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Simple Simon July 10th 03 07:34 PM

Too much water.
 
I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot!

This lady is a new crewmember but the water thing has got to
go . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/hotforthecapt.jpg



Bobsprit July 10th 03 07:39 PM

Too much water.
 
I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water.

What a depressing post. I wonder if Neal ever gets laid.
Not likely.

RB

Scott Vernon July 10th 03 09:20 PM

Too much water.
 
"Simple Simon" wrote ...

I have this terrible problem with women.


well, keep trying, don't give up like Bobby did.



Jonathan Ganz July 10th 03 09:36 PM

Too much water.
 
And you said you can't die from too much water!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot!

This lady is a new crewmember but the water thing has got to
go . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/hotforthecapt.jpg





Danny Taddei July 10th 03 10:41 PM

Too much water.
 
a new spin on getting hosed....

Simple Simon wrote:

I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot!

This lady is a new crewmember but the water thing has got to
go . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/hotforthecapt.jpg




Jonathan Ganz July 10th 03 11:52 PM

Too much water.
 
Good one iguana-boy. You're learning!

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:k4lPa.2397$_s.2137@fed1read03...
a new spin on getting hosed....

Simple Simon wrote:

I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot!

This lady is a new crewmember but the water thing has got to
go . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/hotforthecapt.jpg






Simple Simon July 10th 03 11:52 PM

Too much water.
 


Brine shrimp. She was helping to clean the bottom of the boat.

"Oz1" wrote in message ...
Hosin the crabs out!




SAIL LOCO July 11th 03 01:22 AM

Too much water.
 
Neal lives in the matrix also.


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Danny Taddei July 11th 03 01:22 AM

Too much water.
 
I saw your pictures... I thought fags dressed nice

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Good one iguana-boy. You're learning!

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:k4lPa.2397$_s.2137@fed1read03...

a new spin on getting hosed....

Simple Simon wrote:


I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot!

This lady is a new crewmember but the water thing has got to
go . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/hotforthecapt.jpg







Danny Taddei July 11th 03 01:23 AM

Too much water.
 


Oz1 wrote:


Hosin the crabs out!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

You have to have hair to have crabs... don't ruin the fantasy


Jonathan Ganz July 11th 03 02:16 AM

Too much water.
 
My pictures?? Oh, you mean on the website. That's what they are
there for... to be viewed. Which one of the women do you think
is a homosexual? The one standing next to you?

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:brnPa.2619$_s.1182@fed1read03...
I saw your pictures... I thought fags dressed nice

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Good one iguana-boy. You're learning!

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:k4lPa.2397$_s.2137@fed1read03...

a new spin on getting hosed....

Simple Simon wrote:


I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot!

This lady is a new crewmember but the water thing has got to
go . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/hotforthecapt.jpg









Jonathan Ganz July 11th 03 02:16 AM

Too much water.
 
Who did you get them from... your iguana mom?

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:1snPa.2622$_s.366@fed1read03...


Oz1 wrote:


Hosin the crabs out!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

You have to have hair to have crabs... don't ruin the fantasy




Jonathan Ganz July 11th 03 02:24 AM

Too much water.
 
I heard that people who've lived in Oceanside are the real
iguana boys. Am I wrong about that? Because I have it on
good authority you used to live there.

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:brnPa.2619$_s.1182@fed1read03...
I saw your pictures... I thought fags dressed nice

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Good one iguana-boy. You're learning!

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:k4lPa.2397$_s.2137@fed1read03...

a new spin on getting hosed....

Simple Simon wrote:


I have this terrible problem with women on my boat constantly
using up all my fresh water. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot!

This lady is a new crewmember but the water thing has got to
go . . .

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/hotforthecapt.jpg









The_navigator_© July 11th 03 02:33 AM

Too much water.
 
Lets just say I know what I'm talking about.

Cheers MC

Oz1 wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 12:35:18 +1200, The_navigator_©
wrote:



Crab lice survival is not dependent on hair.

Cheers MC


More intimate knowledge?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Jonathan Ganz July 11th 03 02:43 AM

Too much water.
 
Quell? What was her name?
"The_navigator_©" wrote in message ...
Lets just say I know what I'm talking about.

Cheers MC

Oz1 wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 12:35:18 +1200, The_navigator_©
wrote:

Crab lice survival is not dependent on hair.

Cheers MC
More intimate knowledge?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Danny Taddei July 11th 03 07:20 AM

Too much water.
 
The 5'9" natural blonde lady is my wife. Who's yours?

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Yet you find it so intriguing that you MUST reply.

Poor little iguana boy.

So is he or isn't she your wife?

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:H1qPa.2965$_s.2591@fed1read03...


Jonathan Ganz wrote:


My pictures?? Oh, you mean on the website. That's what they are
there for... to be viewed. Which one of the women do you think
is a homosexual? The one standing next to you?


Oh this is so clever.... snore






Jonathan Ganz July 11th 03 08:31 AM

Too much water.
 
Wow. Really a natural blond? How can you tell? I mean have
you checked it out? I keep remembering that movie the Crying
Game. Did they make a story out of your life or is it just a big
coincidence?

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:xGsPa.3134$_s.1852@fed1read03...
The 5'9" natural blonde lady is my wife. Who's yours?

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Yet you find it so intriguing that you MUST reply.

Poor little iguana boy.

So is he or isn't she your wife?

"Danny Taddei" wrote in message
news:H1qPa.2965$_s.2591@fed1read03...


Jonathan Ganz wrote:


My pictures?? Oh, you mean on the website. That's what they are
there for... to be viewed. Which one of the women do you think
is a homosexual? The one standing next to you?

Oh this is so clever.... snore









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