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Bobsprit July 14th 03 11:15 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
19 year old Irene was never on a sailboat before, but she got the hang of
things quick, watching the windex and keeping Alien on a nice reach while the
rest of us relaxed. In this pick, she just completed her 1st tack.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/irenesails.jpg

RB

Pony Express July 14th 03 11:23 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
Watching the windex? Don't you have tells on your sails?
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
19 year old Irene was never on a sailboat before, but she got the hang of
things quick, watching the windex and keeping Alien on a nice reach while

the
rest of us relaxed. In this pick, she just completed her 1st tack.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/irenesails.jpg

RB



Bobsprit July 14th 03 11:29 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
Watching the windex? Don't you have tells on your sails?

Of course. Don't you have a windex and ap. wind indicator?

RB

Pony Express July 14th 03 11:30 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
Oh, sorry.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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sails?

"Pony Express" wrote in message
...
Watching the windex? Don't you have tells on your sails?
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
19 year old Irene was never on a sailboat before, but she got the hang

of
things quick, watching the windex and keeping Alien on a nice reach

while
the
rest of us relaxed. In this pick, she just completed her 1st tack.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/irenesails.jpg

RB






Scott Vernon July 14th 03 11:31 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
sails?

"Pony Express" wrote in message
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Watching the windex? Don't you have tells on your sails?
--
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
19 year old Irene was never on a sailboat before, but she got the hang

of
things quick, watching the windex and keeping Alien on a nice reach

while
the
rest of us relaxed. In this pick, she just completed her 1st tack.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/irenesails.jpg

RB





Scott Vernon July 14th 03 11:38 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
she appears to be praying, or looking for lightning. Maybe praying for
lightning.

"Pony Express" wrote in message
...
Watching the windex? Don't you have tells on your sails?
--
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
19 year old Irene was never on a sailboat before, but she got the hang

of
things quick, watching the windex and keeping Alien on a nice reach

while
the
rest of us relaxed. In this pick, she just completed her 1st tack.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/irenesails.jpg

RB





Bobsprit July 14th 03 11:40 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
Not on the JY. Do I need them?

No windex or wind indicator on the Phoney Exlax? Doesn't surprise me!

RB

Pony Express July 14th 03 11:42 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
Why? Do I need them?
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Not on the JY. Do I need them?

No windex or wind indicator on the Phoney Exlax? Doesn't surprise me!

RB



Bobsprit July 14th 03 11:49 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
Why? Do I need them?

Of course not! I'm wondering why you even need tells on your sails. Why do you
need them? Haven't you learned to trim by now?

RB

Horvath July 14th 03 11:50 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
On 14 Jul 2003 10:15:21 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

19 year old Irene was never on a sailboat before, but she got the hang of
things quick, watching the windex and keeping Alien on a nice reach while the
rest of us relaxed. In this pick, she just completed her 1st tack.

http://members.aol.com/bob****/images/irenesails.jpg

RB


She looks a little old to be 19. She's too pale to be on a boat.
Don't you have decent wind instruments, with cabin top gauges, like a
real sailor?

I took two 15-year-old girls out yesterday. I'm not going to post
pictures for you perverts to drool over.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Bobsprit July 14th 03 12:00 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
I guess if I put a windex on I won't need tells?

I'm trying to tell you that you don't need either. They were on my boat when I
bought her.
Try sailing the Express without using the tells and windex. Learn trim based on
how the boat responds, not just the tells and spinning arrow.

RB

Pony Express July 14th 03 12:01 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
I was going to buy a huge radar to put on the JY. Thought that might help
it make 15k in 6k wind.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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I guess if I put a windex on I won't need tells?

I'm trying to tell you that you don't need either. They were on my boat

when I
bought her.
Try sailing the Express without using the tells and windex. Learn trim

based on
how the boat responds, not just the tells and spinning arrow.

RB



Scott Vernon July 14th 03 12:03 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
yes, I heard about it last night on 'Americas' Most Wanted'.
SV


"Horvath" wrote

I took two 15-year-old girls out yesterday.




Gerard Weatherby July 14th 03 03:40 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
On Mon, 14 Jul 2003 06:35:02 -0400, "Pony Express"
wrote:

Not on the JY. Do I need them?


Of course not. YOU know how to sail.

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Jonathan Ganz July 14th 03 05:41 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
Doesn't matter. The engine was on.

"Pony Express" wrote in message
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Watching the windex? Don't you have tells on your sails?
--
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
19 year old Irene was never on a sailboat before, but she got the hang

of
things quick, watching the windex and keeping Alien on a nice reach

while
the
rest of us relaxed. In this pick, she just completed her 1st tack.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/irenesails.jpg

RB





Jonathan Ganz July 14th 03 06:26 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
Looks like it's being used to me Gay Robert Brody.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Doesn't matter. The engine was on.

Look at the throttle control, Gay Ganzy!

Duhhhhh!

RB




Bobsprit July 14th 03 06:35 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
Looks like it's being used to me



So you think that throttle control is in use? Hmmmmmmm!

Bwahahahahahahha!

RB

Bobsprit July 14th 03 06:53 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
Note also that the sudden acceleration

Yup....the throttle is full forward, right? You and Gay Ganzy sure know your
boats!

Bwahahahahhahaha!

RB

Bobsprit July 14th 03 07:26 PM

Her 1st Time!
 

We know who set up that particular boat, so anything is possible.

You don't know (nor did Gay Ganzy) which way is up or down on the engine
controls. While Ganzy knows nada about boats, I'd have expected you to know
something more!
Guess not!!!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit July 14th 03 07:51 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
Up, as I remember, is the direction towards the sky.

Down is also the direction of the sky, Bill. Earth is a sphere.
Don't you know anything?

RB

Bobsprit July 14th 03 07:53 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
If you had known that you might have rigged your engine controls
correctly.

Man!!! Every boat I've been on had the controls upside down!!! That's dozens of
boats!! Even the C&C 30 Mk II at my marina is rigged the same way! So is my
friend's Catalina. What're the odds????

Bwahahahahaha! Which way is the sky again, Billy????? Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit July 14th 03 08:09 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
This doesn't surprise me at all. Sounds like a problem with the
matrix.

And even in the C&C/Universal manual!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! BUSTED!!! Bwahhahahhahaha!

RB

Jonathan Ganz July 14th 03 08:16 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
And you surely don't.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Note also that the sudden acceleration

Yup....the throttle is full forward, right? You and Gay Ganzy sure know

your
boats!

Bwahahahahhahaha!

RB




Jonathan Ganz July 14th 03 08:17 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
The Gay Robert Brody is an expert when it comes to
ugly runaways. Perhaps the Gay Robert Brody is
confusing teen runaways with boats.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

We know who set up that particular boat, so anything is possible.

You don't know (nor did Gay Ganzy) which way is up or down on the engine
controls. While Ganzy knows nada about boats, I'd have expected you to

know
something more!
Guess not!!!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB




The_navigator© July 14th 03 10:48 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
hahahhahahahahahhahahah

Cheers MC

Bobsprit wrote:


Man!!! Every boat I've been on had the controls upside down!!! That's dozens of
boats!!



Scott Vernon July 14th 03 11:04 PM

Her 1st Time!
 
who's on first?

"The_navigator©" wrote ...
What is going down?





Gerard Weatherby July 15th 03 03:20 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
On Tue, 15 Jul 2003 09:46:16 +1200, The_navigator© wrote:

The engine controls for a boat should be forward and astern. Up and down
is for helicopters (collective/throttle).

I thought up and down was for elevators.

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

SAIL LOCO July 15th 03 05:45 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
I don't see an 11KT wake.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

SAIL LOCO July 15th 03 05:47 AM

Her 1st Time!
 
She's looking up to see what she just hit her head on. It was the stern
ladder.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport


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