On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:49:33 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
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What's the Jewish dilemma? Free ham.

Well, I think they're funny. Thanks.
Max and Oscar, two elderly Jewish men in Central Park. Max: "Oscar, I
can get you an elephant for $5,000. Oscar: "Max, I live in a small
apartment, are you crazy?" Max: "Oscar, this elephant is trained."
Oscar: "Max, I don't want no elephant, trained or not. The feed would
kill me. And where would I keep it?"
Max: "Ok, how about two elephants for $5,000?"
Oscar: "Now you're talking."

Told by Buddy Hackett in the Tonight Show many, many years ago.
Eddie