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"American Woman" Based on the performance by The Guess Who
"Inflatable Woman" Parody by Johnny D


Inflatable woman
You're the gal for me
Inflatable woman
You are so sexy

Hide her inside my closet door
She's the rubber doll that I adore
She's got artificial tonsils too
She's got two fine vinyl eyes of blue

Now woman
Don't deflate
Inflatable woman
Patch you with duct tape

Inflatable woman
You're the gal for me
Inflatable woman
You are so sexy

Sprung a leak at a real bad time
My frat brothers found you - they know you're mine!

Miller Lite cans hid your eyes
'Til they found you by surprise

Now woman
They stole you!
Inflatable woman
Where did they take you-hoo?

Inflatable woman
You were so grand
Inflatable woman
Now I use my hand

Wish you were hangin' inside my door
Sure wanna see your face once more
Watchin' movies on TV
Without you is so lonely

Miller Lite cans hid your eyes
'Til they found you by surprise

Now woman
They stole you!
Inflatable woman
Where did they take you-hoo?

Come
Gotta come my way
Gotta come my way now, come, come, come!
I really need you, woman!
Gotta find you woman
Oh my
Oh my
Oh my
Oh my
You're so good for me
I'm so good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I need relief
You know I need you so
You know I need relief
You know I need you so-o, woman!
I really need you, woman!
Come on inflatable woman!
Come on inflatable chick!
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