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Bobsprit found washed up on beach dead
Experts Say Beached 'Blob' an American Citizen
Fri July 11, 2003 02:18 PM ET New York, New York (UPI) - American scientists said on Friday their study of a huge blob of flesh found on an Atlantic beach about three weeks ago concluded it was the carcass of Robert Brody, ending speculation of a giant octopus. Scientists have been baffled by the 40-foot-long mass of gelatinous tissue found on a remote beach in southern New York, with initial hunches ranging from whale blubber to a disputed species of giant octopus. Researchers at the Museum of Natural History in Chicago were the first to reach a conclusion after analyzing samples of the decaying specimen and finding remains of McDonald's burgers and fries. "It has not been necessary to do DNA analysis in order to obtain identification, it was enough to find the half ton of McDonald's junk food that only Bobsprit could consume," the scientists Sergio Letelier and Jose Yanez said in a statement. When someone as fat as Bobsprit dies at sea, he rots until he becomes a "skeleton suspended in a semi-liquid mass within a bag of skin and blubber," the scientists said. Eventually, the skin tears and the bones sinks while the skin and blubber float. "This washes up and has the appearance of an octopus because the stomach keeps its bulky shape," they added. |
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Bobsprit found washed up on beach dead
Oh God...so even killing him and dumping the brody at sea won't
stop his trolling? (Damn that JK Rowling. All her fault for reminding us again of future choices...) Flying Tadpole Simple Simon wrote: Experts Say Beached 'Blob' an American Citizen Fri July 11, 2003 02:18 PM ET New York, New York (UPI) - American scientists said on Friday their study of a huge blob of flesh found on an Atlantic beach about three weeks ago concluded it was the carcass of Robert Brody, ending speculation of a giant octopus. Scientists have been baffled by the 40-foot-long mass of gelatinous tissue found on a remote beach in southern New York, with initial hunches ranging from whale blubber to a disputed species of giant octopus. Researchers at the Museum of Natural History in Chicago were the first to reach a conclusion after analyzing samples of the decaying specimen and finding remains of McDonald's burgers and fries. "It has not been necessary to do DNA analysis in order to obtain identification, it was enough to find the half ton of McDonald's junk food that only Bobsprit could consume," the scientists Sergio Letelier and Jose Yanez said in a statement. When someone as fat as Bobsprit dies at sea, he rots until he becomes a "skeleton suspended in a semi-liquid mass within a bag of skin and blubber," the scientists said. Eventually, the skin tears and the bones sinks while the skin and blubber float. "This washes up and has the appearance of an octopus because the stomach keeps its bulky shape," they added. |
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Bobsprit found washed up on beach dead
Damn that JK Rowling. All her fault for reminding us again of future choices...) I bought #5 the day it came out but Mr Sails absconded with it and is reading it in secret....churl.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Bobsprit found washed up on beach dead
Bought it? Ha hah ha hah h h ah ah ah ha h ah ah h a
hha hha hah ah ah ! I downloaded my free copy a week prior to its release at the bookstores. Only a putz buys books and music in this day and age. "katysails" wrote in message ... Damn that JK Rowling. All her fault for reminding us again of future choices...) I bought #5 the day it came out but Mr Sails absconded with it and is reading it in secret....churl.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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