[Poco Deplorevole]

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan -


A zero premium, no deductible Long Term Health Care Plan


Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care,
but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt
for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one
worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford
for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

[Keyser Soze]

On 3/19/17 10:06 AM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan -


A zero premium, no deductible Long Term Health Care Plan


Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care,
but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt
for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one
worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford
for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?


Why wait until you are 75, Johnny? Go shoot a politician so you can go
to prison now, much to the relief of your family.

[Poco Deplorevole]

On Sun, 19 Mar 2017 10:10:04 -0400, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 3/19/17 10:06 AM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan -


A zero premium, no deductible Long Term Health Care Plan


Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care,
but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt
for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one
worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford
for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?


Why wait until you are 75, Johnny? Go shoot a politician so you can go
to prison now, much to the relief of your family.

Satire, Harry. Remember?

Poor Harry. Poor, poor Harry.

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On Sun, 19 Mar 2017 10:06:58 -0400, Poco Deplorevole
wrote:

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan -


A zero premium, no deductible Long Term Health Care Plan


Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care,
but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt
for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one
worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a
library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford
for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

Unfortunately the prison system has caught on and they try very hard
to kick the senior citizens out when they become too sick on
humanitarian terms so they can die homeless on the street.
With the virtual end to the death penalty, there are tens of thousands
of inmates serving life and many more with determinate sentences
longer than their life expectancy. Corrections departments are rapidly
becoming the biggest nursing homes in the country. All but the worst
of the worst get their sentence commuted when they get too sick for
the prison to take care of. It is not a new thing. They sent Al Capone
home to die.