"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message

| Heheee. You really aren't this good in real life, are you?


Better..... I throttle down before posting with a half bottle of Overproof
Rum.

CM

Madam Vinyl wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| :
|
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| "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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| | Why, you askeered?
|
| Should I be???
|
|
| If I was you I would be.

Well heck.. if I was you I'd be more than "askeered".... I'd be poppin'
lithium and tranqs to destabilize myself sufficiently to post worthless
two
word replies at the end of a post disguised as a novel.

Don't Worry... Be Happy!

CM



Heheee. You really aren't this good in real life, are you?

MV

Madam Vinyl through the usenet trails her many coats:
It's Mooron she's ensnaring, for she flirts before she floats.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message
. ..
| Hmmm, very interesting....you have my attention.

I know... and I'm comfortable with that.

CM

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message

| And what was it that you did for *my* attention?

I behaved like a cunning linguist.....

CM

"Madam Vinyl" wrote in message

| MV (giving sailing lessons, Captain?)

Yes... but I'm stern and insist on bondage and spankings when female crew
disobey.

CM

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 05:31:36 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 02:00:35 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

I didn't realize there was a limit on Bunyips... they seem to
bite
at
anything.

anything that looks tasty, sure.



"anything that looks tasty, sure" must surely rank as one of the
weakest,
most limp wristed, effeminate responses that I have ever seen!

That wouldn't even raise an eyebrow in alt.vicars.teaparty.

If you consident the ADA group to be so beneath your "Capabilities,
why
don't you join Capt Mooron & return/stay in a group you deem worthy of
your
skills.

Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much about
your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.


Are you, perhaps, a little bit out of your depth?

Are you not slightly confused as to where you are. Capt Mooron is more
likely to be familar with the subject of "Depth". Altitude/or lack of
is
the
general/major issue of concern to those who frequent ADA. Prehaps it
would
behove you to return to your "Tea Party" before you drown or become
aflicted/disoriented due altitude sickness/Oxygen Depravation.

Sorry, ASA regulars are experts in depravity. Next time at least get
the spelling right.

Peter Wiley

Please put your peanut brain in gear, before opening your "Whale Shark
Mouth". If you had done so, then considered the context of the comment
above
you would realize in the context above, "Depravation" is the correct
word,
spelled correctly.

If you had stayed with spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames it would not
have
been worth while to respond. But such a "Blatant Context Gaff", as you
made
above cannot be ignored.

Umm, Ralphie, a gaff is a spar on a ship. That's almost on topic for
ASA, but given your atrocious spelling, I'm sure it was only
accidental.

Taddy is our resident expert on gaffs.

BTW: http://machaut.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/...RD=depravation

Depravation (Page: 394)
Dep`ra*va"tion (?), n. [L. depravitio, from deprava cf. F.
dépravation. See Deprave.]

1. Detraction; depreciation. [Obs.]

To stubborn critics, apt, without a theme, For depravation. Shak.
2. The act of depraving, or making anything bad; the act of
corrupting.

3. The state of being depraved or degenerated; degeneracy; depravity.

The depravation of his moral character destroyed his judgment. Sir G.
C. Lewis.
4. (Med.) Change for the worse; deterioration; morbid perversion. Syn.
-- Depravity; corruption. See Depravity.

---------------------------------------------------------

Your mentally deficient psyche may be able to relate this to oxygen in
some wierd way, but most people who can understand context would have
assumed oxygen *deprivation*. I'll leave it as an exercise for you to
improve your sadly lacking education as to the difference in meaning
between depravation and deprivation.

Great foot shot, though.

Peter Wiley

Common indicators of the slow onset of "Hypoxia/Altitude Sickness" include
but are not limited to "Tunnel Vision" followed by an increasing sense of
"Euphoria" accompanied by diminished though processing capacity/diminished
cogitative abilities.

Taken in context of the above indicators Oxygen Depravation is the more
"context descriptive term" for the condition leading to "Hypoxia/Altitude
Sickness".

It is also more common in everyday usage in flight training activities or
among medical personnel dealing with treating those who are borderline
Hypoxic due respiratory afflictions.

There are also some known to practice intentionally limiting their oxygen
intake by being choked to near or passing out as a sexual stimuli/enhancer.

Considering your response above, perhaps you were borderline "Hypoxic", from
cause/reason as you responded to my post.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

True enough... but I'm drunk.

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| news |
| Ganz... you just cross posted!!
|
| So did you!
|
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | Could you please stop cross-posting. I don't see the
| | connection to alt.sailing.asa.
| |
| | "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| | m...
| | Sometimes it takes awhile/quite a bit of space, to make things
| | Simple Enough" for some to understand.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Very _good_, Ralph! Not an inverted comma in sight! Now all you
| | have to do is work a little bit more on that unfortunate slashing
| | habit of yours.
| |
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | Do you beat your wife/husband/significant other once a week for
| | good
| | measure
| | or abuse he/she/it on a regular basis?
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Ah, Ralph Nessbit, the worlds leading professional slasher
| | type, I just _love_ that accent. Do you hold your hands
| | above your head and wiggle your fingers for exclamation marks
| | while describing your qualifications to your drinking
| | buddies?
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | You comment "if one searched in the right direction..."
| | requires
| | a
| | "Heading" to be useful. A little searching in the right
| direction
| | should
| | satisfy your curiosity, if you have any.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in
| | message ...
| | Oh god. This is even worse than Danny Taddei's "Worship
| | me" tirades, except that Danny Taddei's claims to fame
| | and fortune could be easily supported if one searched in
| | the right direction...
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | snip
| |
| | Over my ~40 years FD/CFR/ARFF experience, I have
| | encountered
| | more
| | than a
| | few
| | that considered me "Not Cognizant" of my proper place,
| | when
| | dealing
| | with
| | such esteemed personages as themselves. These
| | personages
| | generally
| | have
| | fallen into 3 groups; Lawyers, Politicians, & Lawyers
| | turned
| | politicians. It
| | has been my experience/learned most who populate these
| groups,
| | or
| | have
| | similar attitudes could best be described as "Fair
| | Weather
| | Sailors".
| |
| | Is it not wise to keep your "scuppers clean/clear of
| | obstruction" &
| | "minimize the amount of material in/keep your bilge
| | clean"?
| At
| | 6'8',
| | 280
| | pounds I doubt I would fit in your "scuppers".
| | Considering
| my
| | size,
| | I
| | would
| | more than likely create "Trim Problems" if carried in
| | your
| | "Bilge".
| |
| | By the way in my younger US Navy days, I did fight
| | several
| | fires
| | resulting
| | from not cleaning/clearing "Bilges", to say nothing of
| | retrieving
| | several
| | "Fair Weather Sailors" & their boats.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Ralph Nesbitt wrote:

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 01:51:29 GMT, "Ralph Nesbitt"
wrote:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 00:32:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
.. .
"Donal" wrote in
:
Honestly, Bertie. Can't you do better? We heard so much
about
your
skills, and yet you appear to be completely useless.

Yes, it would appear that I'm completely useless.

Are you trying to bore us into ignoring you?

He managed that last time. One of the few entries in my killfile
for
just that reason. Why waste time reading lame one-liners?

Ah, the Famous "Plonk-Query" Response".

Ralphie, endless one-liners on the lines of "stupid c***" are
obviously acceptable in ADA. This is understandable, given the samples
of x-posts we've seen here that illuminate (using the term in its most
generous sense) what passes for intellect and repartee there. One must
make allowances for people who can't score more than 80 in an online
IQ test.

You guys are happy debating with your intellectual equals (after all,
zero equals zero) in your little dried-up pond on Usenet. That's fine.
ASA has higher standards of wit, repartee, spelling and grammar. If
you want to be taken seriously around here, lift your game!

Otherwise, a bit of Usenet evolution - you end up in the killfile
along with the rest of the pond scum of the gene pool, alongside
Bertie, Jax and Bob****.

Peter Wiley

Am I the 1 that responds in the manner described? Capt Mooron issued the
invitation to this party. IRC there was nothing in the RSVP regarding
standards of wit, repartee, spelling, grammar, Etc., other than implied
by
an initial response between Capt Mooron regarding "Turning up the heat
in
the kitchen", in response to;"If you can't stand the heat, don't get in
the
kitchen", plus the penchant for "Top Posting" by the sailing group.

When I accepted the "Invitation", it was my intention to "See it
Through"
irrespective of how hot it got.

Capt Mooron has chosen to withdraw from the kitchen, the Flying Tadpole
has
excused himself to get some "Band-Aids" to deal with his wounds. The
departure of these 2 has reduced the heat level to only that of
spelling/grammar/punctuation Lames from you

It is a sad state of affairs to be invited to a party thrown by another
group, which then quit early.

Whether you were invited to the party or crashed it is irrelevant. If
you
choose not to stay, leave quietly so as not to make a scene/fool of
yourself
or embarrass your group.
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Why Ralphie! Do you always take credit for any prick which might
bleed a little?

It is not uncommon for "Mortal Wounds" to bleed less than a "Prick from a
Briar".

Considering the "warnings &/or volumous declarations" from Capt Mooron, at
the begining of this party, regarding the skills/capabilities of your group.
Your query above is more indicative of the level of the skills &/or
capabilities encountered once the engagement was joined IMHO.

Prehaps he quickly realized the actual skills/capabilities level of your
group as compared to ADA. Could this realization be why he so graciously
withdrew, leaveing the rest of you to your fate.

If I as/were a Tadpole, flying or otherwise, being a ~ semi-jellied
creature, were invited to a party by a cohort/fellow traveler. Then
abondended to be boiled/dehydrated/roasted/burned to a crisp as the heat
rose above the level I could comfortably tolerate, much less exist. I would
be upset. Then again prehaps Tadpoles, especially "Flying Tadpoles" do not
have the cognitave capacity/abilities to recognize when they are beeing/have
been "Set Up".

The good Capt Mooron posted several times regading having no fellow
associates or interest in having any, plus disdain for assorted
things/activities. Would the Good Capt Mooron now be sitting safely on the
side Laughing/Snikering as the Heat increases?
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
--
Flying Tadpole

Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

"Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
news

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Why Ralphie! Do you always take credit for any prick which might
bleed a little?

It is not uncommon for "Mortal Wounds" to bleed less than a "Prick from a
Briar".

Considering the "warnings &/or volumous declarations" from Capt Mooron, at
the begining of this party, regarding the skills/capabilities of your
group.
Your query above is more indicative of the level of the skills &/or
capabilities encountered once the engagement was joined IMHO.

Prehaps he quickly realized the actual skills/capabilities level of your
group as compared to ADA. Could this realization be why he so graciously
withdrew, leaveing the rest of you to your fate.

If I as/were a Tadpole, flying or otherwise, being a ~ semi-jellied
creature, were invited to a party by a cohort/fellow traveler. Then
abondended to be boiled/dehydrated/roasted/burned to a crisp as the heat
rose above the level I could comfortably tolerate, much less exist. I
would
be upset. Then again prehaps Tadpoles, especially "Flying Tadpoles" do not
have the cognitave capacity/abilities to recognize when they are
beeing/have
been "Set Up".

The good Capt Mooron posted several times regading having no fellow
associates or interest in having any, plus disdain for assorted
things/activities. Would the Good Capt Mooron now be sitting safely on the
side Laughing/Snikering as the Heat increases?
Ralph Nesbitt
Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type

Ralph, your words do not represent heat.

You should face the fact that you simply bored Mooron.


Regards


Donal
--

I don't respond to his cross posts, since I've plonked him
long ago. I suggest you refrain. He just pollutes newsgroups
and offers nothing, not even entertainment value such as bob.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news
True enough... but I'm drunk.

CM

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in
| news |
| Ganz... you just cross posted!!
|
| So did you!
|
|
| Bertie
|
| CM
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | Could you please stop cross-posting. I don't see the
| | connection to alt.sailing.asa.
| |
| | "Ralph Nesbitt" wrote in message
| | m...
| | Sometimes it takes awhile/quite a bit of space, to make things
| | Simple Enough" for some to understand.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Very _good_, Ralph! Not an inverted comma in sight! Now all you
| | have to do is work a little bit more on that unfortunate slashing
| | habit of yours.
| |
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | Do you beat your wife/husband/significant other once a week for
| | good
| | measure
| | or abuse he/she/it on a regular basis?
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Ah, Ralph Nessbit, the worlds leading professional slasher
| | type, I just _love_ that accent. Do you hold your hands
| | above your head and wiggle your fingers for exclamation marks
| | while describing your qualifications to your drinking
| | buddies?
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | You comment "if one searched in the right direction..."
| | requires
| | a
| | "Heading" to be useful. A little searching in the right
| direction
| | should
| | satisfy your curiosity, if you have any.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| | "Flying Tadpole" wrote in
| | message ...
| | Oh god. This is even worse than Danny Taddei's "Worship
| | me" tirades, except that Danny Taddei's claims to fame
| | and fortune could be easily supported if one searched in
| | the right direction...
| |
| | Ralph Nesbitt wrote:
| |
| | snip
| |
| | Over my ~40 years FD/CFR/ARFF experience, I have
| | encountered
| | more
| | than a
| | few
| | that considered me "Not Cognizant" of my proper place,
| | when
| | dealing
| | with
| | such esteemed personages as themselves. These
| | personages
| | generally
| | have
| | fallen into 3 groups; Lawyers, Politicians, & Lawyers
| | turned
| | politicians. It
| | has been my experience/learned most who populate these
| groups,
| | or
| | have
| | similar attitudes could best be described as "Fair
| | Weather
| | Sailors".
| |
| | Is it not wise to keep your "scuppers clean/clear of
| | obstruction" &
| | "minimize the amount of material in/keep your bilge
| | clean"?
| At
| | 6'8',
| | 280
| | pounds I doubt I would fit in your "scuppers".
| | Considering
| my
| | size,
| | I
| | would
| | more than likely create "Trim Problems" if carried in
| | your
| | "Bilge".
| |
| | By the way in my younger US Navy days, I did fight
| | several
| | fires
| | resulting
| | from not cleaning/clearing "Bilges", to say nothing of
| | retrieving
| | several
| | "Fair Weather Sailors" & their boats.
| | Ralph Nesbitt
| | Professional FD/CFR/ARFF Type
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| | --
| | Flying Tadpole
| |
| | -------------------------
| | Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| | http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com
| |
| |
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