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Tasman Sea Produces Freaky Species
CBC ^ | 30 Jun 2003 | Staff SYDNEY - Hundreds of new underwater species, including sharks and a giant sea spider the size of a dinner plate, have been discovered by scientists in the Tasman Sea between Australia and New Zealand. The month-long expedition collected and photographed specimens at depths of more than two kilometres. The voyage around Lord Howe and Norfolk Islands was the most complex survey ever conducted in Australian waters. Researchers from Australia and New Zealand say the expedition has made some extraordinary discoveries. One creature, the fangtooth, has teeth longer than its head. To avoid piercing the fish's brain when it shuts its mouth, the teeth fit into opposing eye sockets. Then there's a wonky-eyed jewel squid - its left eye is much larger than the right. Researchers believe the big eye looks out for food, while the small one watches for predators. These new life forms have adapted to the harsh conditions beneath the ocean where water pressure is hundreds of times greater than at the surface. In total, 500 species of fish and 1,300 types of invertebrates were discovered, including deep-sea sponges and a prickly shark. It's expected to take more than a year to classify them all. The spiders recovered from the icy depths are not related to those found on land. Some have bodies so tiny that their internal organs have been pushed down inside their hollow legs. A giant fossilized tooth of an extinct shark known as a megalodon was also found, possibly lying undisturbed on the ocean floor for millions of years. |
New sea creatures near Australia
Just goes to show what happens to the neighbourhood pond when
you've got an Oz1 on on side and an MC on the other... FT Gilligan wrote: Tasman Sea Produces Freaky Species CBC ^ | 30 Jun 2003 | Staff SYDNEY - Hundreds of new underwater species, including sharks and a giant sea spider the size of a dinner plate, have been discovered by scientists in the Tasman Sea between Australia and New Zealand. snip One creature, the fangtooth, has teeth longer than its head. To avoid piercing the fish's brain when it shuts its mouth, the teeth fit into opposing eye sockets. Then there's a wonky-eyed jewel squid - its left eye is much larger than the right. Researchers believe the big eye looks out for food, while the small one watches for predators. |
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Cue the theme from "Jaws"........
CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... | | "Gilligan" wrote | | and a prickly shark. | | known as 'Mooronuis Captainis'. | | | | | | |
New sea creatures near Australia
I have a plausible explanantion for said appearances: With the current so-called global warming, chunks of Antartica are
thawing where these animals, through a mystery of nature, have been cryo-preserved over the ages and are thawing out. They are not new...they are old....(and if BS steals my plot for a B movie, I'll sue him...you have all witnessed that this is exclusively MY idea) -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
New sea creatures near Australia
another? how many have you watched today?
Scotty "Oz1" wrote God not another porno. |
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One day the Dolphins will rule this world, again.
SV "Oz1" wrote in message ... Gilly at the moment off the coast there's tonnes of squid and occy floating around dead. Apparently something has brought them inshore and the dolphins are feeding on their heads and leaving the rest. On Fri, 04 Jul 2003 03:51:53 GMT, "Gilligan" wrote: Tasman Sea Produces Freaky Species CBC ^ | 30 Jun 2003 | Staff SYDNEY - Hundreds of new underwater species, including sharks and a giant sea spider the size of a dinner plate, have been discovered by scientists in the Tasman Sea between Australia and New Zealand. The month-long expedition collected and photographed specimens at depths of more than two kilometres. The voyage around Lord Howe and Norfolk Islands was the most complex survey ever conducted in Australian waters. Researchers from Australia and New Zealand say the expedition has made some extraordinary discoveries. One creature, the fangtooth, has teeth longer than its head. To avoid piercing the fish's brain when it shuts its mouth, the teeth fit into opposing eye sockets. Then there's a wonky-eyed jewel squid - its left eye is much larger than the right. Researchers believe the big eye looks out for food, while the small one watches for predators. These new life forms have adapted to the harsh conditions beneath the ocean where water pressure is hundreds of times greater than at the surface. In total, 500 species of fish and 1,300 types of invertebrates were discovered, including deep-sea sponges and a prickly shark. It's expected to take more than a year to classify them all. The spiders recovered from the icy depths are not related to those found on land. Some have bodies so tiny that their internal organs have been pushed down inside their hollow legs. A giant fossilized tooth of an extinct shark known as a megalodon was also found, possibly lying undisturbed on the ocean floor for millions of years. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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Ha ha, good one Per, too bad it took you 2 months to come up with something.
Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and sing the Star Spangled Banner! Scotty "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Scott Vernon wrote: another? how many have watched me today? Scotty "Oz1" wrote God not another porno. |
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You're too late as always. It's already July 5 here.
Scott Vernon wrote: Ha ha, good one Per, too bad it took you 2 months to come up with something. Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and sing the Star Spangled Banner! Scotty "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Scott Vernon wrote: another? how many have watched me today? Scotty "Oz1" wrote God not another porno. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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Per.... how's it goin' eh? What've you been up to? Good to see you deemed
it an appropriate time to make a visit. CM "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... | Scott Vernon wrote: | another? how many have watched me today? | | Scotty | | | "Oz1" wrote | | God not another porno. | | | |
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Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans?
-- ---- Steve S/V Pony Express "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... You're too late as always. It's already July 5 here. Scott Vernon wrote: Ha ha, good one Per, too bad it took you 2 months to come up with something. Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and sing the Star Spangled Banner! Scotty "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Scott Vernon wrote: another? how many have watched me today? Scotty "Oz1" wrote God not another porno. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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Pony Express wrote:
Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans? Hey, Bill Gates is American isn't he? Well he's the one that fixed my calendar! -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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How I love a bad loser ;)
Pony Express wrote: Hey, don't try to bring logic and reasoning into this NG. It is neither welcomed nor tolerated. "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Pony Express wrote: Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans? Hey, Bill Gates is American isn't he? Well he's the one that fixed my calendar! -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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First Donal says he *likes* bob. And now you?
-- ---- Steve S/V Pony Express "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... How I love a bad loser ;) Pony Express wrote: Hey, don't try to bring logic and reasoning into this NG. It is neither welcomed nor tolerated. "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Pony Express wrote: Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans? Hey, Bill Gates is American isn't he? Well he's the one that fixed my calendar! -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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Good one ;)
Yes there has always been something special about boobsy. So afraid of sailing and yet wanting so much to show us how much he loves it and how competent he is. Did you see the thread where he was actually trying to make us believe he'd been sailing a spinnacker?? What a troll that was. Pony Express wrote: First Donal says he *likes* bob. And now you? "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... How I love a bad loser ;) Pony Express wrote: Hey, don't try to bring logic and reasoning into this NG. It is neither welcomed nor tolerated. "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Pony Express wrote: Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans? Hey, Bill Gates is American isn't he? Well he's the one that fixed my calendar! -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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CM,
I'm 47 too. It seems every year I get a fresh batch of 17-18 year old students who want very much to whoop me in arm wrestling. I work out faithfully; but still it's getting tougher and tougher to beat them with each passing year. God help me if one of the boys challenges me. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote Thank the gods I'm only 47.... I'd have a harder time doing it if I was 74!! ;-) |
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Sorry, I didn't read that post. I try to avoid threads where bob talks
about sailing. Methinks you're lurking a little more than you'd like to admit. -- ---- Steve S/V Pony Express "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Good one ;) Yes there has always been something special about boobsy. So afraid of sailing and yet wanting so much to show us how much he loves it and how competent he is. Did you see the thread where he was actually trying to make us believe he'd been sailing a spinnacker?? What a troll that was. Pony Express wrote: First Donal says he *likes* bob. And now you? "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... How I love a bad loser ;) Pony Express wrote: Hey, don't try to bring logic and reasoning into this NG. It is neither welcomed nor tolerated. "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Pony Express wrote: Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans? Hey, Bill Gates is American isn't he? Well he's the one that fixed my calendar! -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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Instill a fear so deep that merely a "look" from you will render them weak
from an overload of adrenalin. I do it to my nephews all the time. My favourite trick is the bucket with the lid... I pick up a 5 gallon plastic bucket of tools, snap on a lid and carry it easily down to the shore. I put it in the shed and stash it under a box......where I have a similar bucket loaded with 80 lbs of dive weights. I'll wait a bit and ask one of the lads to fetch the tool bucket for me. Man.... you should see their faces.... Ha ha ha They think I'm a machine! Idiots! Ha Ha Ha CM "Scout" wrote in message ... | CM, | I'm 47 too. It seems every year I get a fresh batch of 17-18 year old | students who want very much to whoop me in arm wrestling. I work out | faithfully; but still it's getting tougher and tougher to beat them with | each passing year. God help me if one of the boys challenges me. | Scout | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote | Thank the gods I'm only 47.... I'd have a harder time doing it if I was | 74!! ;-) | | |
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Per!
-- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and sing
the Star Spangled Banner! Scotty, You're treading dangerous ground here. YPer and I would be more than happy to perform a solo duet of "The Star Spangled Banner" but I'm afriad that the firecracker part will have to be cancelled. That is not an experience I would enjoy. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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I put it in the shed and stash it under a box......where I have a
similar bucket loaded with 80 lbs of dive weights. I'll wait a bit and ask one of the lads to fetch the tool bucket for me. Are you sure you're not one of my relatives? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Scott Vernon wrote: Ha ha, good one Per, too bad it took you 2 months to come up with something. Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and sing the Star Spangled Banner! That would make it the Star Spangled Bunner? |
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Pony Express wrote: Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans? -- You mean, eccentrically and off balance? |
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Pony Express wrote:
Sorry, I didn't read that post. I try to avoid threads where bob talks about sailing. Wise decision. Methinks you're lurking a little more than you'd like to admit. When did I ever mention how much I lurk? See, there you go again weaving yourself into trouble by presuming things. Or did you talk to Bill Gates this time? Besides I have this troll watcher that gives an alarm when somebody says something really stupid. "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Good one ;) Yes there has always been something special about boobsy. So afraid of sailing and yet wanting so much to show us how much he loves it and how competent he is. Did you see the thread where he was actually trying to make us believe he'd been sailing a spinnacker?? What a troll that was. Pony Express wrote: First Donal says he *likes* bob. And now you? "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... How I love a bad loser ;) Pony Express wrote: Hey, don't try to bring logic and reasoning into this NG. It is neither welcomed nor tolerated. "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... Pony Express wrote: Fix your calendar. Don't you know that the world revolves around Americans? Hey, Bill Gates is American isn't he? Well he's the one that fixed my calendar! -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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katysails wrote:
Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and sing the Star Spangled Banner! Scotty, You're treading dangerous ground here. YPer and I would be more than happy to perform a solo duet of "The Star Spangled Banner" but I'm afriad that the firecracker part will have to be cancelled. That is not an experience I would enjoy. Thanks for saving my a-s -- Perre You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. |
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not that there's anything wrong with that.
Scout "Horvath" wrote You Homo. |
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Yes... that's expected in such a cavernous empty space.
CM "Per Elmsäter" wrote in message ... | katysails wrote: | Per! | Is there an echo in my head? | -- | Perre | | You have to be smarter than a robot to reply. | | |
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OK, scrap the firecracker. Could you do it while standing on a Brits' neck?
Watched The Patriot last night, DAMN THE BRITS! Scotty "katysails" wrote in message ... Happy Independence Day, stick a firecracker up your butt, light it, and sing the Star Spangled Banner! Scotty, You're treading dangerous ground here. YPer and I would be more than happy to perform a solo duet of "The Star Spangled Banner" but I'm afriad that the firecracker part will have to be cancelled. That is not an experience I would enjoy. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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"Per Elmsäter" wrote: Besides I have this troll watcher that gives an alarm when somebody says something really stupid. Trans.: "When someone's going for a ride, I'm woken by my female side..." |
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If you need a hug that bad, just ask them for it.
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... Instill a fear so deep that merely a "look" from you will render them weak from an overload of adrenalin. I do it to my nephews all the time. My favourite trick is the bucket with the lid... I pick up a 5 gallon plastic bucket of tools, snap on a lid and carry it easily down to the shore. I put it in the shed and stash it under a box......where I have a similar bucket loaded with 80 lbs of dive weights. I'll wait a bit and ask one of the lads to fetch the tool bucket for me. Man.... you should see their faces.... Ha ha ha They think I'm a machine! Idiots! Ha Ha Ha CM "Scout" wrote in message ... | CM, | I'm 47 too. It seems every year I get a fresh batch of 17-18 year old | students who want very much to whoop me in arm wrestling. I work out | faithfully; but still it's getting tougher and tougher to beat them with | each passing year. God help me if one of the boys challenges me. | Scout | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote | Thank the gods I'm only 47.... I'd have a harder time doing it if I was | 74!! ;-) | | |
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"Pony Express" wrote in message ... First Donal says he *likes* bob. And now you? I was drunk. I like everybody when I'm drunk. One of my failings, I guess. Regards Donal -- |
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Hey, Scout. Are you a member of GlorySail?
Regards Donal -- "Scout" wrote in message ... not that there's anything wrong with that. Scout "Horvath" wrote You Homo. |
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Naw, the last you sold me was lost over the side in a New York gale (almost 12 knots). Having to make do with ephedra and Mad Dog
20-20. "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... ???????????????????????........ you snortin' crack again Jl ?? CM "jlrogers" wrote in message y.com... | If you need a hug that bad, just ask them for it. | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... | Instill a fear so deep that merely a "look" from you will render them weak | from an overload of adrenalin. I do it to my nephews all the time. | | My favourite trick is the bucket with the lid... I pick up a 5 gallon | plastic bucket of tools, snap on a lid and carry it easily down to the | shore. I put it in the shed and stash it under a box......where I have a | similar bucket loaded with 80 lbs of dive weights. I'll wait a bit and ask | one of the lads to fetch the tool bucket for me. | | Man.... you should see their faces.... Ha ha ha They think I'm a | machine! Idiots! Ha Ha Ha | | | CM | | "Scout" wrote in message | ... | | CM, | | I'm 47 too. It seems every year I get a fresh batch of 17-18 year old | | students who want very much to whoop me in arm wrestling. I work out | | faithfully; but still it's getting tougher and tougher to beat them with | | each passing year. God help me if one of the boys challenges me. | | Scout | | | | "Capt. Mooron" wrote | | Thank the gods I'm only 47.... I'd have a harder time doing it if I was | | 74!! ;-) | | | | | | |
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-- Could you do it while standing on a Brits' neck? No...I like Brits. katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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"Scout" wrote in message ... Never heard of it. Who or What is Glory Sail? Scout The Gay and Lesbian ORginasation for Yachting(????) It's chairman spammed the ng a few months ago. Unfortunately, he didn't stay. He put up a spirited fight. Regards Donal -- |
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Hahahaaa! No, not all English/Literature teachers are gay ole Donal.
Perhaps that is why I decided to teach science as well as English - to offset the stigma? And don't forget, I worked 20+ plus years in mechanical construction/engineering before starting my teaching career - AND NOT THAT FUNNY VILLAGE PEOPLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER STUFF EITHER! ROFLMAO! At any rate, my wife of 27 years will (hopefully) attest: some guy's big hairy butt is the very least of my desires, despite Horvath's secret desires! No no, if God made anything better than a woman, he kept it for Himself! Scout (Not that there's anything wrong with it! - Jerry Seinfeld) "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scout" wrote in message ... Never heard of it. Who or What is Glory Sail? Scout The Gay and Lesbian ORginasation for Yachting(????) It's chairman spammed the ng a few months ago. Unfortunately, he didn't stay. He put up a spirited fight. Regards Donal -- |
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"katysails" wrote in message ...
I have a plausible explanantion for said appearances: With the current so-called global warming, chunks of Antartica are thawing where these animals, through a mystery of nature, have been cryo-preserved over the ages and are thawing out. They are not new...they are old....(and if BS steals my plot for a B movie, I'll sue him...you have all witnessed that this is exclusively MY idea) Only one minor detail - chunks of Antarctica aren't thawing. Not to mention the little matter of the circum-polar frontal zone. Peter Wiley |
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Only one minor detail - chunks of Antarctica aren't thawing. Not to mention the little matter of the circum-polar frontal zone. Only on your side...our side is thawing..it's all the emissions from Patgonia.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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"katysails" wrote in message ...
Only one minor detail - chunks of Antarctica aren't thawing. Not to mention the little matter of the circum-polar frontal zone. Only on your side...our side is thawing..it's all the emissions from Patgonia.... Well, I'll most likely go take another look in September. Shipping season opens in 8 weeks and counting. About bloody time. Peter Wiley |
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Reason you're running out of ice is the excessive generation of methane in the USA. I'd suggest exterminating Bobby (that should halve the hot air/methane output of the USA) but you'd have to freeze the carcass as well, and you're running out of ice We cpild use dry ice...and stick him on a space shuttle and let him go in orbit..problem is htat the orbit would decay after awhile and then someone would be stuck with him falling down their chimney....What do your workboats do in Antarctica anyway? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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