Have you
considered moving to New Zealand? I heard it's the most lovely part of
Australia.



"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Spare us...Commode Bobsprit indeed. ANd what are you doing out
of your breeding pensin broad daylight, Gilligan?

Flying Tadpole

Gilligan wrote:

It sounds like you are well one your way to a truly envious lifestyle.
Well
done!

So shall you be addressed as "Commodore" or "Admiral" rather than
"Captain"?

How many models can you fit on all those boats?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Here's a tip, use the NY registration for one set of
books, the documented name for another.

We finally got the reggie last Friday, so I'm expecting the doc any
day
now.

RB