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Donal July 3rd 03 11:31 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
What's wrong with you? You seem to be sulking. Have I upset you?


Why are you behaving as if you've been beaten? You know that I didn't mean
to cause any real upset. So, what's wrong?

I'm sorry that I sneered at your annual income. If you say that you earn
more than 300K p/a, then I will believe you.


Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon July 3rd 03 11:56 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
He's still sulking because he fantasized that I was his friend and then I
called him a Big Fat Liar and he had an emotional breakdown, the poor baby.

Be gentle with him.


Scotty
http://www.enter.net/photoalbum/data...non/832067.JPG



"Donal" wrote in message
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What's wrong with you? You seem to be sulking. Have I upset you?





Donal July 5th 03 12:05 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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He's still sulking because he fantasized that I was his friend and then I
called him a Big Fat Liar and he had an emotional breakdown, the poor

baby.

Be gentle with him.


I'm always gentle.

I walk softly and carry a small stick!



Regards


Donal
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Pony Express July 5th 03 12:17 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
I guess the 'gentleness' makes up for it if she still brings you tea in the
morning.
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Donal" wrote in message
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I'm always gentle.

I walk softly and carry a small stick!



Regards


Donal
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Donal July 5th 03 12:26 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

"Pony Express" wrote in message
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I guess the 'gentleness' makes up for it if she still brings you tea in

the
morning.
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Sorry, I meant to say a "big stick".


Regards

Donal
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----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Donal" wrote in message
...

I'm always gentle.

I walk softly and carry a small stick!



Regards


Donal
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Pony Express July 5th 03 12:30 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
It doesn't matter what you say. It matters what she tells her friends.
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Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Pony Express" wrote in message
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I guess the 'gentleness' makes up for it if she still brings you tea in

the
morning.
--



Sorry, I meant to say a "big stick".


Regards

Donal
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----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Donal" wrote in message
...

I'm always gentle.

I walk softly and carry a small stick!



Regards


Donal
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katysails July 5th 03 05:17 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
It matters what she tells her friends.

Most women I know do not discuss anything like that with their friends or anyone else. That's really crass.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Horvath July 5th 03 05:46 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 00:05:20 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



I walk softly and carry a small stick!


In your right hand.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Capt. Mooron July 5th 03 11:12 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
Every woman I know discusses such things with her friends..... when she's
not married. It's okay to complain the seat is too small on the rental...
but you'd never complain about it on the Lexus you've just purchased.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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| It matters what she tells her friends.
|
| Most women I know do not discuss anything like that with their friends or
anyone else. That's really crass.
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|



Donal July 5th 03 11:23 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Every woman I know discusses such things with her friends..... when she's
not married. It's okay to complain the seat is too small on the rental...
but you'd never complain about it on the Lexus you've just purchased.


Your women might discuss these things with their friends. Mine don't! They
don't want any competition.


Regards



Donal
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Donal July 5th 03 11:24 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 00:05:20 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



I walk softly and carry a small stick!


In your right hand.


Horvath,

I know that you are a big prick .... but size doesn't matter!



Regards


Donal
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Horvath July 6th 03 05:26 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 23:24:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Horvath,

I know that you are a big prick .... but size doesn't matter!


I'll tell that to your little sister, tonight.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Jonathan Ganz July 6th 03 08:36 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
Ah, a child abuser and an alcoholic. Great combo.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 23:24:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Horvath,

I know that you are a big prick .... but size doesn't matter!


I'll tell that to your little sister, tonight.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Horvath July 6th 03 01:21 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
On Sun, 6 Jul 2003 00:36:20 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Ah, a child abuser and an alcoholic. Great combo.


Who says his sister is a child?


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 23:24:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Horvath,

I know that you are a big prick .... but size doesn't matter!


I'll tell that to your little sister, tonight.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Jonathan Ganz July 6th 03 05:30 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
Who says you'd be more interested in an adult?

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 6 Jul 2003 00:36:20 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Ah, a child abuser and an alcoholic. Great combo.


Who says his sister is a child?


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 23:24:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Horvath,

I know that you are a big prick .... but size doesn't matter!

I'll tell that to your little sister, tonight.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!




katysails July 6th 03 09:15 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

Every woman I know discusses such things with her friends..... when she's
not married

Ah...so that's it....I went straight from home to being married and have been married for so long I wouldn't know what to talk
about with girlfriends....I think that at this stage of the game that if the situation came up where I was single, I still
wouldn't talk about it because it is not important to me.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Donal July 7th 03 12:01 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

"katysails" wrote in message
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Mine don't! They
don't want any competition.

Ypu're a polygamist? WHen did the Catholic Church allow that?




OOOhhh. Alright!

I meant to write "mine doesn't".


Happy????


Regards


Donal
--
Bloody women! Don't even allow us to dream!!!!!





Donal July 7th 03 12:06 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 23:24:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Horvath,

I know that you are a big prick .... but size doesn't matter!


I'll tell that to your little sister, tonight.



How did you know that she was a lesbian?

BTW, she really enjoyed your tits ..... and she said that you had a really
small clitoris! I didn't correct her obvious error.




Regards


Donal
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katysails July 7th 03 04:17 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
I meant to write "mine doesn't".


Happy????

Just as long as the tea lady is happy.....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Horvath July 7th 03 10:40 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 00:06:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Jul 2003 23:24:51 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Horvath,

I know that you are a big prick .... but size doesn't matter!


I'll tell that to your little sister, tonight.



How did you know that she was a lesbian?

BTW, she really enjoyed your tits ..... and she said that you had a really
small clitoris! I didn't correct her obvious error.


Did she enjoy the three dollars I gave her?




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Donal July 7th 03 11:27 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 00:06:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



Did she enjoy the three dollars I gave her?


Well, she only gets to keep 33%. She had to give me the other $2.

BTW, did you know that she charges $10 per inch? .... plus $2 per minute?



Regards


Donal
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Jonathan Ganz July 7th 03 07:22 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
He only needs one minute.

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 00:06:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



Did she enjoy the three dollars I gave her?


Well, she only gets to keep 33%. She had to give me the other $2.

BTW, did you know that she charges $10 per inch? .... plus $2 per minute?



Regards


Donal
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jlrogers July 7th 03 07:46 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
Solve for X

Givens: $10.00 per inch
$2.00 per minute
$2.00 in time charges
$3.00 total

Let x = the number of inches, then
$10.00/x inches = $3.00-$2.00


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
He only needs one minute.

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 00:06:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



Did she enjoy the three dollars I gave her?


Well, she only gets to keep 33%. She had to give me the other $2.

BTW, did you know that she charges $10 per inch? .... plus $2 per minute?



Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon July 7th 03 09:33 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
X = Eunuch?


"jlrogers" wrote in message
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Solve for X

Givens: $10.00 per inch
$2.00 per minute
$2.00 in time charges
$3.00 total

Let x = the number of inches, then
$10.00/x inches = $3.00-$2.00


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

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He only needs one minute.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 00:06:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



Did she enjoy the three dollars I gave her?


Well, she only gets to keep 33%. She had to give me the other $2.

BTW, did you know that she charges $10 per inch? .... plus $2 per

minute?



Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon July 7th 03 09:33 PM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
X = Eunuch?


"jlrogers" wrote in message
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Solve for X

Givens: $10.00 per inch
$2.00 per minute
$2.00 in time charges
$3.00 total

Let x = the number of inches, then
$10.00/x inches = $3.00-$2.00


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
He only needs one minute.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 00:06:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



Did she enjoy the three dollars I gave her?


Well, she only gets to keep 33%. She had to give me the other $2.

BTW, did you know that she charges $10 per inch? .... plus $2 per

minute?



Regards


Donal
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Horvath July 8th 03 12:05 AM

Hey Bobby! Upset???
 
On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 11:27:32 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 7 Jul 2003 00:06:57 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



Did she enjoy the three dollars I gave her?


Well, she only gets to keep 33%. She had to give me the other $2.

BTW, did you know that she charges $10 per inch? .... plus $2 per minute?


Yes. But she gives senior citizen discounts.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!


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