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Bobsprit July 14th 03 07:54 PM

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Well, dispite the gloomy weather...I've off for a sail with the girls!

Enjoy your Odays, engine controls and jobs, LOSERS!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Ghost July 15th 03 01:29 PM

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Why do you have to be such a jerk? Just because somebody has a job doesn't
make them a loser.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, dispite the gloomy weather...I've off for a sail with the girls!

Enjoy your Odays, engine controls and jobs, LOSERS!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB





Jonathan Ganz July 15th 03 07:41 PM

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Haven't you heard the story about the scorpion and the fox?

Seems that one day a scorpion wanted to cross a river, but
scorpions don't swim. Spying a fox, he approached the fox
and asked for a lift across on the fox's back. But, the fox
said, "Why should I do this for you? Surely, if I let you climb
on my back, you would sting me and I would die."

The scorpion replied, "But, this won't happen. If I sting you,
we would both drown in the river."

The fox thought about this and decided that the scorpion's
logic was sound, so he allowed the scorpion to to climb onto
his back and started off across the river.

About half way across, the scorpion stung the fox. The fox
cried out with his dying breath, "Why did you do this? We
will both drown in the river!" And, the scorpion replied, "It's
my nature."

"Ghost" wrote in message
.. .
Why do you have to be such a jerk? Just because somebody has a job

doesn't
make them a loser.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, dispite the gloomy weather...I've off for a sail with the girls!

Enjoy your Odays, engine controls and jobs, LOSERS!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB







Jonathan Ganz July 15th 03 10:44 PM

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Great story! Very funny! I'm glad you took the time and
effort to be funny. We were all thinking that closet gays
have absolutely no sense of humor. You've proved us wrong.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

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Haven't you heard the story about Ganz and Bobsprit?

Seems that one day Ganz wanted to cross a river, but
Ganz can't swim. Spying Bobsprit in a canoe, he approached
and asked for a lift across in the canoe . But, Booby
said, "Why should I do this for you? Surely, if I let you climb
into my canoe, you would f**k me in the ass."

Ganz replied, "But, this won't happen. If I do that,
it would mean I'm a faggot."

Bobsprit thought about this and decided that

Ganz's logic was sound, so he allowed Ganz to to climb into
the back of the canoe and they started off across the river.

About half way across, Ganz f**ked Booby in the ass. Booby
cried out in delight and surprise, "Why did you do this to me?"
And, Ganz replied, "It's the nature of a fag to lie."



The moral of the story is BOTH Booby and Ganz are homos.



"Ghost" wrote in message
.. .
Why do you have to be such a jerk? Just because somebody has a job

doesn't
make them a loser.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, dispite the gloomy weather...I've off for a sail with the

girls!

Enjoy your Odays, engine controls and jobs, LOSERS!!!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB











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